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Can I recommend my cousin?
Pretty, tall and intelligent.
She's got a vast knowledge of traditional medicine as a chief priestess that she is.

Such sadness in their faces...

Meanwhile,
Dimpka the hunter would have been pleased with such fire incidence should it have been happening somewhere where anu nchi, ele and Co, are significantly entertaining when seasoned and served with a bottle of palm wine.

Never has rain been this appreciated in the history Australia.
They can finally get to rest.
Nigeria is still blessed sha... Free from high magnitude quakes, Katrina and her sisters, volcano eruptions and other natural disasters claiming lives all over the world.

If oil price rose to $500 , buhari's operation Loot, destroy and cripple Nigerians via whatever means necessary won't still stop.
After we all get TIN, get ready to be taxed for breathing in Nigerian air space.

Well Pep Guardiola has always been d best out of the two coaches. Your friend doesn't know what he's saying.

This is a slaughter not war

For those asking what the pump is for, isn't it obvious that if u dare Argue with the referee, you'd be blown away?

At least there is VAR in imo state.
Op did all d players leave the pitch alive should be the proper question to be asked here?

OK we have heard!
Next ediot on the line please!!!

I laugh in swahili

Mr Nice guy dey always carry last.
Just don't get too attached at this point. She's nice to even tell you what's up, which gives u an advantage. Ur heart can't be broken randomly. Try investing in something else too since ur life is just taking of. A woman can be invested in when u have a secured future with her. Otherwise it's considered a gamble and u don't beat ur self up when u lose. Just remain status quo but ur heart fully padded in case of emergency. Who knows, She could still be yours at d long run.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.
I have experienced such in 2011. It was my Shortest relationship (3wks). Girl had to call her sister to talk me into doing without rubber. When the sister couldn't emotionally blackmail me with talks of : if u love her, u should trust her, she gave up. Requested we go run some test together...she never agreed to it. She left and so did I cross her outta my live.
Sorry chief, just move on.

favoryte33:
I was left confused as to which question to answer first. Before i could mutter a word, she had jumped out of my bed in disgust even shoving me aside when i tried to explain to her why we had to protect each other. well then, she left me for good.

Stop misleading people chief.
It isn't any 45mins from the airport. Learnt to Lie honorably please.

Atouke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l_lHh1S1rA

Watch the aerial video footage of ikot Ekpene before you argue.

If you are young an just starting life and looking for a place with good roads, good schools, low crime rate, affordable city and a perfect place to raise kids,
Look no further Ikot Ekpene is the place for you. Its 15mins. From Uyo Akwa ibom state capital with well articulated road networks that will mesmerize you.
Its 45mins from Victor attah international airport.
And very close to Aba and umuahia though the road to aba and umuahia are terrible.

Read slowly chief.

Whilst we can relax that the OP is bringing us this news from Uganda,

The poor boy is on a quest that she herself is on too... She hasn't even found man yet and has a small body to make matters worse.
I admire the small boys confidence Tho... But these children eye sef.

Meaning that the available isn't the desirable and she'd kill to have the desirable become available... Even the coursemate she is crushing on, she cant close d small deal. She no need any more trouble my brother.. So let's join hands and pray for her.

Repeat after me!
father!

Lonestar124:
Clowns everywhere, they can fall for even apes, speak up to lady, they can't...

You op why did you bring this up here?

To make mockery of men or what?

Can you approach a man confidently?

Why waste time?
Contact our Benin brothers and they will make it flood there.
issa simpu sturv

You are evil personified. She should have long poisoned you for being an arrogant bastarrd
A Kid that rushed into marriage

Cheato64:
got married 27 Jan 2018 had my son Nov 14, second is coming around April 2020.

Flog, flog and keep flogging....the fear of flogging is the beginning of wisdom. If u think we'd tell u otherwise, pls kindly relocate to the US. It isn't just a part of our tradition it is an embraced lifestyle that guarantees effective reasoning and balanced thinking.

Go and check we may be fantastically corrupt but r still morally balanced than most developed countries. Our kids don't call us by our first names. Nor tell us fuu.uck u dad! China, Japan, South Korea still practise d act of flogging... Yes flog but not to inflict injuries but impact wisdom.

Flog on!

What an irresponsible father.

so it's now a crime to engage one man and marry another?
Op wey no Sabi past tense of dig mbok carry ur bad belle and take several seats.
This calls for celebration, least u can do is wish them well.

They need to see the feats I have achieved on football manager... Cyklopp can't even dream of my cup and title collections.

ITbomb:
Same username?

Same password too JB

Ogun kiss u there
So how does any of the things u mentioned give them right to kill at will?

NwaAmaikpe:

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Was her son truly a Yahoo boy?
If no, then that's the problem with my people in Benin City.

Someone that is not into Yahoo will dress like a Yahoo kingpin so that someone who does not know someone who knows him will accord him the respect of someone who has 'touched' money.

Go to Siluko and Upper Sakponba and see boys who have never even been approached to join a cult, flaunt cult colours like they are Excos.

Go to Asotime and see girls whose brezz are fallen and downtrodden wear iron bras that will make you think their brezz are standing firmer than the rock of Gibraltar.

In a city where stereotypical profiling is the order of the day, why will anyone willingly assume false identities that jeopardizes their chances of living in peace knowing that profiling is the modus operandi of SARS?

Jungle justice is about to prevail on those bastarrdzzz. The people will soon become d police... SARS and every corrupt policeman will be killed without mercy.
I have predicted what happens in 2020.
For more prophecies visit my page on 2go.

U awful lots must reap what u sowed o.
If u like arrange 20million men protest,
That short midget ain't going no where till buhari's second term is over and they will likely victimize him.
Your can of worms and bucket of yams are all okoto meow skrrr. Short man devil remains untouched for now, it's his own can of worms you guys should be worried about. Until then make Una rest Abeg.

Wow amazing!
Wizkid Likes helping all these upcoming artist.
That akon from Ghana is about to become bigger than sarkodie

Devilish mother...
Who knows how many others they have killed in the past.

While right now, Somewhere in the north 30-50,000 teachers who are mentally unfit and ill equipped or licensed are still teaching the next generation nonsense.

Thank God I have left Nigeria and returned back to my village. No be only paracetamol, na to use Andrews liver salt too. Ndi iberibe.

This is really impressive but I'm yet to turn a believer...too early to give this man an A+.
Would be lovely if he really did stand out in the end of his tenure.

There is hope that we will be eventually saved from tyranny!

Repeat after me:
NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!!!!

who slapped me?