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HealthRe: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by Punchline33: 9:39am On Apr 21, 2020
XANDERBOY85:
Another problem is that states tend to act independently of each other, and think once they close their state borders and send any suspected cases back to the state they were coming from that they are safe, forgetting they're all still part of one country! There's hardly any synergised approach to tackling movement of stubborn Nigerians from state to state!
It is an element of a failed state.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong Un In Grave Danger After Surgery by Punchline33: 9:11am On Apr 21, 2020
Na mind games
HealthRe: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by Punchline33: 8:49am On Apr 21, 2020
Chimookigwe:
Did you read this part of the report?
Police operatives and some medical personnel at Osun/Oyo border on Sunday evening reportedly intercepted a car, said to have conveyed a sick man, who eventually died while being checked.
They escorted them back to the border and the other police unit said, they saw a vehicle with corpse. The report didnt say, they have been handed over to health authorities for medical investigation. That is my concern.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Names 7 Fighters He Wants To Face Before Retirement by Punchline33: 8:40am On Apr 21, 2020
Apart from Wilder and Fury, he can beat others. But he should work on beating fury and wait for a big money fight from others who want to claim the belts. No need to fight losers. He should pick his fights carefully.
HealthRe: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by Punchline33: 8:38am On Apr 21, 2020
Chimookigwe:
What was wrong? If you were a Policeman, how would you have handled it differently?
Arrest them and hand them over to the covid-19 taskforce. That way, they will not put themselves (policemen) at risk cos they will find out cos of death and know if they will proceed on isolation in case it was covid-19
HealthRe: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by Punchline33: 8:29am On Apr 21, 2020
Chimookigwe:
The Police at the checkpoint saw the vehicle with someone coughing and the person died. They turned the vehicle back and the other set of Policemen who received the vehicle when it turned back saw the vehicle with a corpse in it.
Okay but that was wrong of the two police units. The ppl even hid in the bush at a point.
HealthRe: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by Punchline33: 8:18am On Apr 21, 2020
This report is confusing and unorganised. At a stage the police stopped them and a man was coughing and died, later police saw a vehicle conveying corpse... when the man could be having TB... covid-19 is not the only killer disease in the world please!
RomanceRe: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by Punchline33: 9:53pm On Apr 20, 2020
How to know u are inc charge of ur woman, if u can fart (mess) carelessly in her front and she doesnt complain but laughs over it, then she loves u. Bro, when it comes to women matter u have to be an authoritarian like Benito Musolinni, Robert Mugabe, or Donald Trump
PoliticsRe: I'm Not In Any ICU In Lagos Hospital- Kaduna State Governor by Punchline33: 8:59pm On Apr 20, 2020
Better
HealthRe: Coronavirus: 2 Vedic Lifecare Hospital Workers Test Positive In Lagos by Punchline33: 3:34pm On Apr 20, 2020
Ghen ghen. The LASG should make the tests available to all hospitals so that when patients come for routine check up or admission they can first be checked for covid-19.... that way we will avoid all these incessant deaths in private hospitals and some general hospitals where medics are also exposed.
CrimeRe: Mozambican Women Caught Washing Used Facemasks To Resell by Punchline33: 5:08am On Apr 20, 2020
That is why i will not wear the face mask. I prefer hand gloves. Ordinary mask of 100 is what some ppl still want to sell as okrika. Chai
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Repel Attack On Buni Gari, Yobe. Scores Killed by Punchline33: 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2020
Army don come again with their usual bogus terminologies... subsidiary operations... lol... me thinks since Buratai is in that area now BH should be running away. I suspect the demise of Kyari has made Buratai to be serious knowing he can be kicked out soon.
PoliticsRe: Likely Successors Of Abba Kyari As Buhari's Chief Of Staff - Punch by Punchline33: 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2020
Buhari will give it to Adamu Adamu because he has been his speech writer for long and he knows Bubu very well, he understands his body language and he is a modest person. But again, all the men mentioned are currently employed except Kinjibe who has been on the reserves bench of the cabal in the villa. Then considering his age, he fits the age bracket of the typical cabal member. And he is very articulate too. But nothing will change for good regardless of who gets it. This is Nigeria.
HealthRe: Abba Kyari : Pmb Aides Blocked From Entering Aso Rock For Violatin Covid-19 Rule by Punchline33: 10:29pm On Apr 18, 2020
Aso villa have learn their lesson the hard way.
FamilyRe: What Comes With Marrying The Breadwinner Of A Family? by Punchline33: 9:33pm On Apr 18, 2020
What if tables turn tomorrow and he has to depend on them? It might not be financial anyway. Family is family. If ur man loves u, just stick with him and help him manage his funds better.
RomanceRe: A Married Man Is Wooing My Girlfriend by Punchline33: 3:50pm On Apr 18, 2020
Start flirting with a new babe who is more beautiful or younger, u might trigger a competition and she will forget the married man if she loves u. But u must visit London first
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Punchline33: 5:45pm On Apr 17, 2020
samwash:
Than, what do you have to give in return ?
They can actually grant ur request if only you can give them what they ask you in return.
They have powers to do & undo, don't under estimate them.
What do they want apart from me? For them to have me, they will get me to that position let me carry out the reforms. As for my body that they want, what is the big deal when covid-19 or malaria can easily take me out without doing anything great for the county?
RomanceRe: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Punchline33: 5:18pm On Apr 17, 2020
For me to believe they exist, if i met one i will demand she uses her powers to get me a presidential seat where i can reform Nigeria to standard. If she cant, then any talk about mammy wata na gas
RomanceRe: Curvy Lady Beats Up Her Man In A Public Restaurant,got People Talking by Punchline33: 5:16pm On Apr 17, 2020
Kobicove:
If I were him I would commit murder and damn the consequences! undecided
Not worth it
RomanceRe: Curvy Lady Beats Up Her Man In A Public Restaurant,got People Talking by Punchline33: 4:24pm On Apr 17, 2020
Hmm the man is trying to avoid murder.
TravelRe: Driver "Drunk By Sanitiser" Crashes Vehicle Into Swimming Pool (PHOTOS) by Punchline33: 2:31pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lazy southys. If na naija two guys will drag that gongoni out asap
CrimeRe: Kubwa Robbery: We’ll Investigate Police Sleeping On Duty – FCT Police PRO by Punchline33: 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2020
Hehehe NPF again.
FamilyRe: Jos Bride Electrocuted Days To Her Marriage To Two-Time Fiancé by Punchline33: 2:22pm On Apr 17, 2020
Very tragic story. Anyone who read this story properly and didnt feel sad need psychological evaluation. When two people are in love, it is something extra ordinary. I feel for the man because it is not easy to be in love. Even after she has dropped two he still wanted her. I wish i could love that way, but I can't so I admire him.
FoodRe: Lockdown: Nigerian Man Dies Of Hunger (Photo) by Punchline33: 3:38pm On Apr 16, 2020
bmdmixer:
so a picture shows a man on the ground and a statement reading it died of hunger.


what i see is a man wearing gloves proberly got knocked out.
Using "gloves" and "knocked out" in one sentence will make it look like he was fighting with a bag of cement
FoodRe: Lockdown: Nigerian Man Dies Of Hunger (Photo) by Punchline33: 3:36pm On Apr 16, 2020
pensacola:
There is a thin line between unemployment and underemployment.
That is a debate for another day. The matter here is that, the person has a small job that can get him food. So to conclude hunger killed him is mischievous, insensitive and inciting.
FoodRe: Lockdown: Nigerian Man Dies Of Hunger (Photo) by Punchline33: 3:28pm On Apr 16, 2020
onadana:
I wonder oo.How are they sure its hunger?
They re using the corpse of the innocent guy to trend, if I were his spirit I will get a long koboko an flug da hell outa dem at nyt grin
FoodRe: Lockdown: Nigerian Man Dies Of Hunger (Photo) by Punchline33: 3:17pm On Apr 16, 2020
RIP to the young man. It is obvious hunger was not the only thing responsible for his death because he had been working at the site and probably been paid before today. Yes they get paid daily and must have had some money to buy food. This headline is sensational and the person who made the post is simply chasing clout. Have we considered other factors like performance enhancing drugs? Not that he was unemployed na. RIP once again.
Christianity EtcRe: Paul And Becky Enenche Celebrate 26th Wedding Anniversary by Punchline33: 10:04am On Apr 16, 2020
Congrats. But the woman is now looking older than the man. Please anyone here who knows Eneche personally should tell him to lobby FCTA to get a pedestrian bridge built because it is unsafe for his church members to be sprinting across a 12-lane busy airport road where drivers drive like they re practicing for Formula1 all in a bid to meet up with oga at the airport or catch flights. This is a serious matter else no matter how he tries to project his image in the public i will see him like our careless leaders who dont care about the masses (his poor members).
CrimeRe: Policeman Attacked With Acid In Nkpor, Anambra By Angry Youths (Photos) by Punchline33: 9:58am On Apr 16, 2020
Na wa. The policeman who fired the shot should be brought to face justice. The youths who attacked the innocent policemen elsewhere should be arrested too. When people justify lawlessness it brings anarchy. Young people should learn to obey constituted authority. That is how to have a sane society.
EducationRe: Schools Remain Closed Nationwide - Ministry Of Education by Punchline33: 9:52am On Apr 16, 2020
We know. No parent will release their kids for school until the last covid-19 case is discharged. Children easily spread diseases among themselves so until all is cleared, no reopening of schools. Especialy primary and secondary schools. From the look of things, the earliest schools will reopen is September, 2020. As for universities, when government is ready to settle ASUU schools will open cos it is not about covid-19 alone.
HealthRe: FCT Discharges Nine More Coronavirus Patients by Punchline33: 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2020
awhybliss:
I really feel like doing giveaway.. I want those who really needs it to benefit the most, have been thinking, any idea how I can go about it? If I buy your idea, automatically you won yourself a giveaway
tell people to send u a screenshot of their akant balance showing the first four digits of their akant number.

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