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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Tega: You Are Lucky I’m Married, If I Were Single, I’ll Do More... by puzzler: 9:23am On Sep 02, 2021
Dis woman life don Kallars Kollos
Christianity EtcRe: Moment T.B. Joshua's Corpse Arrived The Synagogue (Video) by puzzler: 5:40pm On Jul 08, 2021
Soldier go, soldier come.... Life is meaningless bro.. thread gently for no one lives forever.. good or bad...
PoliticsRe: DSS Recovers AK-47 Rifles, Bullets, Bloody Charms From Igboho's House by puzzler: 10:58pm On Jul 01, 2021
Youths .. this sh.t aren't funny any more. This animals are doing everything within the capacity of their shallow brains to keep us in this entrapment called Naija. We have to rise up to this devil's before things degenerate too badly.. This wickedness is becoming a reality, it's time to abandon ethnicsm, religion and our keyboards..
Self Determination is not a crime.
PropertiesRe: Building Collapses In Bariga, Lagos by puzzler: 5:09am On Jul 29, 2019
IT IS NOW U WILL SEE LASBCA RUNNING AROUND, ARRANGING PSEUDO FILES, CLAIMING THEY HAVE SEALED THE BUILDING B4.
NA ONLY BRIBE MONEY THEM SABI COLLECT.. I DON'T KNOW WHY A GOVT WILL CREATE AN AGENCY TO OFFICIALLY COLLECT BRIBE FROM PEOPLE.
Lagos State building control Bribe Collection Agency(LASBCA)
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Defeats Ambode With Over 800,000 Votes by puzzler: 2:55am On Oct 03, 2018
Yambee:
I no believe this result.

Ambode should be investigated for electoral malpractice,as I don't see how he could have gotten 72,901 Votes in Lagos State,unless you are telling me that Epe the tiny town,that is almost a village has that amount of humans there.
Your post is quite hilarious, but ur choice of words towards the Epe Township is not too good. You don’t have to do a disservice to an entire area because of just one person.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Crowd Of Youths March For Ambode’s Re-Election (Photo) by puzzler: 6:38am On Apr 01, 2018
computer0810:
he also employed over 5000 graduate into local govt across d state, am 1 of d beneficiary and I first saw d advert here on nairaland and I applied, nw we have started working
Really? We need more people to confirm that u aren’t a stooge. Cos it is crystal clear dat the Lagos State Local Government Employment was a SCAM for dis same purpose(campaign).
Besides, why publicised massive recruitment for LASTMA,Local Government & other scouting jobs ( y not better ministries & parastatals, dat one na silent and in-house things).. We need to wake up as youths,& stop celebrating mediocrity ; If d governor doesn’t recruit in those parastatals who will fill d void offices dat have promoted over d years..I comment my reserve
PoliticsRe: “we Give You Seven Days To Reverse 400% Land Use Tax” – NBA Threatens Ambode by puzzler: 4:58am On Mar 08, 2018
Incessant sackings, drastic survey plan increment, toll gate hike, devilish demolition of pples properties without adequate Compensation, Monetization of virtually all Agencies in Lagos, 2017 Local Government Job Scam .and now the awaited Land use increment amongst others #ENOUGHOFAMBODE2019.
Forum GamesRe: Is This Murder Or Suicide? by puzzler: 6:36pm On Jan 21, 2018
favourmic:
Actually my phone can't view the picture but i think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders. But if the neighbour refused to pay the rent, they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car. grin
I swear,u be detective.. Although u tried but d truth is DAT ..it is neither a suicide nor murder.. It is just a picture drawn by somebody.. Ordinary drawing lasanlasan in joor..
Christianity EtcRe: Reincarnation Proof: How To Remember Your Past Life The Easiest Way by puzzler: 9:44am On Oct 01, 2017
Aboru Aboye oo.. Baba I often have dreams peculier to being big, don't know what it actually amounts to.. 1.Often dream of my self leading a meeting where u have d likes of obafemi awolowo, oba sijuade of Ife, alaafin of oyo etc.. 2. Dreamt seeing my self being a king severally... Pls enlighten pls
FamilyRe: I Caught My Husband Chatting With A Lady On Facebook & WhatsApp & Confronted Him by puzzler: 4:44am On Aug 03, 2017
angelusbrut:
seriously, checking that phone is a no no to me. Am a woman but don't intend to die of heart attack caused by any man who will marry off any other lady as soon as u die.
Sister, look good and go down on your knees. it's the man's world..
u too get brain.. My kinda woman.. D one DAT can keep a home, not some freedom seekers.. Not like I support cheating or a slave master marriage/relationship...but a wise woman will give her man d captain role and just love him more.. I used to be very stubborn and naughty,thought I wld never marry cos I hate all dis freedom girls,but wen I met my woman.. She accepted me,gave a front role and gradually changed me with so much love and gentle words,now I call her Mummy. Cos she became my mum... Still av dat atom of naughtiness in me,but wen I remember Mummy & luv I go just behave mysef.. So op it is up to u to either make ur marriage work or be become a free bird who is not even sure of her next nest.. Peace
PropertiesRe: Building Plan Of A 2 Bedroom Block Of 4 Flats - Need Suggestions by puzzler: 7:17am On Jul 17, 2017
Cretaceous:
Hello Architects, Surveyors Builders and Engineers,

Good morning.

Kindly assist with reviewing the building plan attached to this post.

Dimension of the land: 37.6m (Length) x 9.25m (Width) - It's a long narrow half plot of land.

Kind critique these drawings and help me avoid any mistakes going forward.

Looking forward to your seeing your comments.
My brother pls try and also involve the services of a town planner so as know d relevant regulations guiding developments in ur area.. Cos already ur project can't be approved with inadequate airspaces and setbacks, over density,not all ur rooms ar cross ventilated..
My candid advise ! If its not approvable den dont build... If u must build den build right..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Had The Gucci Shoes Before Now - Bashir Ahmad by puzzler: 11:50pm On Jul 10, 2016
CACAWA:
[size=18pt]Even after becoming president..he didn't buy new shoes.

The more they want us to hate PMB, the more we love PMB.

PDP can never learn from their mistakes. [/size]
ON POINT
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Had The Gucci Shoes Before Now - Bashir Ahmad by puzzler: 11:48pm On Jul 10, 2016
BABA AS NEVER BIN SHOELESS..
BABA GAT SWAGS SINCE 1432.
deal wit dat haters
PoliticsRe: FG School Feeding Programme To Launch Today by puzzler: 9:26am On Jun 09, 2016
Some pple have forgotten dat dis was part of Baba ' s campaign promises... so I don't know Wat d fuss is now... If he doesn't do it, d bigots will still b ones complaining...
PropertiesRe: Lagos To Demolish Properties Under High Tension Lines by puzzler: 4:11pm On May 29, 2016
The most clueless commissioner of physical Planning...very insensitive and careless talk..
Where is my Tpl Toyin Ayinde ( former commissioner )
Car TalkRe: What To Do If Your Brakes Fail by puzzler: 9:30am On Jan 25, 2016
God forbid dat it happens but meanwhile make I save dis page for refferal incase it does happen....
CrimeRe: Is This A New Style Police Use To Get Money Now? by puzzler:
This is n
CrimeRe: Is This A New Style Police Use To Get Money Now? by puzzler: 6:00am On Oct 22, 2015
iamdotune:
I don't know what to call this, an art of implication or fraud.


My dad and I were coming back from office, we saw a police man that stopped us and pleaded to carry him to his check point, my dad being a kind man allowed him in and then told me to come and seat with him at the back seat so the official can seat in the front with the driver. We never got to any check point before the policeman said he's okay here that he should alight..

We dropped him, then we saw two bullets rolled down from underneath the front seat to my dads leg, we were not conscious, he was like what a pity this man forgot a bullet, we couldn't turn back and give the bullet back so he took it and threw it out from the window. We got to police checkpoint they stopped us, asked for some particulars, though our glass was tinted they asked for that too, the man checking the particulars insisted it was a stop and search we should come down, then I started thanking God that what if we never found the bullet..
This is not a cooked up story at all..
it happened to a senior colleague some yrs ago...in his case, the same policeman he carried resurfaced to join d search..
pls lets b more security conscious... be very careful of who we" help lift.."

They searched and searched and found nothing they made a signal and one guy went a feet ahead to make a call, came back annoyed then my dad knew what was going on, I'm pretty sure he never thought of the bullet then he said haven't you searched enough and then they let us go.. That was wen he said did they want to implicate me or what when i was thinking they forgot a bullet..

It's not a joking stuff o.. Please be security aware
PoliticsRe: The State Of Nigeria Under President Buhari by puzzler: 5:19am On Sep 14, 2015
Dis guy is a real gold digger...
so u have stylishly inserted Tonye into ur name..
kk.. everybody now knows ur name mr attention seeker.
but one thing I am very sure of is dat U WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT POLITICALLY IN NIGERIA. ..
PoliticsRe: Terror: Radio Biafra Director Threatens To Avenge Death Of 3 Members by puzzler: 8:09am On Sep 06, 2015
sdindan:
Bro. No vex
Where do shakua of bokoharam operate from?
bros.. I no vex, but I dont know any shakua of Bokoharam, maybe u should correct urself b4 I enlighten u.
PoliticsRe: Terror: Radio Biafra Director Threatens To Avenge Death Of 3 Members by puzzler: 9:33am On Sep 04, 2015
Nnamdi Abi wetin b ur name sef...why all d noise from outside naija. . If e sure for u, come back home and lead d war from d frontline instead of dis display of cowardice...
PoliticsRe: See Why Buharis Asset Declaration Is A Deception by puzzler: 8:12am On Sep 04, 2015
kehinde1588:
.cry cry cry wailers,its unfortunate Buhari will be your president till next 4 years.wailers will always wail
exactly. .. and tthey ar still finding it hard to believe dat pdp is dead and will never rule dis country again..
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Christians Not United? by puzzler: 10:08am On Aug 23, 2015
@ OP, dis ur moniker "EGUISI SOUP" is making me hungry now.. and dis woman no con dey house sef and mama amaka no dey open shop on sundays..

missKiffy:
I agree with you op, another one is look at muslims for instance, they can enter any mosque at anywhere to pray, but we Christians even if we move out of town we would still be looking for our very own "brand" of church to worship, per adventure they don't find their church in the new town, some will decide to stay at home, rather than go to another church, one christian would say I can never attend that church, another would say I would rather sit at home than attend that church and we all call ourselves Christians. Theres obviously division among us
Na only ORIGINAL dey get PHOTOCOPY na, hence, d reason for d plenty plenty denominations.
NYSCRe: Bride Abandons Wedding For NYSC Head Count Yesterday (photos) by puzzler: 7:26am On Aug 23, 2015
@ Op.. easy now..
does it look to u like we ar clueless or dat we had/have no shoes?
abeegi !!! We ar smarter
PoliticsRe: CANT STOP LAUGH: Caption This Funny Photo by puzzler: 4:05am On Aug 19, 2015
D occupant must never take FIJK flusher or any other jedi herbs, else..
Plus, dont b surprised, dat house might cost BILLIONS, especially if it was contracted by PDP.
PoliticsRe: Photo: 3 Months After Losing Power, PDP Wadata House Rots Away by puzzler: 3:22am On Aug 19, 2015
What a transformation...
from the
Peoples Democratic party to d PARTIALLY DEAD PARTY (PDP).
and now fast approaching;
d PERMANENTLY DEAD PARTY (PDP).

N.B: WAILERS need to learn d art of CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM to resuscitate d party.. in addition to purging and telling themselves d truth.. Then will have to wait for years..
EducationRe: OAU Students With Their Own Oro For The Late Ooni (Photo) by puzzler: 3:16am On Aug 13, 2015
cletussesese:
Some of dis boys their parent go dey Happy say dem get pikin for skool dem no knw say na ritualist dem dey waste their money on say na pikin.
LOL... funny guy..
Pikin na Pikin sha o..

Great Ife...
EducationRe: OAU Students With Their Own Oro For The Late Ooni (Photo) by puzzler: 2:57am On Aug 13, 2015
Oh my alma mata..
how much I miss u.
Miss d ever conscious and vigilant environment.
miss d ARO-ism
miss MOZ a lot
Miss dangerous and Risky Burger..
miss my men, Barry Blacky and Akinola Saburi a.k.a Malcom X
PropertiesRe: Military Officers Seize Onikoyi's Land At Banana Island (Pictures) by puzzler: 6:34am On Aug 07, 2015
@ Op. Ur story isnt entirely true.. i work with d ministry of physical Planning & urban developments (mpp&ud). And I cover banana island, v.I and ikoyi..
dere has bin a dispute over dat area( not situated in banana island precisely but off banana drive) similar to d issues banana island itself had right from d days of Adeleke . I visited d site last year in response to a petition written by one of d aggreived.. its a case of misinterpreted allocation by d federal government..
The area being in possession of d FG,allocated portions to some pple including d NA and off course the Onikoyis being the omoniles..
PoliticsRe: FG Won’t Tolerate Illegal Mining – Buhari by puzzler: 4:52am On Aug 06, 2015
gabazin080:
that's what kids say when they know they can't win an argument
Exactly! ! Dats what kids do.. dey argue( just like u). But matured minds deliberate over issues diplomatically.
Anyway
What u are doing is normal, its d usual egoistic fight back of humans (in ur case, ANIMALS).. I started by tagging u as a DUMB and later an INFANT, so do I expect u to clapp for me? No..

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