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mayrho:
This is really cool we need A Fashola in Aso Rock come 2011

Yes, I've said it so many time that Fashola and Yaradua should exchange office

My heart goes out to Chelsea and their fans! Oh , how I wish I could see them in Rome, Next season, pray not to meet Barca again

banom:
@ ImpurestBoy,

Say what ever you want to say, i will not induct you into the Holy legion of undisputable nairaland Prophets.

FOWL> FOWL> FOWL>FOWL.

O my holy prophet! I'm sorry please don't let me feel the menace of your wrath!!

Hi Christians and Muslims: Let's for once join together in fellowship and unity and pray for someone,

O Lord My Father in Heaven, I pray for Nigeria, Lord bless our leaders and those in authority so that they'll be able to serve us well in your Way. I pray for the warring nations, O Lord, bring peace to end their conflicts, I pray for those in hospitals, Father Lord, touch their body this moment and bring permanent healing to them.

I make my prayer in Jesus Name: Amen

Banon and his ba-NONsense post again!!

Heavenly father and my God, I give glory honour and adoration to your name. Thanks for sending Jesus to show me the way of Truth and Life. I worship you will my life. Father take control of my life in Jesus Name: Amen

Foolish president, let his children start as an example

Cherish what??

asha 80:
Rattlesnake

Oh Asha, you remind me of the Ahanna or what was his name? I remember I wept when I watched the film, that was many years back and I'll buy the film if I see it

@poster,

abeg no take ogogoro, just be yourself

MrCrackles:
Sperm Juice!

Chei! u no go kill me

Does he mean there's blackout in Asshole Rock too?

Any imbecilic idiot could organise an award and present to whoever they choose, infact Funke is a better actress than Angelina Jolie

It depends on the gravity of sin

Amodu should be sacked with immediate effect b4 more damages is done. Mikel Obi too should be ignored cos I aint feeling his impact in the team. Can't even prove his worth as a chelsea player

@post

Contact Prophet Banon and Okija_juju, they will surely help you out I guarantee, both are also member of nairaland

[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=262040.msg3741917#msg3741917 date=1239966116]16 yrs old got 310 out of 400 in JAMB .  Ahhhhh  JAMB  

WTF


hmmm. its better to be quiet here

in jamb?

Still thinking about it,  [/quote]16 years old ke? I'm still thinking too, is Jamb that easy? Maybe not sciences courses cos their physics and further maths will be too hard for her.

noetic:
you will also be rewarded with 72 virgins in al`janat. They will probably be under 6 years old.

72 ke! Do you mean 72 girls for each man or all men are will share the 72?

@Shafiyah,

shafiyah:
i wonder why davidylan wont just accept a thing of common sense,and am sure you knew all you have been posting are all baseless but you are trying to make something out of nothing.i think you should accept that you have are wrong and accept Islam today because tomorrow may be too late.
and to sister halima i think quran allowed us debate on that which is best ,i did not see anything wrong in the discussion just that davidylan is taking it personal by abusing his fellow human and especially Jesus's GOD.my advice for him is to reason along with what he is reading in the bible instead of downloading each and everything he read and search for true knowledge or may be he is afraid of loosing his position in the church if he accept defeat.mind you i knew you are very good at abusing but i don't mind.MAY ALMIGHTY ALLAH GUIDE YOU,PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND US ALL.[AMIN]

Ha ah lol, accepting Islam indeed, and be like who? Mohammed? I'm sure you are ready to offer me your six-year old daughter to shag like your Mohammed did? Even your horrible name alone can discourage one from joining the violent religion

This is very wrong if true, any transaction done on your account is official and confidential and you owing him is personal

mukina2:
I see ladies like this daily.

Especially those coming  from senegal, the sun and the heat around these parts is very hot and they tend to apply harsh chemicals on their skins, which is why most of them look horrible
The old, young. even ones darker than tar sef try it

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Sister Muki, is that you? I just dey ask oo

@Poster,

Common sense should have told you to resend the CV as an updated version as advised by "Crackle" instead of wasting time here seeking for answer common sense should have told you. Maybe u don get another job elsewhere

Anybody that mentions jenifa as one of the best Nigerian movies is mentally retard.

I love Nigeria but that doesn't mean I wish to live here in the next second. If I have my way, I would have fled and never or maybe return after 20 years and fly back next day

What tangible thing have they done with the recovered money in the past?

Has anyone seen " Mission to Nowhere" directed by Teco Benson? I recommend this film anytime and it's the best I've watched so far. Check out Teco Benson films like War Front and Explosion and you'll never regret you did. This is not an advertisement but just recommendation

How about the muslim handicap who are unable to throw stone? How are they going to please Allah?

Both but mostly contract nowadays

You can report them to NPF

LAUTECH is da best in term of discipline

chrishenzo:
@PURESTBOY
HAHA.I saw your apology but I sent that post out of annonyance. Anyway we are still one family. Take care of yourself.Beef no more. You are an unseen friend.

That's OK, NO MORE BEEF, I should have commended her bravery in browsing the net despite just 2 days of the horrible news of her HIV status.

@poster,

I sincerely apologise and I commend your man-like ability

chrishenzo:
Purestboy, I wonder the type of planet you come from. You have the guts to tell someone who need help the most, to look for a grave. I wonder how you were raised. Even if she is lying(which I know she isn't), haven't you lied before.Unless you apologize to her, maybe you will be the one to look for the grave soon because you know the website first. How does it feel? I hope not bad!

Some months ago,guy committed suicide in front of his webcam while friends and people watched him. They thought he was joking. Everyone were laughing until after some hours.

Everyone has his/her different way of solving problems. Don't use majority to judge the whole community.

Are you that blind that you could not see my apology in my earlier post?