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PropertiesRe: The Top Four Cheapest Places To Live In Abuja by Punchline33: 6:47pm On Sep 10, 2020
If you want to live in Abuja and you dont have millions to rent house in the developed part of AMAC, it is better to move to the area councils because the FCT government provides manageable àmount of basic amenities like schools, hospitals, manageable road network and reasonable amount of government presence through the area council governments. If you choose to live in those shanty towns around AMAC, your life and those of your kids will be miserable. Dont kid yourselves, FCT government can demolish them anytime, that is why they dont build things like general hospitals there. And crime rate is quite high there. Brothels and cheap prostitutes everywhere.
PoliticsRe: US To Seize Kola Aluko’s House: $25m Los Angeles Mansion by Punchline33: 8:16pm On Sep 05, 2020
They should use the house for isolation centre
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Blasts Punch Newspaper For Fabricating False Stories About Him by Punchline33: 8:02pm On Aug 09, 2020
Though fake news is bad but trying to emulate Maradona is not bad for motivation
PoliticsRe: Wife Of Mubarak Bala Pleads For ‘Proof Of Life’ by Punchline33: 9:15am On Jul 28, 2020
They should grant him amnesty let one of those foreign countries adopt him.
TV/MoviesRe: Lilo Tries To Size Up Eric’s Joystick With Her Leg, Caught On Camera by Punchline33: 7:58pm On Jul 24, 2020
Nonsense and NDDC
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: We Must Rally Round Osagie Ize-iyamu by Punchline33: 8:51am On Jun 28, 2020
Yinmu. Adams will go on vacation with his wife. In politics, you dont score own goal at the late minutes.. removing Adams before Edo election was a mistake.
PoliticsRe: Wike: I Didn’t Plot Against Obaseki by Punchline33: 8:43am On Jun 28, 2020
That is your business.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Mocks Senator Mitt Romney For Marching With Black Lives Matter Protesters by Punchline33: 7:43pm On Jun 08, 2020
Trump na abaya
RomanceRe: Lady Rolls On The Floor After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her by Punchline33: 7:41pm On Jun 08, 2020
Onyi22:
What do you expect from them when they r depressed?
They see a pre-wedding pictures , e go pain them
They see ladies get engaged, e dy pepper them
They see single ladies celebrating birthday, e pain them
Money them no get, very useless set of people..
Always channeling their frustrations on ladies..


My question is can any good thing come out from a Nairaland guy?
How many guys do you know in Nairaland for you to talk down on the guys here? It takes a fraustrated person to recognize another. Judging by your picture, it is obvious you need help.
PoliticsRe: Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 57th Birthday by Punchline33: 9:57am On Jun 08, 2020
Her real age no doubt. Her husband may be the next president. You never can tell.
HealthRe: Lagos Will Soon Run Out Of Isolation Centres – Akin Abayomi by Punchline33: 8:03am On Jun 06, 2020
It is enough na. This man doesn't know there is life after corona virus?
SportsRe: Premier League Announces Substitute Rule Change by Punchline33: 8:01am On Jun 06, 2020
Great news to investors
PoliticsRe: Gbolahan Lawal To Be Named New Oniru - The Cable by Punchline33: 7:57pm On Jun 04, 2020
He is well travelled
CrimeRe: Lady Travelling From Abuja To Akure In A Taxi Molested By Man. Sparks Reactions by Punchline33: 10:32am On Jun 02, 2020
Very funny video.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Invade 3 Villages In Ibadan, 3 Killed by Punchline33: 10:14am On Jun 02, 2020
All the noice about Amotekun was to siphon money. Yoruba people should blame Tinubu who allowed Buhari to secure the needed votes for a second term. Oyo people tried to change the government but Tinubu truncated that effort. When a masquerade farts, it will smell it alone in its costume. By the time Buhari leaves government, there will be a new map of Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Cuts US Ties With WHO, Claims It Is Under China's Control by Punchline33: 5:06am On May 30, 2020
Interesting. Though am not a fan of Trump but the WHO have questions to answer. The DG is Ethiopian, Chinese aides come through Ethiopia for the rest of Africa, China has a lot of investment in Ethiopia including their high speed rail system. One can clearly see how China is using Ethiopia to undermine Africa's interest. But then, if Nigeria doesnt stand by the WHO's DG, we risk losing support for Adesina from other African nations in his current travails in the hands of US... so at the end, National interest is what should guide our decisions as a country.
CelebritiesRe: Sister Afia And Freda Rhymz Nearly Fought At TV3 by Punchline33: 7:34pm On May 18, 2020
temptnow:
Rich dudes in Ghana no pass 16 so which one?
Kai Ghanaians can lynch you for this national savage comment. This comment can make the fighting parties to team up and starting you.
PoliticsRe: Sierra Leone Deny Appointment Of Laoluwa Adejayan As Head Of COVID-19 Taskforce by Punchline33: 3:51pm On May 17, 2020
Ghen ghen
FamilyRe: What Secret Is My Husband Hiding? by Punchline33: 4:04pm On May 16, 2020
You want us to tell you he is into yahoo yahoo so that you will get his ass deported or imprisoned? I will not do that anyway. If you dont feel okay about his behaviour tell him to excuse you and stop forming CIA special agent. The way you say he loves your mum am suspecting your family is milking him and where do you think he gets the money to give you and your family treats?
SportsRe: Italy's Serie A Plans To Restart On June 13 by Punchline33: 7:05am On May 14, 2020
Good for mental health
SportsRe: Holyfield Announces Intention To Fight Mike Tyson Again by Punchline33: 6:29am On May 14, 2020
Agbaya
PoliticsRe: Dapo Fafowora: "COS Ibrahim Gambari Is Even More Dangerous Than Kyari" by Punchline33: 7:34pm On May 13, 2020
Not a bad one to note about him. We will keep an eye on him
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Reacts To Ibrahim Gambari's Appointment As Chief Of Staff by Punchline33: 6:25pm On May 12, 2020
Buhari likes to employ ancestors. Someone whose name we studied in basic government that year as a UN envoy for many years.
HealthRe: COVID-19: 242 New Cases Reported, 124 Discharges And 10 Deaths On May 11 by Punchline33: 3:52am On May 12, 2020
They said, Anambra has 4 new cases but on the general chart they put the pre-existing 1 there. Who is posting these figures?
PoliticsRe: Wike Announces Temporary Lifting Of Lockdown For Residents To Restock Foodstuffs by Punchline33: 1:25pm On May 11, 2020
Will Corona virus be on break for those two days when people will rush out and large crowd will besiege everywhere? I hope Wike knows that If FG withdraws his security details he will appear like a hen being assailed by wind? FG has hard and soft powers he should not "do pass himself". Can he lockdown for three months if infection continues to spread? The cases are too minimal to warrant this kind of lockdown. Now, when the cases hit 1000 he will lift lockdown abi?
HealthRe: COVID-19: Kano's Index Case, 9 Others Discharged by Punchline33: 5:33am On May 11, 2020
Good news to them. I don't expect government to be paniky again and impose lockdown in FCT, Lagos and Ogun states. Nigerians have already adjusted to life in a covid-19 period. As we can see, the cases did not skyrocket as expected. The major reason the cases increased during lockdown was fear and discreet movement out of anxiety. When peolple know they are free to go out when they want but their safety is not guaranteed, they will use their heads. That is the reason the spread is not blown out.
FamilyRe: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by Punchline33: 7:07pm On May 10, 2020
Pattypatt:
What's the name of this movie?
It is not a movie, it is real.
FamilyRe: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by Punchline33: 10:03am On May 10, 2020
You don't need too much to wed in Nigeria if you use your head and you don't need too much to enjoy the marriage too. In my house, once I provide money for food, I choose when to, how to and if I will do any other thing at home. My wife dare not ask unnecessary questions and yet, she is crazy all over me. With little money she will cook two sets of soup and serve me food and clears the plates when am done. She kneels down to greet me every morning (am still shock on this) and she tells me to pray for her. As a man, you can choose your wife carefully by not expecting anything from her. I mean material things. It is wrong to marry a woman because of what you stand to gain materially. If my wife later changes tomorrow when she starts making her own money, I won't care because I have enjoyed the marriage for some years atleast. Guys forget beauty and big nyash, marry humility and fear of God and other things will follow.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Sanwo-Olu Mulls Another Lockdown by Punchline33: 9:21pm On May 09, 2020
Dead on arrival
RomanceRe: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Punchline33: 9:20pm On May 09, 2020
Kai how will you stop him now? Honestly, if I were the one I will not attend such wedding but then, many young guys have married older women for economic reasons. Maybe that is what is at play. YOU CAN'T STOP THIS THOUGH
SportsRe: Angela Merkel Authorizes The Bundesliga To Resume This Month by Punchline33: 8:28am On May 07, 2020
Bigfish121:
Fidelity Bank wetin dey happen to una nah.50k wey I transfer to my fidelity bank since May 5 them nor gree release am ooo.which kind mumu bank b that make this lockdown end first.i dey close the account.
Go and complain on their twitter page
HealthRe: COVID-19 Patient Flees Bauchi Isolation Centre by Punchline33: 5:23pm On May 06, 2020
How can you tell the public to be vigilant over someone they don't know?

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