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And you still get mouth take dey talk?
If na abroad, they would simply resign but you collect bribe and still have the effrontery to defend your stupid action?
Well, no doubt we are fantastically kwarrupt.

And you still get mouth take dey talk?
If na abroad, they would simply resign but you collect bribe and still have the effontry to defend your stupid action?
Well, no doubt we are fanstastically kwarrupt.

I laff in Chinese....were you truly of the APC?
You were only an opportunist who joined the party 24hours before their primaries because PDP denied you the ticket.
Only Nigeria Politicians vomit in the morning and eat their vomit for lunch in the afternoon.

Are you for real? you are PDP (male) claiming APC (female)

Are you for real? you are PDP (male) claiming APC (female)

iLegendd:
Now, it's your turn to suggest Nairaland wife materials to me.

Ewou....when will Nigerians understand that these politicians careless of their citizen rather but for their selfish and pecuniary gains at the expense of National Solidarity.

You had better declare now to avoid Tambawal from removing the seat off your azz.
Therefore, Aminu Tambawal, over to you: Are you with PDP or APC?

No wonder we share the same denominator (6ft plus) and think alike.
Don't bother yourself with the shortiez, they only have mouth to make up their heights. (Don't quote me o)

MissRaine69:
I am ....

No we are not
When you were crushing on RMD while am crushing on you
We were supposed to crush on ourselves

Twoclans:
At bolded WHAT I DO? I thought we are cool

That's why you are my crush even if you too dey form.
But I think the OP is right. I have discussed extensively with chronic adulterers who claimed that married women are easier to get if only you capitalized on their frustrations.
Also, they claim there are clean and free from diseases unlike the single one who are 'pit toilets' accepting ''every dick that pisses in their toilets''.
However, I think that nothing works until we work it out. Life is all about synergy same applies to relationships/marriages.

Twoclans:
We might all think the OP is crazy but truth be told a higher percentage of married women have extra marital affairs this days. And it's attributed to alot of factors :

1, Most of them are bread winners of the family so they find it easy to do and undo.
2 ,Alot of marriages become sexless after two years, meanwhile madam was used to having sex on a daily basis when she was younger. How do you think she will cope in a sexless marriage?

Over the weekend when I went to visit my uncle I overheard his wife complaining to her friend that she is sexually starved and that she feels like getting it outside This is a lady of 53 years .I just tip toed back to my room before hot water will be poured on me.

The OP might be plain crazy but it's the reality of the times. Maybe his write up is just a subtle confession. Deep down in his heart he knows he is swimming in dangerous waters.

Cool Dear....I go holler you unto later tinz

victorian:
thanks dear..

How are u? How's your day?

Kisses darl......you nailed it

victorian:
Well Op, just know he will keep cheating on you with whom he's banging raw with. He's not even using condoms, cos he's enjoying the pussyyy so well.
And pray the lady does not get pregnant in the early years of your marriage to him. Cause at times, postinor fails.
You've used your own hand to open the door of extra marital affairs, all by yourself.
So choose, either breakup with him or accept him like that, cos he won't change after marriage.
Your case reminds me of Toke. In this life, u can't eat your cake and have it back.

Easy said

XhosaNostra:
See you when you pay us a visit

See where?
You runaway avoiding me

XhosaNostra:
Lol, we'll see

Catch you in SA this summer
Then we would see the mystery behind the veil called Nostra only if you care?

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Careful what you wish for, it might come true.
Some of us don't just tangle, we do like a boa
I don't think you can handle it.

I reserve my comment. You are forming a hard nut to crack abi
It takes 2 to tangle and 1 to bungle.

XhosaNostra:
How so? You sound sweet enough, I'm sure there's a couple of people out there with a sweet tooth

I strongly doubt you because your heart is in need of affection while your head is saying, concentrate on your books but the truth has been told.
You will get burnt if you insist and not listen.
I tried similar stuff while in school, men, wasn't funny.
She was either all over me or was jealous at my slightest move/gist with any lady.
In fact, she was my monitor and timekeeper. I was like and she was like
In the end, we excused ourselves but the scar was a sorry tale.

Jamariwolff:
thanks. I'll keep this in mind

Well, your guess is as good as mine
But it seems it does not apply to me

XhosaNostra:
Lol, isn't that the way it should be?

We are on the same page.
Being a magnet or being hot simply means you are crazily attracted to men and men to you.

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. I'm not hot. Just a crazy people magnet.
I'm drawn to people who seem lonely or unpopular & I get to find out why everyone else is avoiding them

I just have few questions before my suggestions.
How often do you two have sex?
What kind of food does he eat regularly?
How relaxed is he before and during sex?
My take;
You have a role to play too.
Engage in pre-intimacy for a very long time and permit him to touch sensitive areas of your body that tickle you.
Don't rush him nor allow him to rush you.
Encourage him to do a little exercise especially in his abdomen to enable him to hold on as well as eating fruits too.
Lastly, encourage more than one round of sex by stimulating him after he cum for another round.
I SAY NO TO DRUGS, the consequences may be severe later in life.
I hope I try?

Vianna:
So I have this guy we've been dating for almost a year now. Rich, caring and good looking. But the problem is he doesn't last long before cum**ng meaning I'm not always satisfied. It takes a lady an average 20min of good sex to reach orgasm but for me its near impossible.

What drugs/ herbs can he take

Or what can he do to improve on this. Any tip he can also use during sex? Thanks a lot.

Why won't he when you are hot?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, sometimes you don't even have to be at their house, just be close enough, like next door!

One guy I was seated next to at a house party went absolutely bonkers on me. He was a neighbour of the family hosting the party. My crime? I talked to him! Somehow, in his mind, that made us a couple.
Anyway, long story short, a commotion broke out because we were leaving. At one point he was half-dragging me & half-carrying me to the house next door, his lair. They literally had to peel him off me.
Some guys are too unpredictable, don't even talk to them long enough to create the impression of interest in their minds. They will sweep you off your feet, literally.

Both share the blame.
I know of a young damsel while in school (year two) that vowed to me in confidence that she would have sex with one of our senior lecturers (married) because she finds him attractive. Guess what, she seduced him and forced her way to his bed. Who is to be blamed?

MissRaine69:
If a man is happy with what he has at home why look for stress?
Secondly there are girls who now make this a career choice in the hope that they will become the new wife. Women are equally to blame too.

Even if Fulani or herdsmen kill half of the Nigerian population, Bubu will not even sack one service chief let alone feel the pain simply because, he values cows more than humans because he sees cows slaughtered for meat everyday hence Humans do not matter.

I laff in Ikwere...
Wike, the Emperor of Rivers State.
He alone makes law, implement the law and interpret same with no functional state apparatus working outside him.
Everything about his govt is a sham.
He is not alone o, many govnors are not exempted from given us fake projects eg. Yahaya B.

@OP, maybe you have to clearly differentiate it, NYANSH= ikebe, curves/hips, fattie?
Which one?
I am luckie to have tasted from all regions but most Imo girls especially have all qualities of a beauty queen. ie- Height, good legs, shapes, atheltism, boobies and sometimes eloquence but na only their accent get comma.

True talk.
The power of nature.

Gerrard59:
As odd as it might sound to you, the vagina is one of the cleanest places in the female anatomy.

Utterances do not heat up the polity as action does.
PDP told us years back that they would rule for 60 yrs.
Is that not an unguided utterance?
Oshio is free to say what is convenient but the clamour is for the restructuring of this faulty structure 9ja is standing on.

Hmmmm....PDP- People Deceiving People since 1872
Like say you no like am dey pretend!

jenigurl:
Hmmmm

Common Jennygul, the fact that you had bitter experiences in the past do not permit you to dwell on them
Brace up gul, life has alot to offer you. There is someone out there praying/working hard to meet you
In fact, you are someone's dream come true.
For me, Always there for you.

jenigurl:
Some of us have done all this

And what did we get in return ? Heart break, being taken for granted , being physically abused , emotionally abused

Being called so many abusive words , being called average looking

Don't make me sad please

Does the punnany have NAFDAC number?
if yes, eat it and lick mouth but if not, OYO.

Hausa girls, it is a banger

lefulefu:
well i jus admire calabar girls for their round behinds.. Hmm hausa girls? I no too dey familiar with hausa girls.

The one wey dey before na Edo lekeleke

vRendoh:
The one wey dey there before Na Edo wetin?