₦airaland Forum

Jackofall:
Wow you have got an amazing dog I must say, very smart one at that...

My Beverly doesn't clean up her poo, but she is toilet trained inside the house tho, but she has her own antics, check out my diary, u would love reading it.

smart is understatement bro.
She hears every goddamn word u say.
We talked to her like she can hear us... Next thing boooom she's hearing but cant speak.
saw your thread... Before i created mine.
Will read all up when i get home...

SlimBrawnie:
And you had to name her Phoebe

Phoebe thunderman.... Ring a bell?

mrAMG2:
Lol who wear am shirt??

Cute doggo

U never see anything...
That particular one is a kimono.

Sold

Damn...
After the clamp down on Yahoo boys, bloggers should be next.
Can these guys be honest for once? Why twist his words? Isnt it same church service i was in abi my ears were on sleep mode?

Wait, shebi Uyo is in Benin?

when you catch the person trolling you on nairaland...

Meanwhile....
I hope the update to this news has a nice end to it.

I know some people would say it's because of the car she said yes but they wouldn't observe she said yes first before she was brought outside to see her engagement gift. Anyway, I blame bloggers and the way they twist their stories.

Pls what did he did?

BUSINESSARENAA:
This country is funny. If the Federal government wants to really help indigenous car manufacturers, what it would have simply done is to instruct ministries, parastatals and departments and other agencies of government both Federal and state to buy cars only from indigenous companies, that will go a long way to help boost these companies not this loan drama.

Well said...
Charity they say begins at home.

GBOKASINCHA:
This is haram and totally unacceptable walahi

Sharrrrap

See your mouth like haram.

Hypocrite of the highest order.

The hustle is real...
I see hers paying off eventually.
She knows what it takes to keep people entertained.

See detailed instructions!
Why do I feel this is the person in charge of writing
electronic manuals/instructions?

May we never fall for such shaaa i pray.

What manner of fuckery is this one na?
Ladies Pls equally test this kind of a foolish person with 1k if he can build a bungalow with it.
Iranu. U go soon turn test tube when Poverty finish to dance with ur destiny.

3bn ko,30bn gang ni....

This one is a comedian.
Mbok don't come and drag Lai's title. It is his bona-fide position. We still don't know who you are.

Damnnnn Nigeria is one fogged up country mehn....

Awww...their child will be a cutie!

Op be smoking rotten weed.
See as I dived in here to see what the lizard of ubima has said again...
Mbok we don't know this first republican amaechi.

It isn't difficult na.
They should allow senator Dangote to handle the first plenary session. If not for Ali, Ndume won't have even been recognized to take prayers...

PS... They should kee themselves. It will save us the drama.

Forty days fasting, midnight prayers, Green, blue, yellow, black, purple candle burning days are over...

Mbok pls dance and enjoy your day.
Happy married life...

Isokoboy has lost focus...
His calling and mission is to identify and call out ladies with fake vjays which he does effortlessly...pls he should stick to that and allow people twerk in peace.

iHart:
Don't hold it against her. Open the app again, screenshot the balance and keep for future reference. You may discover that the money is not hers.

I have a female friend, I once asked her to borrow me, I think, 50k to complete some payment. She claimed she had none but that same period she used 100k to do MMM using her account, she also requested that I should permit her use my account for MMM, she did another 100k. Feeling that MMM takes longer time to mature, She went ahead to do other small ponzi schemes, those peer-to-peer schemes that were reigning that period. Guess what, she lost the whole money and even went into debt. It turned out that she borrowed those money to make quick money. She went through hell paying those debt. Till today she feels bad to remember she didn't borrow me that money. So the money was not hers, my only anger was that she could borrow 200k from friends and couldn't help borrow 50k for me when she knows I will pay back.

When i was setting up my business, at some point i asked the same girl to borrow me 100k, she said she doesn't have money. During that period she lost her dad, a prominent man in his own capacity, and one thing led to another and same lady gave me her phone, I saw credit alert of over 900k. I was mad at her. Then after the dad's burial, her mum in my presence requested that she transfer the over 900k to her. it turned out that the money was money sent to her mum by her friends to help in the burial but she asked her to keep it in her account. Since that day if I ask someone to help me with money and they say they don't have, I don't hold it against them even if I find out they have.

Someone gave me 50k to keep for her that she will need it later for something. She doesn't want to touch the money,.. then another friend begged me for 50k and it was urgent. He promised to pay back before month. I transferred the money to him. Month end turned to months. I have to pay from my pocket. Not everyone can take that risk, that's why they say they don't have even when some cash is lying fallow in their bank account.

My fiancée houses her "Association's" money in her account. No matter how bad she is broke, she doesn't touch that money. If you see it you will scream that she has a lot of money.

Bottom line is that not every money you see in someone's account is the person's money.

Bros u too like borrow o! Twale...

May your sorry azz remain blocked insensitive ode oshi.
Women haff finished on planet earth that u had to shift goal post to her sister Abi?

U r even lucky she didn't leave u looking like these African Chinese.

This OP ,such a loyalist.
Now kindly follow your pay master and Geddifok outta existence.

Your closing should be rewarded with two nice slaps.
That nigga ain't rising no more... He's done and dusted. Pride goes before a fall. Same man that declared our peaceful state a war zone. (Warsaw)
He deserved it and more.. He should lick his sore and move on, he brought it upon himself.

ABCthings:
They should be jailed for attempting murder.

Only reasonable comment seen so far.
The confession is incriminating and inadmissible, but alas! this is Nigeria.

This guy.
Such an amazing actor.
I still remember that his movie. The one he was wearing dark shades in.
They will pay him the 36bn , I know how many clubs that want to buy him. he is not to be joked with shaaa.

Kemi the self sworn enemy of the Adeleke's.

NaijaRoyalty:
God bless you for standing up for truth , Lawyer .

Your reward is in heaven .

Haaaaa! Uncle heaven ambassador to earth.
Which reward again is in heaven?
Oga was paid fully here on earth and will still be fatly paid till the process is concluded.

hsafarms:
Igbo wonder






I talk am...





Na only in Igbo land you go see big girls with everything, in secondary school...



The teachers and Corp members in Igbo land, 3 gbosa for una

With this your Msc in Stupidity.
You sha deserve a nice slap walahi.

It has started...


World population 7.6billion
Women 5.4billion
Men 2.2billion

Men will soon become scarce commodities.
Heheheh...


For those quoting me Pls I never culled this figure from anywhere. Thankyousss.

Bumblebee is always and only cute in yellow.
They tried sha, but I think I can do better with water color and some markers.

Atiku like joke will just oust Jubril if the judiciary isn't and hasn't been compromised. Kudos to the judge and tribunal. Supreme Court loading...

This is unbelievable!
Congrats Adeleke...
Dance without caution...