₦airaland Forum

lezz:
lolzzzz.

no one gets banned mysteriously on NL. It is either you are on the wrong end of a debate and started trolling without facts or/and posting with indecent pictures or cheap insults. those are the likely reason for your ban.

i am still that ghana-slayer who tells fact from fiction and reality from delusions.

BE MY GUEST .

You know that's not true. Some moderators here are biased against comments made by foreigners on this site. I say this because in Foreign Affairs I was banned for laughing. LMFAO. How am I breaking any rules by laughing? Ja nhe. SMH.

#SayNoToXenophobiaOnNairaland

lezz:
Homo isn't really an issue in african governments until the west led by Obama tried to arm twist it into our statutes.

America always trying to dictate how other countries should live. I really dislike that about them. But anyway, people should be allowed to choose to love whomever imo. What's the big deal? If another man/woman makes you happy, then yay! Who cares? Life shouldn't be this hard. No proper service delivery & on top of it all, you can't even go to bed with the one you truly fancy Doesn't seem fair. Ha!

ddami:
d song z ASHAWO buh am not sure....in nig, here if u say u are gay its like u have leprosy.....as in pple rily care starting 4rm family,friends society its like u are cursed dey will try as much as possible 2 make u change,if u don't dey will relate with u like u have a stigma...and d govt..don't want 2 legalize buh rily dey are speaking d mind of 90% of nig .

Ok thanks about the name of the song.

Well, regarding the gay issue, people are just being nosy imo. Who cares if someone wants something up their butt or if another, a female, is into titts & whatnot? Waste of energy. But to each their own. Shrugs.

MduZA:
if you are referring to me mentioning skelevu,I got the first taste of it here on a thread that goes like:Nigerian soldiers danced skelevu after taking more towns from Boko harams..

LMFAO @ dancing soldiers. Naija really is The Giant...of comedy

ddami:
I got 2 know dem when dey did a collabo with davido and may d....d@ guyz in khona dance step huh my sis. thinks his gay........ d@ song by flavor dey love it in Cotonou &GH more Dan us but d original song existed over 15yrs ago,,he only remixed it and it became his hit track........uh I know anoda song "rands and naira"..........

Wait, what is the name of that Flavour song? That song was very hot here too, I'm not gonna lie. Rands & Naira is a good song too. It just didn't get the hype it deserved imo.

The dancers in Khona are gay but Theo (the guy on the horse) ain't gay lol. He's a married man. We embrace homosexuality here, no problem. Some old skool people still have an issue with it though, but they just have to live with it now won't they. Tough. I hate it when governments make noise about gays when there are more bigger issues than who's fùcking whom. It's like, get your priorities straight, boo. Misplaced rah rah, much? Homosexuality should really be the least of our worries, I mean as a continent. We're fùcked already as it is.

ddami:
okay okay yes I understand....do u know y I am still replying u ? 'cos u are d only opposition party here and u have 2 b retained buh religious issues how do u think its going 2 end maybe end up quoting bible and all.....aint d@ much spiritual......... so wot does khona mean dats d ONLY s.a song d@ rocked a bit in naija buh I know u know a lot of our songs ur fellow citizen mentioned skelewu earlier

LOL! The only Nigerian songs I know are the ones that were popular here too eg. Oliver Twist & that one that went like, "sawa sawa sawa ye". I believe it was by Flavour. We don't listen to Nigerian music. Most South Africans listen to South African house music, kwaito etc. We're big on our own things. Mdu probably heard about skelewu here on Nairaland, just like I heard about Azonto & Shoki here.

Anyway, Khona means "that place". Basically, what she was saying in that song was- where's my love, bring it back to that place where you found it. I need it back.

It was about a lovers' quarrel of some sort.

ddami:
ah ah ah mumu talk will always require a mumu reply u don't get it argument about religious issues is not my thing,and u already started preaching 2 me all my replies had I AM NOT INTERESTED written all over it and u couldn't stimulate d@ mentally,,am like change topic abegiii chibuzo (punky ho)

LMFAO. Just shows your dumbness. If you had grey matter, you'd be able to hold a conversation on any subject under the sun & interest has nothing to do with it but knowledge & exercising brain muscle. It's called being mentally flexible. In other words, you're intellectually lazy. I'm sure you never belonged to any debate clubs in school. ANYWAY..

I haven't been to church in YEARS & I'm not particularly religious either but I can be a Bible thumping Jesus freak as the rest of them if religion is brought up because *I* actually know a bit of something about almost everything

ddami:
JACKPOT... I was just counting down 'cos I knew u will bring up "d death of ur citizens" i ve bin modest in respecting d souls of ur dead citizens by not referring 2 dem @ all buh u just ve 2 bring dem up 2 prove a point...... well d Church must ve bin very popular 4 dem 2 ve com down all d way 4rm s.a 2 nig.......b4 d unfortunate/unexpected happened ......look if u don't respect d souls of dead pple well I do 'cos dey re sacred dere z just no way am discussing about d@ wit u....bring up something else I will reply but having a conversation about dead pple I can't deal wit d@......

You really are a short bus passenger. It doesn't change the fact that that's what the synagogue is known for, for the deaths. Before that it was just another church amongst many. Listen, there are many churches here, local & international churches & they all have followers in varying numbers. However, it doesn't mean that they're popular just because they manage to fill up their pews every Sunday. No. Yes, there are SOME people that are members of your churches, but many people still go to the more "traditional" churches that are as old as time & that's a fact. Even Rhema (one of the new churches) is even more popular than any of your churches operating here. I don't know why you think the synagogue is number one here. It isn't. It has members & that's all there is to it.

lezz:
I never knew punkyoh has a knack for spiritual things.

darn! it was almost like you were preaching to me.

other, than your love for your country which brought you to this thread, you really should haul your fat round ass to the religious section .

The fuel issue is just an occasional glitch in scheme of our economic life which is being addressed as we speak.

Nigeria is known to survive the odds..

....

Ok, I guess.

ddami:
labake(punkyho) my brain doesn't assimilate irrelevant things dere z no way u think I will engage in d@ type of conversation wit u.......meanwhile 5 of d worlds richest pastors are Nigerians..... now don't preach 2 me again, am not even talking about d@ again

I doubt you even have a brain, let alone one that can engage ME or anyone with an IQ higher than that of a mosquito. I'm losing interest in this because you're not stimulating me mentally with your mumu talk. Toodloo.

ddami:
synagogue z not popular-in contrast ur fellow citizen said an average s.a citizen knows 3 nig. companies and synagogue was nos 2........I guess u live in d remote/rural part of s.a..........apart 4rm celestial churches I ve not seen a Church where by d members ve 2 dress like dey are going 2 Skul.d@ uniform luks more of a brigade uniform..... .....actually 5 of d WORLD'S richest pastors are Nigerians .............oh yeah Nigerians...dey don't ve 2 tell d whole world who/how dey help....

I reiterate & read slowly this time, the synagogue became well known, following the deaths of our citizens over there in your country. Prior to that, it was just another nameless church ran by foreign pastors. Those are not as popular as you'd like to think. People still go to churches they were born & raised in etc.

Well, we wear uniforms in all our churches here because it is believed flashy clothes will distract people from the real reason they're in church.

I still don't care about your wealthy pastors, sorry.

ddami:
shukurat(punkyho) c steroids, Saudi Arabia, Israel, quantity, profession---like no connection @ all with wot I posted...... but all I know is 5 out of d world top 10 richest pastors are NIGERIANS .....am like .........oh yeah NIGERIANS....... u can save ur preaching and meditation 4 ur Z.C.C,SADC,DBN,HST

Good for you. I expected my point to fly right over your hollow head & you didn't disappoint as usual. Certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Hmm..ah well.

ddami:
as in I didn't even know dey also love oyakhilome. .big pastors and churches can't b synonymous 2 dem dey are 2 much of a zuluist.....

Ridiculous. Idiocy on steroids. Girl, are you for real? Obsessed with quantity even when it comes to spiritual matters? WOW. Funny because I've never heard Israel bragging about Jesus or Saudi Arabia bragging about their prophet, even though the two belong to the top religions in the world. You need help. Being a pastor is not a profession but a calling from the Almighty. But you people treat it like it's a competition or a get rich quick scheme. SMH.

lezz:
hehehe, while not focusing on the wealth, the spiritual growth of these churches have been staggering.

and you know humans, they reward spiritual benevolence with material benefits.

We are grossly unaware until the international community gave us a nudge that we have some of the biggest and most prosperous churches around the globe.

we make africa proud.

Like I said, that's how YOU operate your churches (by including materialism in everything), that's not how we run things here. And no, most South African churches have been in existence for GENERATIONS & most people still believe in them more than the newly founded churches or churches that just arrived recently.

As for "biggest" & all that, again, quantity is your thing not ours. There's a hymn & I think it comes from a Bible verse, it goes something like, "Whether we're two or three, we're still a congregation to the Lord". So it's never about how many people or how wealthy a pastor is, but more about spiritual fulfilment, which is what these people are obviously getting or they wouldn't be attending the same churches for generations. Again, when it comes to spirituality imo, it's NOT about international recognition, the international community or even fame. It's about the relationship people have with their creator & noone else. If having the most & biggest churches, richest & most famous pastors etc is what you people associate with religion, then that's on you. Us on the other hand have a more humble approach to religion. We take it seriously, hence you won't find us using God's name in vain the way you guys do. God this, God that, even in insults, like he's your God alone & from Lagos

lol @ making Africa proud Where? Americans were just mocking you on the other thread over your fuel issue, saying you'll go back to communicating with drums like your ancestors. Kikiki.

lezz:
sweetheart, please tell punkyoh that S.A isn't known with big pastors or churches. Nigeria has 5 of the 10 most wealthy pastors in the world of humans.

Christ Embassy is in south africa drawing the crowds as do the Synagouge. the biggest church in Europe is still owned by a Nigerian, Mathew Ashimolowo.

if there are churches in S.A the synagogue wont be besieged as it is by them.

Only you people can boast about the wealthiest pastors. It shows your mentality, really. To us a church is a church (a spiritual place, not a materialistic place) & has got nothing to do with building wealth or fame. The more down to earth & common the pastor/bishop is, the better. After all, even Jesus was not a wealthy man.

ddami:
Funky ho here u come again ALL I C HERE z old people wearing uniforms
u are telling me 2 Google zcc no way it ain't worth my data is does SADC min u are saddist lyk d short form.. ...all I know z d@ synagogue z more popular dere Dan here.... do you know he's 1 of d top 10 world richest pastors......oh yeah he z a NIGERIAN

Hahaha. No, the synagogue is NOT popular here as far as churches are concerned. It only became popular for the wrong reasons though. Couldn't care less about him (Joshua) being the richest in the world, because as far as I'm concerned, that's not what being a pastor is all about, enriching self. Furthermore, our churches here are not about who makes the most money, that's more your thing.

Oh & they're wearing uniforms because a church is a place of worship & not a fashion show. They have youth too, btw. Older people wear green & gold, whilst the youth wear khaki or blue uniform (females).

More..

ddami:
Actually I think synagogue z d most important 2 dem dere I mean he z helping dem sanctify and performe some electrifying deliverance on deir cocaine licking and sniffing youths.some Nigerians will not remain in DAT country if dey stop patronizing dem....its a Focus strategy suppying stuffs where dey love it.

SMH. Clueless as usual. Google Z.C.C, which happens to be the church with the largest following in South Africa & the SADC region. Formed in South Africa in 1910 & still going strong. The Synagogue, here, is a little fish in a big pond as far as fellowship is concerned.

1st picture is the bishop of Z.C.C, Barnabas & the rest is his congregation.

Zahara78:
Representing the Xhosa Traditional Outfit ( RSA)

Love these! UnguMxhosa?

mzilakazi:
Many Nigerians can speak SA local languages and that's a fact. Many lived longer in SA such that they could master all these SA languages.

Maybe she thinks we're like them, that we get an ego boost when someone learns something about South Africa. Not the case, ma. We get that it happens just as long as you live amongst people. Hell, even them Asian boys speak our local languages. You go by Marabastad in Pretoria & you'll hear Pakistanis yelling, "Mama tsena, mama tsena!". Shrugs.

lekpalicious:
Well you just did by blatantly lying about how Nigerians can speak your local languages lol. They even struggle to even pronounce your names and you here talking about languages. Lol dear people learn what they want to learn . I mean even in South Africa with All your languages not everyone can speak them either. So what more of foreigners. I see common sense is really not common with you . BTW if you know some does not mean all Nigerians. A few does not represent the majority.

Common sense doesn't seem to be common with you either. Obviously I haven't met all Nigerians living in South Africa, so I couldn't be speaking about all of them. Ding, ding, ding. Hear the epiphany? Aha! However, like I said, I've met ones that do speak the local languages. No biggie.

One of them is a guy that sells handbags & everyone calls him Themba because he speaks fluent Zulu. I can't prove it but here's one I can prove, there's a Nigerian girl here on Nairaland called yeyenatu or something like that. Don't know if she's still active or not, but she can speak a few SA languages.

Oh & I didn't mean they can speak all 11 languages, so stop reaching.

lekpalicious:
This is a lie and you know it. Nigerians in general don't care for South African languages and most do not know how to speak it fluently except perhaps the few greetings.Nigerians could not be bothered by it to be honest just like most don't like your local foods. No need to lie to get your point across

Unlike you people, I don't feel the need to exaggerate or celebrate stùpidity. I know Nigerians that speak the local languages FLUENTLY. It's not a big deal to me because that's what people with brain do, they learn.

ddami:
of course dey are dere dey should when u are in Rome act like d romans.......buh sure u are in s.a trying so hard 2 b a Nigerian dats rily good....funky girl now I ve 2 give u a befitting Nigerian name actually u will b having 3.

Trying so hard to be Nigerian when I'm proudly South African even on this very thread? Does that even make sense to you, fòol? Can't help you with your tendency to celebrate mediocrity, so go on & feel special just because I learned a few words by being here. Doing "Roman" things. Dayum, I must trying to be Chinese too when I tell them, "Ni hao" or "Shi shi". You're a damn fòol. SMH

ddami:
wow just 1 word-SENSELESS

Like the person you see when you look in the mirror.

ddami:
em I just observed something ur brain battery has just 1 bar left,its now half....go and charge!robot ...well u learn our language-our culture-how we act-how we talk-how we think- u troll on our website. congrats funky u are on ur way 2 being a Nigerian.... oohhh am so proud of u.......meanwhile s.a I don't give a bleep

Silly, just silly.

FYI, your brothers & sisters here speak our local languages. That doesn't make them South African as far as I'm concerned. Keep reasoning with your rectum, because you're doing an astounding job

ddami:
of course,I mean u are not expected 2 ve anything sensible 2 write nor think about.... ah ah ah ah

That's rich coming from someone that concurs every dùmb post without adding something to it, to prove that she actually knows something & not just being sheep as usual.

ddami:
last time I checked mumu z a Nigerian insult,u must be learning tell me a s.a language I should learn.....wait....hold on.....I DON'T GIVE A Bleep ah ah ah

That info would be too much for your fragile brain, so yes, DGAF. We don't want you going full rètard now. It's too much as it is.

Oh & yes I'm learning because I, unlike you, actually have more than two brain cells working simultaneously to help me learn stuff without even trying. So there it is, mumu!

ddami:
ah ah ah do u know wot I think you have a crush on @lezz u just can't do without referring 2 him unfortunately he doesn't do s.a HOs especially d funky HOs..now u care about me 'a single thought of mine' like am a nigerian,am presently in NIGERIA and oh yeah its d best country in Africa.....funky girl

LMFAO. Laughable. Not even worth a reply.

Erm, I don't do your kind either. Never had & never will.

ddami:
me I am one Nigerian who will always b here 4 u as in on ur neck..d@ oda cold phrase was by Zambia's president.GOD WE THANK U 4 GIVING TO AFRICA DIS WONDERFUL GIFT NIGERIA-sierra-leaone former President.... punky ho President of CAF(crying association of Africa) and now I shall encore and concur again Nigeria z d best country in Africa....ur WAILING and LAMENTATIONS may continue I mean its allowed here on NL

I laugh in Latin. So the two people you speak of, were speaking on behalf of every country & every citizen as far as you're concerned?

SOMEBODY please dash this dumb bìtch some sense!

ddami:
and here dey come again...while sleeping dey just couldn't wait 2 wake up 2 nairaland...dey say gud morning here and also goodnight b4 dey even acknowledged those dey live with...
note..IF NIGERIA SNEEZES .....AFRICA WILL CATCH COLD........NIGERIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN AFRICA..... do u know your President will be here on May 29th,,u should beg him not 'cos U and ur other compatriot hate Nigeria...... mtschheeww
PUNKYHO d FUNKY HO

DUMMY the dumbass mòron that's been riding on the other dude's dìck throughout the thread, without a single thought of her own. Cross your legs, dear, because your mumu is showing

mzilakazi:
SOUTH AFRICA will never catch any of that cold.

Lol, can you believe that girl!

Ddami the dummy. Parroting off what her ill-informed compatriots are saying, when infact she sounds like she wouldn't be able to differentiate between her own a-hole & a hole on the ground.

Fòols, fòols, fòols everywhere!

That background though, it's like a warehouse. Anyway, I wonder why some people have kids even when the situation doesn't permit them to have kids. Next thing you know, they're embarrassing the whole continent by featuring in one of those "Feed an African child" tv ads.

Back on topic, forcefully feeding a child this way can be dangerous. I know of a case where the baby actually passed away from this form of feeding. He had food coming out of his nostrils...