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NigeriaKitchen:
Gosh!

If you are broke, poor or needy, please don't cry or complain because you might have been dead if you were rich

so i should thank God am broke, would rather thank him and wish his will be done in my life, but not cause am broke cause its pathetic bein broke and cant provide for laveda........

dis boy dey mad gan oo

okay

felzylix:
This young man is actually not making any sense to me any longer, he refused to grow up, i downloaded one of his songs recently and deleted it immediately without any remorse for my data(mb). i used to be a fan of his maybe my philosophy has outgrown his tho...





am open to #counterquoting

u go still download am. ;d ;d
just wait make dj's jam am wella for club. naija song dont have any meaning for once na only bum bum dem know
i am ' a fan of future hendrix'

so, op which one ? you masturbated today

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Hello Nairalanders,
please my sister is contesting for 'miss anaedo nnewi' pageantry and i need your likes on facebook. so far she has few likes and its up to me as a big brother to help her further cause it means alot to her and she has put in alot into it (like selling of the tickets which is a criteria) below is the link:
https://m.facebook.com/jfent10mentmodels/photos/a.811519782317019.1073741826.811380838997580/886337038168626/?type=3&source=54&ref=page_internal
Thanks alot
mods please help me move to front page please

youngmoneyeze:
My dear good people of nairaland plz i need perfect answer about this. Is futo used two sitting and can i use this result to gain admission in futo under computer science: Economics C5,Geography B3,English language D7,Furthermaths A1,Maths B3,Agriculture science B3,Biology C6,Chemistry C6, Physics A1 but in my first Waec i have English C6.

message me bro lemme help

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ritababe:
lol make them the am easy na, they suppose understand the recession.

riee nsi

Thank both of you for ur response, i appreciate
i just unlocked it dis morning using it to type dis ryt now

frebor:
You don't have the drivers installed on your pc. Install the Huawei hilink drivers / FC serial drivers / Huawei Mobile partner and it will be recognized properly in Device manager

Dmedalion:
what is d error ..calll me ...09033337004

frebor:
You don't have the drivers installed on your pc. Install the Huawei hilink drivers / FC serial drivers / Huawei Mobile partner and it will be recognized properly in Device manager

boss i am stuck after loadin the bin nck when my modem reboots it doesnt install please what do i do
for mtne5573cs-322

Dmedalion:
spectranet does display bro...no nid downgrading

unclezuma:



When your fuckup is treated according to your age...

meezynetwork:
I will support FRSC to be bearing arms

NRIEE NSI

AlexCk:
Tor,

Well, im no expert on relationship, but i think u should communicate with ur guy, n tell him how u feel about it.

Communication doesn't harm no one

mugabe talk am nothing more confusing than a lady who is in a relationship with broke guy whois good in bed

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KissChrix:
Huh?

Punishing myself just to impress a girl who I'm not sure would still be with Me in 6months time

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Plot for sale

emymeeky:
something that a bullet can't penetrate they wan use wood break.

Toyota Land cruiser bullet proof
Gutted by fire from the roof
Down to the wheels it smoked
And charred the alloyed spokes

deyy dere u neva see where wood penetrate odechi(the power of 2 by 2) used to have mine den i skul those days for u knw hu naa

gocac:
This is what happens when you have a stupid son as a leader.. 7 international airports were Marked for rennovation and full upgrade. The stupid son of Niger delta refused to upgrade the port harcourt international Airport, because then he was landing at abuja airport. d idiot thought he is from FCT abuja. Now no more FCT lol...... The question now is who will upgrade the airport for you? A northener? If I had my way I go ly gudluck down flog am 120 Strokes of cane. Now yu dey land for the airport way u no gree upgrade.... Stupid woman.

wat is dis one sayin

Lala must here dis

Abuleoshi:
stop smoking weed!

Nickizoe:
Who is begging him ....If he likes he plays if he doesn't like he shouldn't play ...Akpa sukulu ya! we have Moses,Musa,Nacho,Iwobi,balogun.etc....He should keep forming England and keep calling his name Ibe while is I B E....

d tin Taya me o ' aibe ' instead of d ' i b e ' we all know

zero8zero:
#epic. He chooses his targets right. An attack on Atiku is an attack on Dogara.

Truth is mine*

eleko1!! eleko1!! eleko1!! how many times did I call u?

ehispapa:
i am always scared when i see pics of Nigeria. that country is very backward and underdeveloped. i need not wonder why an average Nigerian never want to come back home after crossing the bother. what a rot!!

to blow ur head off dey hungry me▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

Atiku 2019 shey u no go sleep?
Op b singing J. Cole with im headline

dotcomnamename:
Mtchewwwwwwwwwww...

Make i go listen to correct song jor. Awon ton ko orin to ni meaning. ''Brymo''

prick no get shoulder,
i no get shoulder
Put im head d resr go enta..........

slimthugchimee2:
SO THIS MADE FRONTPAGE EVEN WITHOUT ANY COMMENTS

anyway ftc....i dedicate this to chidmma okeke for giving somr nigerians the chance to use their vasepin again

first,change ur gender if u not confoetable with it meet ur gay partner to sponsor ur gender/sex change.
Secondly, the chidinma thing has become sooooo stale

Ps. The O's in the 'SO' shows degree

chinanu123:
@OP, Pls how do I locate this lady?.

@op reply ASAP help is on the way♡

femi4:
can't be unlock remotely

okay thanks but am nt undastndin. Could it be unlocked