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This is the problem when kids are allowed to own a phone and type shit. Someone made a post as copied, why derail the thread instead of making constructive comments or back off, you have decided to go so low in attacking one's personality and privacy. This is utterly irritating especially from supposed men who only what makes them men is the little thing dangling in their in-between.

My Dear, guyz joy don lost.
Men dey vex for matter unto money for hand, back na ground

victorian:
Cmon? Am no drama queen jor!

He didn't tell me, before taking me out that sex go follow come the B-Day surprise gifts nah.

Can't a guy just spend and remove eyes from sex towards the end of a treat?

Must it always end in sexxx?

I don find you tire
na only Canada i neva go find you
Where you go/dey?

sirBLUNT:
present sire!

Once had a GF in Uni. who a renowned celeb follow her like butter and bread.
She swore never to date him as she does not date nor even exchange numbers with celebs.
The celeb ended up being a good friend after trying to see if I could help.
For my mind, I say'' see mugu; maga wan mugu maga, e no fit possible na''
''Moi-moi wey I dey hussle another man wan just chop and go unto say you be celeb? NEVA!''

victorian:
Even if they rush him like Shawarma, can he just resist?

Must he fucvk every sexy lady coming his way?

It's not right.

God knows I can't marry or date a celeb.

hahaaaa....
Drama Queen
The guy enter one seat remaining.

victorian:
Honestly, it's just like that sometimes.

But most guys brain is zeroed on knacking!

I remembered an ex who celebrated my birthday at Sheraton. After all the wine, dinner, I was in high spirits, very happy, slightly tipsy. In a perfect good mood.
All my mind was, he will drop me at home and I will sleep peacefully with nice dreams
My dear, as he was driving down, he smiled and said will I spend the night in his place? Drink clear from my eyes, I looked at him. I wanted to get angry.. I said in my mind, Vicky calm down.. You should know that's typical of a guy after spending some money, but this night o, am not going to end up in his bed..
No matter what. I don't feel like it and he can't force me.

I controlled my anger and smiled back sweetly, saying darling am really not in the mood for sex.. Can u just drop me at home? Please don't ruin this wonderful night we've just had. Am really not in the mood. Don't worry later we will have enough boogie.. But tonight? Am not in the mood at all.. He sighed and said OK. As your lordship demands .. I blew him a kiss thanks dear..

He jejely dropped me at home with a scowl on his face.
I say Abeg, Na him sabi Jare. Must we Bleep?
Smhhh.

Got home, opened the gate, bade him bye, then my door and slept like a baby on my beautiful peaceful bed.

I am the Chairman of Left-hand Personalities Association of Africa, Nigerian Chapter.
Other left-handed personalities join us as we celebrate. Locations; contact me ASAP

Sometimes, it is not his fault.
These ladies no go let celebrities rest.
They want more than just your voice including your sim card inside them by all means

victorian:
Such a greedy man.

Upon 5wives with two extra lovers by the side.. He's still fucvking around .

Hmm...guys no go hear that one. We believe knacking alone makes a good sex whereas, ladies expect more of intimacy/romance and less of the waist pushups/knackingz

victorian:
She wasnt ready for sex that day. All she wanted was fun, good time and romance. No heavy-duty knacking. Her pussy was asleep .
I wonder why some guys can't understand such basic facts.. Every romance, kissing and fingering must not end in sex.
So relax!

Oshio Baba....you have impeached him out of the party. I think that one is enough
Any other impeachment is a counterfeit sequel to the fact that 2019 is just a stone away.

You are a political poet. In fact, your oxymoronic cynicism is a microscopic reflection of the macrocosm.
Good job

HungerBAD:
This is sad.

Let me tell a story about plantations here.

When blacks were taken as slaves from Africa. They were taken to sugar cane plantations in what would now be known as the Caribbean,and the others to Virginia in the US before they quickly spread around the U.S.

The slavery plantations are the more popular ones. But the less talked about ones, are the POLITICAL PLANTATIONS.

Political plantations operates when people just support any party or candidate, either for ethnic or religious reasons,or sometimes out of ignorance,even if the candidate is performing poorly.

These ones in Kano are still living in Political Plantations, operated and oiled by the Buhari political machine.

Kwara State has been in a Political Plantation since the State was created,and the plantation owners are the Saraki's.

Adedibu, at a time with his Amala Politics,had the key to the Oyo State plantation, until they were freed.

One day, those still living in the " SAI BUHARI" Plantation will be freed,and their chains broken.

Her Royal Cuteness,
We are the product of one and it would be a disservice to nature if we think otherwise.
Nothing is as beautiful as being in love with the right person and married to same.

Twoclans:
How are you so sure about the bolded

My Dear thanks o.....e don tay small i hear from you.
We go chat later just that work is stiff-necking in view of 2019 lol

victorian:
Paddy mi You are here!

Tell them as e dey hot!

In between For me? Marriage is the next best thing I could ever wish to have in my life. Being single for life is not a great idea or path to choose. Companionship and family is a deal breaker, anytime, anyday. Simply marry the right person and like u rightly typed, people should just lower their egos and make it work.




How's work today?

Every man needs a partner
Every woman needs a cover
Marriage is a beautiful thing
The problem is our ego.
When you are egocentric, being single is the best.

Well, you are entitled to your opinion.
More than half of your Judges in High court and supreme court were his student and have read his book on Constitutional Law.
He is an authority even if he speaks from his Ass.

comos:
Sagay is reading Nigerian Constitution upside down

Eh ya! A diary of a frustrated Nigerian youth.
There is still hope you hear.

franchasng:
Training the next set of innocent prey for Boko Haram to take down, I pity Nigerian youths; they inherited a destroyed nation while their mates from other nations enjoy in their homeland

To be born in Nigeria is a crime to humanity. A nation where survival is very difficult for an average citizen.

A nation where a child will struggle to eat daily, struggle to clothe properly, struggle to acquire education, struggle to graduate, struggle to find a job that won't even be enough to feed him or her twice a day

Struggle to find love, struggle to get married due to poverty and financial lack, struggle to find shelter, struggle to live healthy due to poor food and poor healthcare, struggle to start up a business after years of staying jobless due to no job, struggle to grow the business due to lack of basic infrastructures, loan scheme, and the ones who managed to secure a job struggle to maintain their job due to volatile economy and government policies that changes like clock hand.

A Nigerian worker struggles to keep his job or get promotion because he or she has to be corrupt, play office politics, have a strong Babalawo or man of God and must be praying and fasting everyday if he or she is not ready to do strong juju to wade off the stronger juju from his colleagues plotting to kill him spiritually. You get promoted your life becomes endangered. You dare not dream to become a governor, a senator or president of Nigeria if u are not ready to kill, bow to juju men, fortify your body with all sorts of charms and be ready to be wicked and corrupt, what a nation of vultures

A Nigerian struggles to buy a car, struggles to fuel the car due to yearly fuel scarcity, he/she struggles to maintain the car due to constant wear and tear resulting from dead road networks while government officials dash around in latest luxury cars and jets.

There is no other hell fire for Nigerians. Nigeria is the hell being talked about in the Bible. If you have lived in Nigeria, then u have been through hell and u have been a neighbor to satan, so fear no other hell

What do you expect when it involves a man (Tobi)?
Women can lose value in such matters.

Ewoooo
Femi Kuti song on my mind...
I sorry sorry ooo,
I sorry for Nigeria (continued singing)

On point my bro.
Only objective minds like you speak and I listen.
From Dino's kidnap to Gov. Ortom declaration drama to so-called Saraki's impeachment etc,
PDP has taken over Nollywood with great intrigues while some dance to their fooleries. SAD

Minjim:
Pdp and propaganda
Nass is on recess and Pdp called only his
senators to reconvene unknown to Apc senators.
But for the quick intervention of the Security
Operative that prevented them from conveying to
impeach Pmb .
Now , look at them wailing " democracy is at
risk."

Modified

The narrative above was my assumption of the occurrences that took place earlier today.
However flawed it may seem, what actually were the Pdp Senators (only) doing at the Nass when they ought to be on recess ?

They claimed there was a
Plot to impeach Bukola Saraki, so were APC
Senators allowed inside & PDP
locked out?


Be that as it may, thank God for the decisive action of the Acting President

I think it is high time we grow above the melodrama being played by our politicians for selfish and personal reasons.
Virtually the comments here from the supposed youth leaves a sour taste on the palate.
It is our destinies that are being toyed with on the altar of political brigandry while the grass (Nigerian youths) suffers.
Get it! PDP or APC had, have and will always fail us.
Our agitation is to put structures right for you and me to stand and serve our Nation and not the other way round.

Chai....only in Nigeria- Africa we can have such artifacts/fossils and yet toil with it recklessly.
This can be 'museumed' until experts come and give records of the artifacts else, guys go use am do firewood.

Hmmm...you will never appreciate Black women until you have tasted whites/Asian etc.
A Black woman is complete/full.
A Black woman sabi do the do
A Black woman is tolerant and patient
A Black woman is courteous and respectful.
Black is bold and beautiful.

Bros, from your tone, you already knowwhat to do.
My advice, do your mind but put in mind if someone bleeps your wife in future and you heard how would you feel?

youngemperor:
this is a true life story, in fact it is happening to me right now!

during my secondary school days, I had a girlfriend ( my first girlfriend). we were in love but the love was more from her side.

It got to a point that started feeling insecure maybe because i was good looking and intelligent hence girls will be after me.

when we left secondary school, she wanted us to do a blood covenant or take an oath using the holy.. i refused because we were still very young then ( i was 18 and she was 17).

because of my disagreement to what she suggested, we started talking less! we don't call or chat with each other. she letter got married and i gained admission into the university.

she is happily married and blessed with kids. it's over 5 years now, i have graduated from the university and serving now in one of the south -south states. ..

HERE IS MY PROBLEM!
one day i was travelling to lagos to see my uncle, i decided to stop by to see her for the first time in 5 years.. i met her in her provision shop. she was happy to see me, we talked and laughed. we talked about when we were dating ( i was feeling uncomfortable with the discussion because i know it's not gonna change anything) .. she blamed me for the break up.

i left her shop in the evening, when i got to my destination my nightmare started! she cant stop calling and texting.. telling me how much she loved and missed me, wishing that she never married her husband! she continued this for a long time ( two months) .... she wanted to visit me where i am serving. i told her that i stay with roommates. she suggested that we book a hotel room.

she said she want to make love to me ( we never had sex when we were dating) . she wants to get in bed with me by all means.. i tried all i could to convince her that i can't even make her commit adultery.

up to this moment, i don't have peace of mind. i have blacklisted about 6 of her phone numbers, but everyday she calls me with a different number.. i am tired of all these,


WHAT DO I DO?

I think you guys should wake up.
Aso Rock gathering can never be superior to grassroot gathering.
Go home and do your homework.

What a shame.
Only in Nigeria you can hear this nonsense yet some people would want to shift the goal post and target the striker.
Your Senatorial zone is one of the most impoverished in the whole of south-east but some gullibles would never see the reason to cast aspersion and suggest the right thing should be done.

kisses

XhosaNostra:
It's because you're unique

Nawa ooo...your illustration eh?
Comparing me with a unicorn or unimaize ?

XhosaNostra:
Place is swarming with sleazeballs & that is my opinion, which I'm entitled to

Anyway, it's rare to see sensible comments here, hence my comment. You're one of only a handful. A unicorn amongst donkeys

The last part is CORRECT!

Ah ah......this is not a gutter ooooo
We may differ in views that do not mean we should not be entitled to them
We have wonderful people here that I have met just like you

XhosaNostra:
That's the bottom line. The bolded part alone makes you "wooable"

What's a gem like yourself doing in this gutter?

Don't expect a lady to just sit and begin to woo you.
There are ways she could make advances such as her eyes contact/gestures, always smiling when you are around or laff at the slightest gestures you make or words you say.
Also, her frequent calls to you or trying to always be with or around you.
The list is endless.
What makes you a man is not to really take advantage as some people go say 'chop and go' but to make her feel very important and beautiful in and out.

....and you think his opposition/challenge is people oriented or personal driven?

ojmaroni247:
Honestly, if Saraki wasn't the Senate president. I wonder how Nigeria would have been, total dictatorship. I ain't talking just abt APC or PDP, imagine making polices without challenge or opposition, it will totally be a "yes sir govt". That one na military rule in democracy.