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CrimeRe: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by Punchline33: 5:21pm On May 06, 2020
Am in serious shock here. If I were the man I would have simply run away first. But did the wife lie to him? She should have told him the truth from the scanning stage by staying away from the house and breaking the news to him. He would have taken time to accept it before inviting her to return home. Both parties have lost out over something common sense would have solved.
HealthRe: COVID-19: 6-Year-Old Girl Tests Positive In Jigawa by Punchline33: 11:34am On May 06, 2020
Before you know it now, one Emir in the state will start battling to stay alive. The little angel will survive, especially now that she will join daddy in the isolation centre. This Northern governors should commit money into the fight against this. They cant dedicate few hospitals to fight it. In war, leaders recruit more soldiers. They should use all the public hospitals available.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Jack Ma Sends 2nd Batch Of Medical Supplies To Nigeria, Others by Punchline33: 7:17pm On May 05, 2020
Good. It was after he sent the first supply that Nigeria was able to increase testing. It means all the noise FG is making is just gas if they cannot increase testing, tracing and isolating infected people. Lockdown will be a waste as it stands. Right now, Nigeria ought to be testing like 20k people daily. We should be able to get tested before we step into our offices. They should lift the ineffective lockdown and test people at motor parks before they travel, at state borders, markets and so on. But it is never going to happen because this is Nigeria where our President appears every 14 days at 8pm. Even a masquarade will appear more often.
HealthRe: Saidu Ahmed Is Dead! NEMA North East Coordinator Dies In Borno by Punchline33: 5:37pm On May 05, 2020
RIP to him. The speed states from North East (Borno, Gombe) used to climb the covid-19 still amazes me.
PoliticsRe: Garba Nadama Is Dead by Punchline33: 1:15pm On May 05, 2020
RIP
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Get A High Paying Job In 4 Months In Nigeria by Punchline33: 11:21am On May 05, 2020
Go into livestock farming... a mature he-goat goes for 40k+ at the peak period of Christmas
BusinessRe: You Will Remain Poor Forever If You Continue Doing These 8 Things by Punchline33: 6:05am On May 02, 2020
Just do what makes u happy in life, except u are trying to invent something new (wealth comes with this most times) that people will use for many years to remember u, there is no need to worry yourself over some rules. Covid-19 has re-emphasized what we know of life, that the basic needs we were taught in primary school still remain valid for human existence except "data" which needs to be added to our basic needs. Money or no money, everyone will survive till when they are destined to die. A wise man once said, health is wealth... pursue good health and u would have lived well.
TravelRe: Lagos New Guidelines For Public Transport Operations by Punchline33: 8:34pm On May 01, 2020
They have made so much noise about this lockdown easing that people have lost interest
CrimeRe: Notorious Armed Bandit, Lordstime, Arrested In Lagos by Punchline33: 3:42pm On Apr 29, 2020
Nice. But the police should make sure they get the right conviction and fast too. Then let the LASG execute the judgement immediately before the next election.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Oxford Vaccine Works On Monkeys by Punchline33: 5:12pm On Apr 28, 2020
British scientists are really trying on this vaccine project. I think it was Cambridge scientists last week now Oxford. Well, let them bring the vaccines out so we can return to normal and anyone who refuses to receive it can join the "antiChrist conspirators" and be exposed to covid-19... I noticed the noise about 5G spreading covid-19 has stopped when the lockdown became too hot that even to eat was a problem and uncertainty began to stare them in the face.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Tinubu & Wife, Remi Test Negative After Lateef Raheem's Death by Punchline33: 5:08pm On Apr 27, 2020
Fear fear. I stated it that day (though just a guess) that the late Ramon might have died of covid-19 but they wont disclose because it will make people to mischievously say Tinubu has it.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Writes President Buhari Over Kano Mysterious Deaths by Punchline33: 4:58pm On Apr 27, 2020
Buhari should declare a state if emergency in Kano so that the governor can sit back in the government house let those who have oil in their heads handle the situation properly. Kwankwaso gave good suggestions in the letter but he should grow some balls and demand that the president declares a state of emergency in Kano. But then, do we have a president? Can any patriotic Nigerian beat his chest and say Nigeria is being governored the way it ought to be?
PoliticsRe: 100-year-old Man Dies Of Coronavirus After Losing Twin To Spanish Flu by Punchline33: 4:33pm On Apr 25, 2020
A great man he was. He saw three generation of sons before he died.
CrimeRe: Bricklayer Arrested In Akwa Ibom After Raping His 13-year-old Daugher Repeatedly by Punchline33: 4:27pm On Apr 25, 2020
Infect him with Europe version of covid-19 and leave him in an underground cell.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Ali Modu Sheriff's Convoy, Kills 3 Policemen, 2 Others by Punchline33: 4:07pm On Apr 25, 2020
Fela sang:
Confusion break bone.. double wahala for dead body....
Ali must have bought into the propaganda of NA that Shakau is weakened and trying to surrender. He ought to know he is a top target for BH even if the war eventually ends. He is like a masquerade who farts inside his attire, he must smell it alone.
He should kindly send good money to the family of the late policemen.
CrimeRe: Covid19: Policeman Attacks Task Force For Asking Him To Wear Face Mask In Rivers by Punchline33: 2:39pm On Apr 25, 2020
Police again
HealthRe: Abdullahi Lawal Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Kano by Punchline33: 2:29pm On Apr 25, 2020
Ghen ghen. Who is in charge of the day to day running of this country now? Don't tell me it is Buhari cos he is a bi-weekly Monday nyt president who only reads scripts like NTA network news casters. Kano needs a medical state of emergency and no one to take the action. RiP Nigeria!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force Distributes Food Items To Mark Its 56th Anniversary by Punchline33:
Good. See as civilians obey social distancing because na military dey share the food. If na one NGO come now will they act like that? Kudos to the airforce, I like the way the items touched non-indigenes too cos that has been the challenge with the parliatives being shared in Abuja- there has been widespread complaints about the marginalization of non-indegenes.

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those of you who read the headline only are complaining the parliatives are for the North alone, go and read the report before you misinform others. It says, NAF will share items in the six geopolitical zones. Moreover those villages are hosting NAF bases and facilities if u must know.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: FG Won’t Allow Self-Isolation For Returning Nigerians – Onyeama by Punchline33: 5:16am On Apr 25, 2020
Good. But return them first.
SportsRe: Taribo made us pray for hours –Zanetti by Punchline33: 4:29am On Apr 25, 2020
Prayer is good na. Reminds me of a story where the mother having known there was no food, will put water on fire and give the children false hope for dinner, while waiting for the "food" to be ready the children eventually fell asleep and the tricky mother puts out the fire and goes to bed.
PoliticsRe: Lati Raheem Is Dead! Tinubu's ‘Most Trusted’ Aide Dies After A Brief Illness by Punchline33: 4:54pm On Apr 24, 2020
RIP to him. I guess it was stress from protecting his principal 24/7 even till Mecca the man was there. But i hope it is not covid-19 and they don't want Nigerians to start any calculations and conspiracy theories so they avoided mentioning it. Well, RIP
PhonesRe: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by Punchline33: 1:13pm On Apr 24, 2020
I have been using airtel non stop for 2 years now and many ppl around me have joined. Whenever MTN give me free data i dont even bother to use it cos i dont want headache.

If u have plenty money and want speed, Etisalat
If u have money and want speed, Airtel
If u have small money and want movement, MTN
If u have small money and want to stand still Glo

Verdict: Airtel.
If u work in CBN use 9mobile/Etisalat
HealthRe: Wearing Of Face-Masks Is Compulsory In Niger State - Governor Sani Bello by Punchline33: 1:02pm On Apr 23, 2020
Abeggy! Premier league governor
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Punchline33: 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2020
Ghen ghen. The police is doing eye service, no well trained African dad will take that nonsense from his son. He cant watch his heir apparent go to waste na... if na for naija sef, the police chief will provide koboko for the man to flog him properly in the station. As for the mother supporting the boy, some crazy naija men will get good cane and flog the mum and son... nonsense and covik
CrimeRe: #lockdown: Man Cries Out After Serious Traffic On Ikorodu Road, Lagos. PHOTOS by Punchline33: 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2020
Go and sit at home and stop crying
CrimeRe: She Committed Suicide, Lagos Couple Arrested For The Death Of Their Housemaid. by Punchline33: 12:33pm On Apr 23, 2020
Very disheartening. The man's failure to marry a home made wife has put him into trouble. Why is it so hard for young women to manage a small flat these days? Any man that gives in to his wife's demands anyhow will face this kind of problem. Most women maltreat mature maids because they feel natural jealousy. Who knows maybe she felt the poor girl was seducing her husband and ended up beating her mercilessly and the weak man could not instill discipline in his home. Thorough examination must be done on the deceased and proper justice obtained for the poor girl. Forming big man in a rented house. As a man u must clean your house so your wife will know she has no excuse not to follow suit. You must be ready to even enter the kitchen in case she starts acting up so she will check herself.
HealthRe: Covid-19: Woman Covers Her Head With Empty Container To Stay Safe (Photo, Video) by Punchline33: 12:19pm On Apr 23, 2020
As much as we re in the middle of a crisis, it doesn't mean some people should trivialize it. The husband should call her to order. I noticed she wore a hand glove which i know she will not dispose but will reuse and that can spread covid-19 faster and still endanger her and the family.
HealthRe: Another COVID-19 Patient Dies In Borno by Punchline33: 11:12am On Apr 23, 2020
Ghen ghen
IslamRe: Coronavirus: 15 Imams Arrested In Kano For Defying Lockdown Order by Punchline33: 10:00pm On Apr 22, 2020
Ghen ghen. Ganduje showing he is in charge not that fear fear Masari in Katsina
RomanceRe: Should I Lend My Boyfriend Money? by Punchline33: 5:08pm On Apr 22, 2020
Between ur 40k and ur pussy which one is more valuable? U give him pussy free to dive in anyhow and u re finding it hard to drop 40k? I have always known women value money and material things more than their body.
HealthRe: Chinese Doctors In Nigeria End 14-Day Isolation Today by Punchline33: 8:52am On Apr 22, 2020
Not interested
SportsRe: John Obi Mikel Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by Punchline33: 8:42am On Apr 22, 2020
Good. He is a great guy. The best of Mikel to me was when he played at the U20 world cup as an innocent young man bossing the midfield. But please dont ever fall into the temptation of marrying that oyinbo woman mek ur story no end like Emmanuel Ebue... am proud of u.

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