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Did anyone force the young gals to agree for the old men.
They don't want to become a young widow but they want to be young heiresses to his millions when he's no more.

K. Iv heard.
. . . , . . , . . . But as una marry in secret, make una no fight in secret oh!!!!

Instead of reducing their tariff which is currently the costliet, they are there talking of Group Connect.

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sweetpie23:
beauty is what you see when you first see a person.

puskin:
. . . . . and character is what U see when U get to know the person.

. . . . . . . . . . but f!cuk beauty and character, im just interested in getting laid, for the damn ugly ones, I'll just use apillow to cover their face.

sweetpie23:
beauty is what you see when you first see a person.

. . . . . and character is what U see when U get to know the person.

tundewoods:
Winners of 2009

1. Turai Yardua ( For her efforts regards, holding on to power for husband despite his long absence. )

2. Adams Oshimole , Segun Mimiko ( Against all odds won their stole mandates back )

3. Amodu Shuaib ( God knows how he did it, But he still got to retain his job as coach)

4. Babatunde Fashola ( His performance is still on point)

5. Niger Delta Militants ( They managed to get away with so much and still got paid for as well )

6. Super Eagles ( Against all odds managed to qualify for the World Cup)

7. Alhaji Umar Abdulmutallab Snr. ( Exposing the CIA's short coming)


Losers of 2009

1. James Ibori ( Despite the fact that he won we all know the truth therefore he's still a loser )

2. Sacked Bank Chiefs with particular reference to Akingbola & Ibru ( They lost their credibility big time )

3. Nigerian Police Force ( Received am all time Low from Amnesty International )

4. Umar Yardua ( Lost credibility with Nigerians all over )

5. Umar Muttalab ( Lost credibility with Al Qaeda )

6. Segun Agagu, Prof Osunbor ( For giving back their states to the rightful owners )

7. Sanusi Lamido ( For raising the "Mass Sacking Monster" in the banking sector )


Lets know your own winners and losers of 2009

Winners
Turai: Nothing to say, doomsday approaches her
Adams oshiomole: Deserves his mandate, not too sure about Mimiko
Amodu Shuaibu: Sheer luck
Fashola: Still on point and committed to the Eko ni baaje cause.
ND militants: Why the hell did they stop blowing things up.
Super Eagles: Rather Super Chickens if U ask me.
Umar Abdulmutallab Snr: Good man.

mirakle:
she neva had cald or text al tru d festive.since we partd.she warnd me nt to cal again.cud al dese be 2 test me abi she fadup.i love her[color=][/color][color=][/color]

Keep on being tested. Woman-wrapper.

Emzybrown:
190,i dey feel you.@post dear is no love portion in the food.

. . . . . . .and how would you know that.

About time some group of individuals do something about this ridulous situation we Nigerians find ourselves in.
I just hope that this their zeal doesn't wane.

I can't imagine that the NASS don't even have the balls to do what is right for Nigeria and for Nigerians.

Character without beauty is a NO-GO area for me.

[quote author=@labiyemmy link=topic=373559.msg5240284#msg5240284 date=1262526813]This is not only laughable, it is wrong and petty, why must Nigeria copy everything other countries does? These arguments just points to one more thing, the fact that Nigerians needs to travel out of their cocoons and see whats going on in other countries. I recently came back from South Africa, where I needed to buy a PAY as you go MTN SIM card, I could not do so because I do not have a verifiable address, my hotel address was not tenable because it is not verifiable- in essence I could not buy the SIM card because I can not register it. So, if NIGERIA passes a law to do the same, why is that seen as wrong or un necessary by the same Nigerians who complains daily of the way and manner people use mobie phones to commit attrocities all over the country?

Sometimes, I am amazed at the arguments placed by Nigerians and can just simple ask them to think better or take a trip outside your little space and see how things are done else where and why they are done so.[/quote]Noboby is against anything. We must get our prioriteis right. How do you go about registering SIMs when we don't even have an accurate census figure not to talk of a comprehensive database of people living in Nigeria. We mustn't do things 'cos others are doing them.

You couldn't get an MTN SIM 'cos U went about getting it in the the wrong area. There are so many places in SA where you can get a SIM without being being required to give some details. Thats why pre-paid lines are called PAYG, Pay As You GO

harakiri:
Is it compulsory for a man to provide for his family?

All replies (both positive and negative are welcome).

This question is so-so ridiculous and unheard of. If the man doesn't provide for his family, who should then?

. . . , and maybe this might spur those thieves in the NASS to do likewise.

I just love 'em pirates.

paddyboi:
these fools just dont give a fc*uk

. . . . . . . and while should they??

Awesome view. I like it.

talknafree:
women should ensure to start thinking well in order not to fall into any of the age brackets (life spam) below. with the spate of fiminist both on nairaland and the outside world it seems we will have more women who will NEVER marry in their entire life time if they don't correct most of their views about men and marriages.


Women's history

18-22 - they keep turning down all guys
23-26 - they are jitterying for the right guy to come but still think age is on their side
27-30- they spend most of their time attending social and religious events hoping to meet the 'right' man
31-35 - they spend all their spare time in religious houses praying for God's MIRACLE to happen
36-40- they start spending their hard earned money on men luring the man to marry them
40-50- they keep giving men the opportunity to own half of their estates if only they will marry them
51- above- they spend the rest of their life blaming themselves for their various mistakes.

Where the hell did U get such TRUE stats from.

New year.
New things.
New thread.
BTW, Super awesome thread.

Just chill, It will surely come back. It might be a technical glitch.

Those beggars have a RIGHT to stay wherever they choose. . . . . . . . . and their choice is EKO.

Younger or older, I go marry.
But [b]over-old[/b]babe gats to get serious owo.

nethacker:
who da hell will come out

Maybe, Yar'Adull.

platinumnk:
Thanks babe!! Im in love with it
Did you listen to the ringtone i made for u

Yeah sweets, I certainly did, like a thousand times.
It was short but beautiful.

just2nice:
Hmm.So, this thread has clocked 100 pages. It will soon be earmarked for shredding by Honsule or oga Seun himself as any thread above 100 pages on Nairaland are locked permanently. This thread, created on February 7, is one of the most updated thread on Nairaland. I will miss the insightful information and awesome downloads in this thread when it is shredded.So,Numaj and Semid, the onus of creating the next s60v3 thread lies on you guys when the time comes.
And a belated happy New Year to everyone!!!

Why would they shred it when Iv seen a thread on NL that has more than 776pages. See link below.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31554.0.html

. . . . . and who still uses Zain to browse when maltina is blazing for almost everyone in here.

slimes:
I [b]fee[/b]l he's the most active governor in Nigeria.

There's no need for feeling here, he actually is.

Good, all problems solved till date.

Why has Mr. Spambot decided to ban my client, I don't like this one bit.
Please Honsule, prevail on this matter 'cos Semid4lyfe is an esteemed client of mine.