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Sepsis I feel you bro. I never discuss my woman's weight with her except it's her booty we're talking about or her boobs or cheeks because it's a touchy topic. In fact, if she asks me whether she has added some weight, I look surprised, squint my eyes and act dumb ![]() some formerly thin women believe that after they have a baby, it's okay to rationalise never trying to lose weight, this, they retain it. But what women don't understand is that some men don't want to touch a woman they can't get their arms around! Here's the flow of things, your wifey has a child, she doesn't eat healthy or exercise, then she cuts off the sex. the public will defend her by saying "the baby is most important and the husband is selfish which explains what igbowoman is doing. The reason Ms. Truelove shouldn't be overweight is because it's isn't healthy and she can't make it through the door! Space does not allow me to list all the life-threatening diseases that overeating comes with. Here's the right thing to do: have patience with her. She's emotionally hurt and needs to heal. Help her by taking long walks and then jogging with her. You should be serving her veggies and fruits for meals a few dash of carbs. Why? becos it's loving and supportive. And she would do the same for you since she knows your stand on body weight even b4 you got married. Never refer to her as a Nama or Cow in public. Keep telling her how pretty she looks and watch the fat melt away. PS : The key is, if you're going to get married discuss it up front with Ms Right how you feel about fat. "hey baby, what are your thoughts about getting fat?" "I mean we don't want any BIG surprises down the road. Remember, marriage is for a long long time and unconditional love is only for Good Samaritans or men with an extra long pair of arms to go round that hips when it gets to size 18 ![]() On the other hand, if she has a LOW INTEREST LEVEL in you before the marriage... (a.k.a just got married in other to avoid the single life) then it's only normal for her to lose sight of your turn-ons because she's now focusing on her true love which is her baby. And it's actually deceitful on her if that is the case. Hope you get it right with her bro. peace! |
Slimsly100:okay you remind me of someone I use to know. she was a very good friend. my first love actually |
slimsly100 Hi! do you by any chance stay in Lagos? |
lol I been use this barnie picture work that year sha ![]() |
waleyp:it's annoying lol. But the screen is extra glossy has more pixels and worth it sha. na big man phone finally. Me I use phone for work which explains why I'm stuck with Android. so I'll advice OP to chose based on what he finds most useful in a phone. but I'll try using a high-end iPhone on my next purchase mainly for the seamless flow and camera quality. For now, I currently use an Infinix Note 5 Pro Stylus for 2 years now w/o any faults... apart from the stylus pen that started having sensitivity issues when you replace it after using |
God forbid! I no fit buy Samsung Galaxy again! ![]() The phone too fine but the screen be like E350 Benz pointer. Small crack 80k done comot Imagine when my screen crack, I pay 50k repair am (2nd hand o). E come crack again then say na 80k for brand-new screen. I just dump the phone jare. and me I don't like using screenguards on my AMOLED screen phones |
Most girls don't think right. And it is the work of that guy walking with her to put her brain in check I remember during my service year, my girl back then put on something short. As in very short. I didn't talk because it was first outting and I didn't wanna seem controlling.. we went out & the primitive men went gaga on sight. One Okada man even came close and said "baby I like your thing" That thing vex me ehnn but I didn't talk. Next outing she brought out another short something like that and was asking me "baby is this one fine?" I asked her to dress decently or go alone and I'll meet her at the venue, she said she's big enough to wear what she wants and she must come along with me. If you see how I completely changed it for her ehn.. I left her and attended the event w/o her. stupid bihh was pacing upandan the room like, "na me you de shout for? Benin geh like me?" mtchew. Me I can't take that nonsense sha. She finally didnt go out with me that day and when I came back she was still forming anger, I whinned her small and told her shes mine and not a sexual exhibition. and she still sucked my reproductive organ that night to show appreciation to me for having a stance as a man. |
m who knows her handle? |
lol |
SpecialAdviser:this guy done burst my head ![]() |
just make sure to use protection though |
Bigflamie:Kidnap ke? what area does he stay and where did it happen |
hi guys. does a 1hp inverter AC cool well when running Gen? |
lizzypro:I don't think I have them anymore |
TerryMcGinis:Sure. Yes I can but it's a paid service |
it's really messed up brvh we already paid for some customised goods all the way from Guangzhou, China worth over ₦5mil for our e-com store. They have sent the goods down but up till now no news from our clearing agents. We're only lucky it's not perishable. I think I'll have to switch to digital products for the meantime. This Covid19 shiit just came when business was peaking |
iLegendd:ok thanks. I do E-commerce but I'm looking at doing something extra on the side since the COVID19 pandemic has paused almost all Chinese business transactions and even local businesses I just wanted to know if it is that profitable... my YouTube channel just achieved all criteria for monetisation so I'm looking at going deep into YouTube marketing and learning some other online skills at the same time. I'll go through the links you shared. Tnx again |
her reply was painful to read. I done de get headache sef ![]() |
ilegendd do you solely earn a living by kindle publishing? or it one of your hustles? just curious bro |
watchindelta:@ watchindelta why you de post fake news just to get YouTube views?? Abi you no know say e de illegal for we country? Abi you think say dem no fit track you down? Egugun be careful oo! |
Righteousness89 , I don't know about you but G*d didn't create me. My mum and Dad did. You sound like you skipped the reproduction class in BIOLOGY. If they (mum & dad) didn't shag at that particular moment I wouldn't be here replying to a moniker who thinks a Penguin trekked all the way from the Artics to the Middle East just to get into Noah's Ark to evade a purge. |
Yes internet routers and radiations can kill and mutilate cells & genes but I really don't know about the COVID-19 This sounds interesting though coupled with the fact that the health industry isn't giving much insights into the adverse effects of these radiations pumped into our system 247 |
Kekereekun123:i was thinking this has been abolished already in Nigeria? ![]() |
I find his skits funny but for this singular act I'm unfollowing him on all social media. Yes I know I'm just 1 acct. But then i really don't condone bs. As for Davido and his claims that Chioma has it too, I already have one finger at the unfollow button if he's also a fluke and a scam |
Imagine the number of congregation that will neglect basic preventive measures because of his reckless statement and assurance of G*d's protection. And also imagine the recurring effects of this act of negligence to other people (even those who aren't church goers) I really think Africa need to check this religion of a thing but then peeps like Righteousness89 believe spirits have the solution to a viral infection. The same thing happened with HIV/AIDS... the health organisations were warning Africa to wear a condom for protection while the Catholic church kept preaching against contraceptives and how it's a SIN in G*d's sight I want you to take a second and think of the resonating ripple effect of a single church/mosque service where the Imam/Preacher encourages his congregation that they don't need medical help but spiritual intervention against something as simple as a virus or a bacterial infection. My problem is not the church/mosque but the direct/indirect effect of their backward archaic teaching on others. Such teachings should be considered illegal and Pastors like Adeboye, Odumeje, TB Joshua should be called to other for spreading falsehood and misinformation No wonder Africa is a graveyard where old dying relics and technology are dumped. Jay-Z said life starts when the church ends and the church had to tag him an illuminati or satanist Bob Marley said free yourself from this mental slavery. Fela Anikulapo Kuti said na Kolomentality de worry us (we are no longer physically colonised but mentally colonised) Stay safe guys. Free your mind |
Ibechris2:bruhh, that was extremely demeaning and stinks of bigotry |
LivingSage:I really get tired of reading comments here. I try hard to convince myself most peeps here aren't as dumb as they sound. I mean it's incredible the level of stupidity people display here. |
you religious folks are funny in a stewpid way. I remember being in a church service in Dominion City and they played a full 22 mins video on how the world would end by 2010. Same folks even told us SM was of the devil, now you all are doing a Live Stream service ![]() Lol bunch of confused moorons |
don't talk about it. but then if she asks, just say "we were trying to make a baby" if she asks further questions then explain to her how babies are born. I mean, why hide the whole reproduction process in mystery? I was told it was God that put the baby in mom's tummy when all I needed to hear is Daddy and Mommy makes baby today. |
GamalNasser:Thanks for your vivid explanation. Even a primary 4 pupil can understand this w/o stress. As for me, I think these are warning attacks both that of Lagos and Akure. And if the government doesn't comply by paying up then a more damaging attack will follow suite. We all the cops lied to our faces when trying to take responsibility for the explosion. His eyes says it all... besides, how can you say a TNT ladden truck was escorted and no casualties was recorded |
that fair barney in the front tho ![]() |



that night to show appreciation to me for having a stance as a man.

