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RomanceRe: I Think I Have A Problem With Women! by PunkyOh(f): 2:09pm On May 31, 2015
Nicepoker:
they wont
I'm allowed to dream, aren't I?

Now, where's the wishbone part of this chicken... grin
RomanceRe: I Think I Have A Problem With Women! by PunkyOh(f): 2:03pm On May 31, 2015
Teempakguy:
wink [color=navy]I wonder, maybe she went home to inform his wife . . .[/color]
He wants to be the next David Harris lol. When his wife Clara caught him at a hotel with his mistress, she used his body as a speed bump & parked right on top of it for good measure.

RomanceRe: I Think I Have A Problem With Women! by PunkyOh(f): 1:46pm On May 31, 2015
Lol, I hope you get stuck together like dogs during your afternoon rendezvous. Sick!
RomanceRe: White Guys Are More Caring Than Black Guys by PunkyOh(f): 1:10pm On May 31, 2015
With "caring" comes that tendency of wanting to chop you up into bits & pieces when you try to leave them.

They just seem to have a little "tick tick" (in the head) than can go "boom" whenever a relationship ends. Just my opinion from watching too much crime tv tongue
RomanceRe: Which Of These Can You Manage To Do Without? by PunkyOh(f): 12:53pm On May 31, 2015
neoapocalypse:
Well going by exactly what he wrote , going to the toilet might mean going to your conventional toilet like your water cistern and may not include "bush attack".
Ok.
RomanceRe: Which Of These Can You Manage To Do Without? by PunkyOh(f): 12:45pm On May 31, 2015
neoapocalypse:
Even 7 is more probable than 6. Can you stay awake for a week ?
Oops, I didn't see that one. My bad. But how can one spend two years without going to the toilet though? 6 & 7 are X-men things cheesy
RomanceRe: ~ Where On Earth Is She? by PunkyOh(f): 12:29pm On May 31, 2015
delishpot:
Haha. Descent request, may the supreme God grant you this and more.
smiley
RomanceRe: ~ Where On Earth Is She? by PunkyOh(f): 12:26pm On May 31, 2015
delishpot:
Even if world people see her, dem go use her head. Then she will open eyes and try to blend into tge game.
LOL! I concur.

But "we" still exist though, the hopeless romantics. I consider myself very low mantainance. All I need is those things + that he must have a decent job (No groundnuts selling guy, ok? Thanks) & we can go stroll in the sunset, arm in arm kiss
RomanceRe: Which Of These Can You Manage To Do Without? by PunkyOh(f): 12:15pm On May 31, 2015
Teempakguy:
[color=navy]pffft. I can do all these. I just need to die first and chillax in a grave for those two years. Then my niggas will come and say . . . COME FORTH! grin
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Hahaha. Zombification. The Haitians will sort you out on that, so just give them a holla lol.
RomanceRe: 3 Months Without Internet OR 3 Months Without SEX – Which Would You Go For? by PunkyOh(f): 12:10pm On May 31, 2015
Sex is not that hard to live without, unless you're some kind of sex fiend or something. However, a day without internet would be the closest thing to hell to me. Nightmarish! OMW!

I went without a phone for a few hours because I knocked back a glass of water & the water spilled all over my beloved phone. It was during the evening so there was nothing I could do at the time. The remaining hours were sheer torture, I must say, because I developed some kind of mild schizophrenia. I heard my phone ringing even though it wasn't & was drenched in water. I just wanted to die lol. No phone = no web browsing = death sentence cry
RomanceRe: Which Of These Can You Manage To Do Without? by PunkyOh(f): 11:56am On May 31, 2015
dagbokoncept:
Which of these can you manage to do without ?
1. 2yrs without money
2. 2yrs without sex
3. 2yrs without your phone
4. 2yrs without bathing
5. 2yrs without your favorite food
6. 2yrs without sleeping
7. 2yrs without visiting the toilet
8. 2yrs without brushing your teeth lolz...Be sincere please.
As for me I can't do without any of these under normal circumstances.
I can do without #2. Easy-peasy. #7 shouldn't be there because it's improbable. Unless one will be hooked up with a diaper or a urinary catheter for those two years lol.
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 11:09am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
.....wait oo
is it that time of the month?
cos I can understand

pls go vent somewhere else.

guys,someones feeling vulnerable,
she's embarrassed her "intelligence" is being undermine d"

so na me u go write essay for lol
Typical! Blame hormones when all else fails. Kwaaaaa. Boy, you're NOT on my level, so how about you prance along & take your cat lady logic with you, bore someone else. So unstimulating. Sigh. Definitely done with you now because you're turning my brain into fritters with your stùpidity. So long *waves*
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 10:55am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
.....u r bored?
this is fun,I bet u feel stupid right now
oh well,....if u don't know who DAT is,
go ask google as u normally do.

it feels good to know that I can type a few things and make pple like u mad and erratic

I never insulted u.
here's why: u don't move me,plus u r just a girl

get a hold of ur emotions, let logic guide you.


peace!
Feeling silly over what? In contrary, I feel mint, because you tried appearing smart by questioning my opinion on a topic I'm well-versed in, exposing you as the two-brain-cell-assclown that you are. Mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned.

One last time, just because you're a Google scholar, doesn't mean we all are. Get that through your skull that's denser than the Amazon self.

About the person you mentioned, how about you Google him for me since that seems to be YOUR forte. FYI: If I don't know a thing or person, I'm not ashamed to say so, as I've proven with the Yusuf person, unlike you who's ass-whistling all over the thread (trying to appear like a smart alec) on shìt you know jack diddly squat about.

Now vacate my space with your stùpid crap!
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 10:18am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
.....oya if I give you yusuf Mohammed's digits will u stop insulting me
I don't know who that is but he better have more brain cells than you. THAT I know for sure.

You're dismissed. Boring.
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 10:09am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
......loool,
seeing u rant and insult me is amusing.
oya itaff do na..eh biko
u haff win oo


oya pls quote someone else
No, I'll keep quoting you as long as you keep quoting me. It's only fair cheesy
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 9:56am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
......loooool
auntie,so because u wan prove say u sabi am
u run go ask Google eh....smh

pls stay away.
So just because you don't have enough knowledge, you think everyone's like you & relies on Google for information on every subject? Shake that head for yourself. Idìot!
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 9:48am On May 31, 2015
Example of Tophat goths couture

RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 9:41am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
.....don't be loud and still be dumb.
its not a good look.
abi u just learn that word " Gothic"
You're the one sounding idiotic here not me. There are about 6 different kinds of goths & not all of them have to do with spikes, fishnets & piercings. The goths that look more well polished & "normal" are called Tophats, which is what the picture reminded me of. The dark clothing, background & even the expression on his face gave off a gothic VIBE, TO ME. If it doesn't to you then good. Now fùck off.
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 9:23am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
....my dear go and learn the meaning of Gothic biko.

don't quote me.
You quote ME, silly. I know the meaning of "gothic", you're the one needing a lesson not me. Now, poof & be gone!
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 9:19am On May 31, 2015
czarr:
......Gothic ke?
vibe ni?
Yes, gothic. Problem?
RomanceRe: Please Nominate Me For Mr. Nairaland 2015 by PunkyOh(f): 9:08am On May 31, 2015
Fine boy one pimple. LOL! Anyway, you're cute in a pretty boy kinda way.

Love the gothic vibe on the last pic.

The guys sure beat the female contestants when it comes to looks tongue *fans self*
RomanceRe: Finally rattlesnake Pix...am I Howt!!!! by PunkyOh(f): 8:49pm On May 30, 2015
shocked

Kwaaa

RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Without Limbs? (PHOTOS) by PunkyOh(f): 3:45pm On May 30, 2015
He's cute facially, but his limbless body kinda reminds me of a seal & would take A LOT of getting used to. It's a no for me. Too weird.

I wonder how they have sèx since he has no arms or legs to prop himself. He probably wiggles & writhes on top of her like a fish out of water, or maybe he uses the little stump for balance. Hmm... Interesting. Anyway, I'd pay just to watch that grin lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Give Her A Name You Think Fit Her And Her Costume by PunkyOh(f): 2:42pm On May 30, 2015
Nigerian Barbie wink
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 6:59pm On May 29, 2015
LeSudAfricaine:
Inkinga yalabantu wena Punky ukuthi bano mona! Into engiyibonayo yileyo nje qha!
Amen to that! It's either that or bayagula "upstairs". Because it's like babona izinto ngenye nje indlela edifferent. NgesiXhosa sithi, baphambene. I wonder if banamasiko, to cleanse themselves of all their past evil deeds of selling each other during the slave trade, ngoba, it's like something is not right somewhere. From izinto abazenzayo to the way ilizwe labo elingakhona. It's time for umqombothi nempepho in Gwarimpa lol.
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 6:34pm On May 29, 2015
LeSudAfricaine:
You call me Ugly and You call yourself an Adonis, in Naijahuh what an irony, ha ha!
I bet he looks like something carved from a boabab tree but is here acting like he's Clooney. Kikiki. Eish! These guys will kill somebody with laughter one day.
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 3:16pm On May 29, 2015
Teempakguy:
not at all! I've been caught doing . . . Worse things . . . :-x


hateration?! That . . . Actually makes sense. I'm totally adding it to my vocabulary. cool
Cheers wink Sipping on a cold can of haterade grin
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 3:04pm On May 29, 2015
Teempakguy:
jesus! See finishing!

Lemme keep moving. . .
I'm sorry but the people here start the hateration. Hope you aren't offended, pal smiley
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 2:51pm On May 29, 2015
LeSudAfricaine:
Sure it ended in defeat but I ask why is Shaka Zulu so respected the world over? The Zulu nation is far more known that this so called "sophisticatedL Bini empire ! The fact that you won Miss World once and has never been anywhere near proves exactly my point, big population yet you fail to continously produce beauties, beautiful women in your country are scare, you are, if not non existant! Lol.
This topic is not even worth discussing because we see how "beautiful" they are right here on Nairaland. Most look manly. End of story. They don't even have sèx appeal. Wide noses & overstretched lips like that cartoon, Daisy Duck. Puhleeze! No offence but in SA, they can only compete with the likes of Susan from Muvhango & the men with Azwindini or KK. Kikiki. Those 3 will fit right in, in Naija cheesy
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 5:20pm On May 28, 2015
LeSudAfricaine:
Ouch! ha ha ha! She should ask her brothers who see "women" for the first time once they go South!
She better ask somebody! The nerve! Rhaa!
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma To Attend Inauguration Of Nigerian President by PunkyOh(f): 4:42pm On May 28, 2015
Aitee1:
I'm telling you, I don't know where those people originate from cos dia wowo no get part two, and their women got zero fashion sense angry
LMFAO. Have you looked in the mirror, sheboon?
PoliticsRe: This Ghanaian Just Finished Nigeria On Instagram by PunkyOh(f): 1:25pm On May 26, 2015
lezz:
I am for man to woman and woman to man.

a man finding another man sexually attractive and advocating for same to be a social norm is just 2 steps back against all the social advancement made in 21st century.
See, that's where I have an issue with anti-gay people. There's a tendency to pick & choose. How is a man loving another man backwards, when there's still people practising medieval rituals & believing in ridiculous superstitions? Isn't that more harmful & punishable than someone finding solace in the arms of another, same gender or not? I just don't see what the big hoo-ha is all about. It's not like they're going to ask you to watch or maybe hit on you. Personally, I think we should let them be, just as long as they stay in their lane by not propositioning people that aren't into that sort of lifestyle. I have no issue with gay people per se, but I've realised that some have a misconception of thinking that they could turn anyone gay. Which to me is as wrong as homophobia itself. If they say being gay is not by choice, then I just don't get why some still think they could change someone else's sexual orientation just by sleeping with them. It baffles me.

There's a pretend gay guy in one of the forums here. I say pretend because I'm not sure if he's really gay or just messing with people's heads. Nonetheless, he exhibits the same behaviours I've seen in some gay guys, the thinking that they have a "magic wand" that can turn the world gay. THAT should be punishable because it borders on harassment. Other than that, they could rip each other's asses apart for all I care. Not my àss on the line now is it? It's should be a free world but people should also know their place if they want to be treated fairly. That goes without saying.

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