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aramanda14:
Well, it says a lot about your taste. The OPPO A92 is the best deal ever! Have you check the features?

it's Owu that cause it. not taste pls bear with us

MajorOvakporaye:
I cannot spend more than 30k on any phone.

other useful things dey to invest money on.

Phone nor be investment

no be only you my broda. na before I de buy phone 150k, 100k and so on. Now I no buy again if e pass 30something k, Owu de blow like harmattan now. It's just that I'm missing out on Call Of Duty mobile and taking great pics but I don't kia (at least for now)

bukatyne:



the above posts are what you get when a goat asks a yam how to eat a yam well.

Keep it coming.

I done laff tire guy you suppose dey write scripts for cartoon Network

btw, the guy na real niggarrr that advice was sooo smooth

1StopRudeness:
U know what’s annoying about youths of today you people will be engaging in something wrong and u still can’t give urself brain..

Bottom line.....
U are simp....an annoying simp for that matter
U are having sex with a lady off and on.. u should

nah I don't think that makes him a SIMP. una go soon begin misuse this word like feminists have done feminism

I get secret weapon for *break and quench* my guy.

See link here for more ==> www.bodyfitup.com/knack-well-oil

ah swears! the babe dey together. anytime I see her she reminds me of one geh that studies Dentistry whom I tried to chyke that year. I was too broke and squatting then but I sabi package lol I knew I couldn't maintain such babe
so mumu me, I now referred her to my friend wey been get money pass me Owu na bastard I swear.

Las las the guy no like the girl. I come manage to fix 2nd date with her (with me this time). go borrow my guy car, even tell the babe make she carry her friends come..

Babes done wear cloth, rub make-up finish come dey wait me.. Can you believe that the nonsense car no gree start. Las las I still Bleep am up again

Thunder fire poverty

First of all, no be yur niece suppose do the house chores as baby of the house?

2ndly, understand that most times it's the wife and her family that'll be around your place most of the time.

3rdly, u sound like no be today this wahala start. For. u to kpokpo the young girl like means you've been low-key prepping for this moment.

well, na una sabi.. but then You guys should learn to accommodate each other or better yet learn how to talk things over as against being physical.

QuinieR:
So swt
Future husband,I am still waiting o

you seem to like it violent do you?

Hmmm! I haff said it before and I'll say it again.

Me I NO DE FOLLOW ANY OLOPA ENTER ANY NONSENSE VEHICLE. if you wan shoot me shoot me.

Like this wet this country de? Me? Follow you enter car?? Shey you dey whine me? if you wan kidnap me tell me say you wan kidnap me no be say you go stop me randomly say make I enter your vehicle becos of say I no gree open my phone make you do illegal search or for any reason at all. Oga I say I no follow you enter any moto.

We die here oh!

It all makes sense now. the incessant borrowings, looting and transfer of funds to foreign country all makes sense now.

They all knew the country wasn't built to last so they milk it while it stands. Like hyenas they bite into their prey even while she's alive because time no de

...just enjoy it while it lasts. And start talking more with the girls in number 2 and 3 slot because the number 1 girl obviously belongs to the street.

Niggalations 13.11

Erased forever from the human race like each and everyone of us would. It's just natural selection.

**Just thinking... in 100 years time, most (if not all) of us will be non-existent and prolly 4gotn.

they're still very much being sold. it's like a mini-computer. Both Amazon and the rest

and I also sell Kids Educational Tablets and kids just love it

7 inch screen
1 Gig RAM
8 Gig Internal Memory
No SIM card, Internet enabled too
Bluetooth enabled

Free delivery to Lagos only..
contact ===> 0803 738 6695

Mind how you give strangers lifts. A real niggarr with a .9mm or a Berretta could change the ownership of that ride without signing papers

OP sef. he said don't upload his pics you now create NL thread for am

Ayam tayad of Nigerians always doing opposite

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johnchima007:
The answer is simple. I start praying make belle(pregnancy) no show.

As a real niggarr you should have learnt something from the COZA pastor. Limca or Andrews Liver Salts works better than prayers in such cases

I've not tried it thou and may or may not try it out. But one thing I know is this if you abstain from cumming for too long you'll start losing your guard around females.

You'll find yourself making some beta male mistakes because you haven't climaxed in a while. then you'll be angry & cranky low-key because you're sex-starved.

it'll make your urge spurge high even if you have it in control.. in fact, I don't think one should try to subdue his/her sexual urges. On the other hand, try to ease it off the right way using the right channel. my two cents

even us wey de the country de wonder how we take land here. Nigeria jaga jaga

PRE4:
Tattoo is bad both spiritually,physically and psychologically.
Tattoo dos not portray you a responsible person.
Evangelist Apache Crying Bear shared his story of how the tatoo all over his body denied him a lot of opportunities.
Moreover the bible contradicts it.
During the medieval times,tattoo was a recognition stigma for the idol worshippers.So you that is inscripting tattoo on your body,are you an idol worshipper?
When God created you,did he put any tatoo on you?then why did you want to refashion yourself and tell God to his face that he is a fool for creating you

Are you saying that the Oyibos who brought you the Bible (and religion entirely) then loaded off your ancestors in slave ships and also branded them with a hot rod to inscribed intials to indicate who owns them on their skin are mad?

If yes then that makes your point invalid, bro

sometimes I piri short people. imagine dem with a tall babe in bed. if dem de suck boobii diick go comot. if dem put am back mouth go comot

I'm just kidding lol #noBodyshaming

seanwilliam:
oboy I like this kind liver oo.. if you wan shoot me shoot me...


Bros,no talk this kind thing of 11pm at night, and no talk am with heavily armed police/robber in a silent place where people no dey o.... abeg

yes, you go use your number 6ix sha. but then according to security reports it is better to resist a kidnap attempt than to hope on rescue after being kidnapped. besides, I honestly think I'm really not scared of dying these days.

And I done experience random SARS harassment no be once for this Lagos.


in fact, any policeman or military wey try to force me enter vehicle without my consent or without me breaking any law I go ask am weda him be Kidnapper because I no do anything? and no be so Nigerian police de behave.

That always puts them off guard.

Like that like that I done de back out de raise my voice... de call you kidnapper.


And if u de Lagos, area boys must gather when dem done hear kidnapper one or two times.

Guyy na Lagos we de oh. Shine your eyes!
if not then go chop you clean.

Before police go search you, tell am say where him search warrant. it won't work thou but ask..

Guy, if you stop me as policeman, show me id card I go fess clear you that ID card no be resemble police I.d and because of that I no go follow u enter any Moto.

I go even clear any policeman/woman with loud voice so passerbys can bear witness... say before dem search me or my vehicle that I no carry Igbo or drugs say before you plant something on me.

As e de hot oh... no go dull if not dem go chop you clean.

If possible seff ask passerbys to use their phones to video record the whole thing before them go talk wetin u no do.

Na so we de survive for this jungle wey be Nigeria

Yeah.. It's a BIG FAULT but it's not really our fault.


Who reads Robert Greene here? if you do then he talks about this oftentimes but Inna different concept. It's called pattern recognition.

Humans have evolved basically by noticing and following patterns. Animals too.

Sun rises and sets.
We eat then shit.
Drink water then piss.
See babe then get aroused
Eat some foods and live.
Eat some and get intoxicated etc...

So it's only normal to see things in a pattern... even when it's just a random act. because patterns have actually helped us evolve. In fact, ignoring patterns could be fatal.

But then he (R. Greene) also lets us know that lots of events are also without pattern.. just like the big bang and a couple of other spontaneous reactions

Which explains why superstitious people will try to read meaning into dreams and premonitions while ignoring the fact that hundreds of our dreams are inconsequential... just like having a wet dream when you banged Nicki Minaj doesn't mean shit.

It's just like assuming your music playlist automatically selects only some certain songs even when shuffle is turned on... when in reality it's just that you may dislike/like those songs which makes you pay attention to them unconsciously.


Do you know how many times I have dreamt that I was flying, swimming, breathing in water or even that a parent died??

Yet nothing like that has ever happened on real life. but, humans will only choose to focus on that one time out of a thousand when your thoughts and events match to form a pattern.. and stupidly hold on to it as a fact.


One more example we all can relate with is thinking about someone and then the person calls your phone almost immediately. It's almost a miracle

But then we ignore the thousand other times we have thought about people who never called back in ages. I mean I've been thinking about Will Smith and Jada since this week but he ain't called me yet

you sure say no be police de run this kin package seff?

e just be like wetin dem fit do because check am- they already know bank accts can be traced so?? they either know they're above the law or something but then this is just a speculations till proven wrong.

That's why I no dey enter ANY moto wey I no sabi even if una wear police uniform. Even if police stop me for road OGA I SAY I NO DEY ENTER. IF YOU WAN SHOOT ME SHOOT ME.

majamajic:
Pics and sauce pls

add rice to the sauce too

I asked one yeye babe to visit me in my 'unfloodable' mainland address. She said, "gosh! mainland is too stressful, the noise, the population! I can't"

That was during the dry season. I was like, bitch wait till rainy season let's see who go borrow you life jacket and canoe.

Stupid bihh

SenecaTheYonger:
Will Smith is the human replicant of the word SIMP

Mr Macmillan