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Wow amazing...
Nlanders, Who's davido pls?
I just came back from Cambodia....

Nlanders please be guided....this one was among the 6 Mad Men who escaped from yaba left 2days ago... We will bring u news of his recapture by the end of today.

Aunty kemi giving us back to back hits the past one month... Good to see her do some legit journalism.

Amstupid:
My landlord smoke weed for d 1st time,,, d idiot his outside of his gate asking himself house rent for last 6 month

Maybe na tmr his spirit go pack out

Since 3am u woke up jumping from thread to thread about you and this your landlord...we will contribute laughter and small likes for u later Biko...allow us to rest inugho.

chrisagyei:
You Nigerians are very funny oo.I already told you that GUTA already hate you and had just gotten the perfect opportunity to get all Nigerian competitors and traders out from Ghana. Remember that Ghana is already 30 million people and has the second largest economy in West Africa and higher GDP per capita than Nigeria. There're more than 4 million Nigerians living and working in Ghana together with their families. Ghana doesn't really produce anything for exports into West Africa except some few alcoholic companies. Now if these millions of Nigerians living in Ghana are frustrated and forced out of Ghana, your same people will be shouting ECOWAS and xenophobia. Now let's see if any Nigerian will shout ECOWAS again. Just this year,just 400 Nigerian shops and businesses were locked in just one spare parts town in another city called Kumasi alone and you people were all over the place. You wannabe giants were mocking our leaders that they're begging you. For them they always want peace just like the South African leaders try to make peace buh we the people of Ghana don't want to see you Nigerians in our country and don't even care or heard of any border closure .F**k peace. That's the honest situation on the ground .Seriously I love my country Ghana more than myself." God Bless our Homeland Ghana, And Make Her Great And Strong ".I hate to see my fellow brothers and sisters from Nigeria insult my nation Ghana.

You insulted Nigeria and it's people and still concluded by calling us your brothers n sisters?
Whilst I have the feeling that u live in Nigeria,hence your masturbation all over this thread...

Read this slowly... You need help.
You are a deranged, sadistic,empty headed clown.

That's not noble igwes house....
iyawo's house. The lady that gave mercy 10k USD.

If this is true then IPOB definitely know what they are talking about.

This is amazing...
Can't believe this...

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Well I have always known he was cheating on his wife... She was too blind to see it...

If only our present govt will emulate this young man the economy will grow immensely. I really admire his zeal and passion in ending calls on naked girls. Currently the people of South afrika are using his naked call model and the people of South afrika are very productive in their dealings with other African countries...

Mbok they should beat sense into them...lets know if their brains will reset to default settings.

Shebi N50 condom for just prevent all this madness.
Imagine a broke assss living with his parents exercising knacking rights.
Come to Nigeria and try this one Biko ewu ohia!

peachesandcream:
my brother in all honesty you are a fool

If only ur foolish father knew that a Useless slowpoke like u could have been prevented from existing with just 50naira condom...

The nuclear reactor vs high tension wires.

ValCon888:
We have a lot of insecurity issues ravaging the land.

Armed killers have besieged Abuja-Kaduna road with lots of lives lost.

Samson Siasia's mother has been in the kidnappers den for months now.

The killers of Pa Fasoranti's daughter are still at large.

And of all these 'open' cases the police decides their utmost priority is a cross-dresser's party.

We have lost it as a country.

My friend Sharrrap.
Years later people like u will come here to rant about how deformed in value Nigeria has become.
If we let this goat continue Shebi next thing we will be allowing same sex marriage, incest and marrying animals.
Govt has chosen to work u are complaining.
They don't work complaints.
can u people ever be pleased.

Wow!

Wow!!

Wow!!!

Make all of us dey shout like ambulance...

seeing people root for that morally depraved psychotic hediot is disturbing enough!

Ganduje right now :

Na wah o! Person no fit follow u play small play?

We are waiting for the royal shimness to come and address the masses and tell us how the numbers of the bosses the shim rolls with were switched off today.
Iranu.

The day a blind man will lead a deaf man to the cripple who ran faster than Usain Bolt will be the day this government should be taken seriously.

Franking:
Exactly. U know nothing. U are just an oaf.

Better than ur deadbeat dad who didn't know condoms are cheap ba?

Pls leave our lifeless bubu like that for us.

U think its easy to be a dullard... He competently excels in something no one can challenge him in.
Let's enjoy our 4years in peace mbok.

Godsage:
Shooted is an english word.. but in that context, it is very wrong..

Example: my beans sprout have shooted

Same with trouble-shooted and trouble-shot

Who would've known that my weird choice of English would cause so much drama...

Emin25:
Ur English errr

Got your attention yeah?

pls where is he?
I must find him today.
I cannot fly from aba to Japan in vain.

Why was he shooted and who did the shooting...
Ipob detectives will be arriving soon from Japan to unravel this mystery...it appears they are more responsive than our FG.

Makes me believe when that lifeless president called them Jobless Nigerian youths, he knew what he was saying ... What do I know?!

This is about to get more interesting...

He has achieved what his forefathers couldn't achieve...
Oya someone pls give him an award for being stupid...

Some people get degree for talking sha...