₦airaland Forum

y do Peeps quote d OP..lyk, dats dumb

obadiah777: hehe thanks bruv and trust me when.. i say the bolded will take place. you can bet your life on it. stick around. dont stray too far from NL within now and the end of obamas term in office ( about 150 weeks )

even christ said he did not knw whn d world wld end...hw wld a common nairalander knw

shizzle11: They went on holidays

typical

Johnnycife: sir let me tell you what is happening to you, your family is somehow connected to idols assk ur grandmum or ur mumsy. Be wearned the demonic spirit behind the idol would have appeared to you as an angel of light if you had stayed. It will tell you frighten things like you are the next to serve me.

exactly..d oP's late uncle may have had dealings wv d devil cos i dnt see reasons why spirits wld b visitin him unless he is in their territory or he has sumfin of theirs

quivah: Visiting!!!

na ur type dey visit families around 8:00aM when evrybody go dey busy nd food never ready

Ricovendetta: I love thick girls with BIG ASS, THIN WAIST ANT BROAD HIPS so if your lacking either friend-zone is the place for yo ass.

wat ever happnd to punctuation marks?

Osas001: It was ur subconscious that opened up 2 d spiritual realm.. Before u go 2 bed, sanctify urself, and ur room, n pray unto thy father saying, he shld reveal unto thee the secret or reason for those activities.. 2 every dream u have in life, whether u av smoked all the weed of this world, or be drunk n wen u woke up in d morning n u could recall what ur dream says, that's a message 4 me.. I will only advice u intensify ur prayer life n draw closer to God while u can, he cld av revealed to anyone else, bt he chose you by ur 1st dream which a girl took u 2 a idol place... Hmmm... Fear not 4 God has not given u d spirit of fear but of sound mind, love and power to have dominion..... Relax ur mind n be anxious 4 nothing, bt pray, n equip urself wit d word of God.. If your still confused, then discuss with a Pastor! Thanks!

I luv u jor

okpara ugo: chai Op, look no further. Nah the ghost be this. She bin come to chop your big ears...

hw u take sabi sef

saintfaculty: Lost Daddy to Diabetes On the 4th Day of May, 2013 @ 7:00am, Umudim, Nnewi, Anambra State, Nigeria.
May His soul Rest in Peace. Amen

may he rest in d bosom of our God...m frm nnewi too btw

my daughter celebrated her first birthday...born 12-11-12

oh...how i wish d door had failed to oPen

shey she can komole and gbesoke in vis dress??

gisele is 33? Btw...kini big deal

Odward: I hate girls with yam legs,stretch mark,illiteracy,coveteousness,hot tempered,lack of trust and lastly girls who are not bodily endowed. I hate girls with yam legs,stretch mark,illiteracy,coveteousness,hot tempered,lack of trust and lastly girls who are not bodily endowed.

olodo

a blazer and a nice top..with sKinny jeans and pumps..
ofcourse wiv a purse



posh and fab!!!

Elantracey: girl read well before u comment he's makin a point here n stop asking silly questions

gerrout jor..Itk

how e take conSIGN u?!

how e take conSING u?!

Dr2great: i agree wit u on the point that,they unconsciously touch their crotch..some consciously do it too..and i also discover that it is their clitoris they are touching down there! The clitoris is just at the top of the vulva.,just before the hole,that is,at the top of the mouth., white in colour.,very strong and rigid when it is erect.. and can only be seen wit the help of a microscope or wit the naked eyes when it is erect! NOW I WANT TO ASK! Why do they always caress their clitoris during romance or even sex? Is it because the clitoris is the sweatest part in the woman's body? Somebody said the clitoris is the female penis

clitoris is white?! actually,90% of women climax whn dere is clitoral stimulation during intercourse..soooo dazall

nips pointin cld b due to d fact dt shez cold or d fabric in d bra cup makes her nips sensitive..i fink d breathing becomes shorter nd faster and d eyes r glassy.
she talks slowly.
her hands cld go to her crotch unconsciously...
Lies

kulyie: o,so i see youre back from the jungle ,they've taught you how to communicate properly hun?

apparently the joke is on you,it is from you i will hear a nairalander is a land lady of nl where are the rooms for rent, 1m-becile and a retard

speaking about someone who is well travelled,it is obvious you mean 'inter-state trips' because any one that is widely travelled will be exposed (which you are bereft of ),will have a different perspective to life,will not be filled with obvious bitterness and bile,will not be moved by petty things

i guess sales at trade fair was good today,that is why you have time to come back to nl like a wounded lion to rant

people that are 10 times bigger
than you have tried what youre doing and they melted,its you a common lagos nonentity that is standing up feeling like someone who's got balls...... Its only kids,illiterates,unexposed,mannerless,irrelevant and worthless piece of thrash like you that get pained over trivialities.

If you have more time,you better go back to the slum and hustle,come back here and regurgitate crap,my phone will beep me that an insignificant entity trying so hard to rub shoulders with me has typed some thrash

throw more thrash na


i would have loved to ignore you but because of your low self esteem,insecurities,trying so hard to impress and height of disrespect,i will definetly put you in the bin where you belong

omo see epistle!!!

idnoble135: Can't you bear with us?
Besides, not all men do that.

yu all do jor

lynpetra: Modern rooms now come with bathroom plus toilet.I wud like to share with .my husband for ,one single reason

so he can help soap ur back na

idnoble135: Erm... We are talking bed room here.
And besides, are you in anyway proposing different bathrooms again?
We give upppp

yes..seperate baths o,men pee on d toilet seat and leave hair on the soap bar.

humblesteve: I agree with you,,,and you have got a nice look.

thanx man

oya errbody..upload ur profile pictures so it wldn't b a faceless forum