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Scape goats will be needed for next level slogan to become believable...a few men will be thrown overboard and Gandollar, unless by some random act of divinity wins on Saturday and is spared the next 4years , will likely be the first to be probed.

I was wrong to have quickly given up on our judiciary.

Igbo kwenu!!!!

Fukh u if you don't kwe!

Congrats cuppy on your controversial winnings, collaboration with Vic O and speed darlington is what we ask for. It cannot be that difficult.

If this be true, then I know some people who won't like this...

Awwwwww.....this is cute and isn't dementia like most of u keep saying.
It's more like a bucket list. Things she'd want to do, feel, tryout before she dies. It was arranged and she derived satisfaction from the whole "arrest me" drama.

If u still dont know what a bucket list is, google is your friend.

uyisteven:
******
No offence, but you speaking Spanish...
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You think he would want to school in Naija again.. That Boy is leaving this Country this Year... I have lots of friends who got expelled and 85% went out of the country... Some are working at Amazon and Having full scholarships To Play Basketball and Volley Ball Today

wasn't referring to you and your imaginary friends.
Now bye!

Really I've lost count of how many of these pageants that are out there. We really do have a way of abusing everything here in Nigeria.

Gentleziggy:
how

He keep his head like a snake na

Jubril isnt d first nor the last that will go through this juvenile phase.
His temporarily found popularity will only last a few days and he will be forgotten.
Then the reality that it was only him expelled sets in...
He may suffer a setback in gaining admission quickly into another school.
He might even try to join the school na scam trend and maintain relevance.
But Las Las...
He will then wish he had chosen another path...

Nice but not nice...
Risk of losing a family is high, but then these are white folks... They rather die doing what they love best.

Really we need help.
A part of me didn't feel nothing looking at those pictures mostly because same group of people are used to inflict pain on innocent civilians. I still remember the Shiite massacre video where they killed without hesitation.

Whilst these politicians still make money off this Boko Haram scheme and won't be putting an end to it any time soon, we can best pray that God keep protecting these pawns they send out there to risk their lives.


May God grant their people the strength to bear the loss...Nigeria needs help!

Just a matter of time....
They will still jump back.
Survival is paramount to these politicians.
APC absolves past crimes and redeems you for four years...then the hustle starts again

On a more serious note...
Adesua is fairer than that.
Why darken her?

OddsIsland:
This not so useful post will make front page

Well, it has been useful to an extent.
Whilst we can't figure out if lala is just a snake lover or has a deep affiliation with the snake kingdom , he has successfully taught us the difference in these snakes... Now I can differentiate between a python and a mamba.

This singular act of yours is commendable... But I'm only disturbed by your self appraisal and public update of what shouldn't be a big deal but apparently is one to you. Like u seek some sort of redemption or reward.

You have done wrongly several other things...lied, cheated, probably stole something you felt never mattered, possibly a chronic masturbator (sorry if I'm wrong) but u didn't keep us updated on those.

So what exactly is this about?
What update follows this?
How your pastor called u out in front of thousands and laid hands and prophesied over u for resigning proper?
Abi how Seun and lala will organise a heroic send forth party for u?

LordviccoDaGuru:
You who is that Jonathan foolish man that said he's going for medical checkup? lemme tell u he is going for London Vacation to rest and enjoy his life. Do you think its easy to defeat some many bodies of papa deceive pikin (PDP)? Buhari is the richer than top 5 rich men in foreign countries i don't want to mention Nigeria becus in Nigeria nobody can beat his richness President Muhammadu Buhari is the only richest man in Nigeria. In the history of Nigeria no president has ever travel multiple times for London vacation. I love Buhari with passion.
Long live my president
God bless president Buhari.
The fool is jealous that's why he quoted "Medical checkup".
Sai baba till 2023,
APC till the Second coming of Jesus christ. PDP is death in Nigeria, people will beg Buhari for third term.

I'd strongly advise you go with him this time seriously.
Your mental health is dropping per second like a Samsung Note 2 battery.

This one is a strong case of a man who hasn't grown up...He reminds me of one efulefu here that still reasons backwards and thinks snapping and calling a 20years old girl he probably even slept with a bit.ch for still staying back in his miserable room to charge his phone will give him some satisfaction...

This geh sef.
We are okay with your tomboy looks. Don't come and add granny make up on top Pls.

Karma can be brutally sexy!

His confidence says much...
Guess there won't be a rerun after all.
Already FG has triggered emotions... Asari Dokubo inclusive.
Amaechi should learn to lose with pride by now and just give up. If he loves his people much he shouldn't awaken the NDA who have long laid low and need one tiny reason to resurface. We all know their sponsors won't take accept anything less than a PDP governed Rivers state.

Lloydthesaint:
No one should Be jailed for their sexuality
And before you insult me I’m not a paedophile and I’m straight

May a mad man rape u.
Ode.

14 years ain't enough...

Wepostam:
you drink something??

My brother join me and wow Biko...lets wow in peace. It's for d betterment of nairaland.

Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow....
Such a glorious lace jumpsuit.
Wow!

Yakubu and INEC under his watch is a joke.
Buhari is a fraudster.
Succinctly put, PDP won the election...
It will only take a mass cleansing/purging of this nation to see it heal again.

opparadise:
Okay, they were moaning loudly then I should hang myself?
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Let me explain life to you:
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1. You are uncreative.
2. You are an attention seeker, and that invites me..
3. Who were you in the story? The landlord? Her lover? Oh, you were the one who peeked through the lower louvres! Shame on you.
4. You will try to respond and will be totally snubbed.
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Let me score you: 6/100.
Remark: BLOGGING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!

Let me explain something else to you...
You started with making sense (a few of us thought you had it in you) but just as expected, it didn't take u long to start sounding like a broken record...its not a must to comment if I should add.

Whilst you be fair to Score yourself...
We expect more cool and funny analysis but for this one
Kindly follow the instructions below...

This story is based on things that never happened....

These new wannabe bloggers will make u question your sanity...

Thundafayayou OP.

Thank God for her own grown... At least the tailor got the hands...

Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow...

We need to kidnap this guy and collect 2b dollars as ransom on his head...nothing normal about him anymore.