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Neldrizzy:
My dear, it is well... Jus give the man of God a kiss and you will have a wonderful night rest... And don't 4gt to bring ur seed tomorrow!!!! #goodnight

Shey you want a kiss..okay i will do it in the spiritual realm..i will just pray about it and the spirit would teleport the kiss to you..
about the seed..lets take one step at a time ni




Shey you've seen the kiss

Unibenstudent:
look for a self contain with parlour and kitchen and bathroom in 1 (self contained)..that's how to live like a big gal..although soup sweet but na money kill am

..yup..thats exactlt what i saw at ekosodin and its so damn cheap..its just 40+..plus its tiled and looks peaceful..i just fell in love with the hostel..its opposite lively hostel in ekosodin..dunno if you know there..its a bungalow

you know that we're actually derailing this thread right

Neldrizzy:
hehehehe Lord vineyard abi?? This girl were you wan put ur leg so,you nor go like am oo... The man of God also response to feelings oo

..network no wan gree free me woh..
pastor neldrizzy..feelings ke?..though you men of Jah only responded to spiritual feelings..
efedua i get your point
drizzytee.mwe will fight ni

well..pastor nel..pray for me woh cos me wanna go rest small before you guyz kill me with laugh here
good night woh..pray i dream of good stuffs and of me calculating the offertory and tithe..that prayer will surely come true
AMEN

Unibenstudent:
how much are u expecting to pay as rent?cos ekosodin is d cheapest amongst all off-campus zones

..Havn't actually got anything in mind..depends on my parents..and yeah..the price of the houses at ekosodin baffles me a lot..its sooo cheap

efedua:
lol,,, Phd in math applying for church offertory and tithe box,,,criminology? choi the church will become bankrupt

..It won't woh..i'll manage it effectively..i did some accounting too..i just want to work in the lords vineyard

Unibenstudent:
the time I did a hunt for ssq space I almost fainted whilst trekking on the lonely roads of ssq. No vacancy @ all,unless u know a proffesor who get ssq house or u no someone who is graduating and doesn't need the ssq space,,babe ssq is so hard to get.

Thats exactly what i heard..told my future roomie buh she was like her dad has got some connections..bla bla bla..if it doesn't work out..we'd just manage ekosodin despite the light ish..i've seen the house already..all i have to do is make a call wnd the person helping me over there would proceed witht the arrangements

Neldrizzy:
you don't need to submit application letter, jus see me in My lungu i mean My office

..Hmm..pastor neldrizzy..i'll come sha..hope you don't mind me coming with my body guards though ..
Don't listen to drizzy tee woh..usher ke?..me want to be in charge of the offertory and tithe boxes..i've got a phd in maths so i'm fit for the job

Unibenstudent:
ekosodin is bad for boys and good for girls,osasogie is too coostly / I pay 100k a year.bdpa I have neva stayed there,if u have enouigh cash take osasogie but u go trek tire

..Heard bdpa aint got security..i hate treking woh..ekosodin might be just right for me cos i know some stuffs about there owing to the fact that i spent a whole week there during the pume..buh ssq light ish kills me..i just lawv it

Neldrizzy:
scom!! why are you spoiling the name i av being building for years ?? Ehn?? Pls categorise the kind of bad boy you are talking about, don't let pple get it from the wrong side.. Am a cool, gentle, shy boy

..shoot..my bad ..
suley316 forget what i told you woh..neldrizzy is now a changed person..hes a pastor now
become very close friends with him woh so we'd both benefit from him when the time comes..drizzytee says it all

sir neldrizzy..i want to be in charge of the offertory box woh..when do i submit my application letter

Suley316:
lol I won't, I know neldrizzy is a badboy, I will not play with him again
#kidding

..LWKM..funny dude

Suley316:
me? I'm a very good boy woh

Hmm..sure??..lemme just believe you sha..buh stop following these bad boys woh..especially neldrizzy..they'll just spoil you

Neldrizzy:
hehehehe a lion must always retrace it steps back but honestly speaking, i don't do girls shiit no more am in seminary school now, i wnt to be a pastor ( you can check ma diary) am jus waiting for school to resume so that e go be me and you alone!! Na you they for My mind

I been dey joke when i talk say you no well the first time but now i don confirm say you no well true true..
neldrizzy you no go kill person..
na your type when dem dey carry cane pursue commot for seminary school
You no go even see me eye

Unibenstudent:
ssq is good but jsq is a mini ekosodin..ekosodin = jsq , I stay in osasogie while in school..the rent is not too bad..so what is ur final choice for off campus location?

..waiting for a feedback from my roomies dad..i love ssq cos the light and security situation there is superb..know nothing about jsq buh my roomie suggested it..ekosodin was cool when i stayed there buh the light situation isn't cool at all..and the stories are so damn crazy..if her search doesn't work out..i might just take the ekosodin ish..
howz osasogie

Suley316:
true... With people like you around, the transition will be smooth

..Such is life..

suley..don't join these bad guys woh

Neldrizzy:
yeah.. I'v been into alota stuffs lately... Hope you guys are good over here!

..We're just trying to keep the thread alive woh

nelson..whats this with a lebanese chick ni? ..thought you've given up your position as the minister of women affairs..hmm

drizzytee:
ure right honey, I've been snooping around and it's like u've been admittd to study law right?

..Yeah..law all the way..so sorry i didn't do the same..as in the snooping ish..so what course do you intend studying

Unibenstudent:
no P,so would u be staying in campus or off campus? But I would say in campus would be good for freshers

i don't really fancy staying in the hostel..saw a self-con at ekosodin buh i'm being adviced not to go there cos of the usual ekosodin squabbles..presently found a room-mate buh her dad has someone searching for a house in the jsq and ssq quarters
So its off-camp all the way..don't wanna stay far from my faculty though

Neldrizzy:
fine girl hwfar naa... Ur body jus de do you jigi-jigi... Longest time!

..drizzy you no well ..Jigi-jigi ke?..longest time sha..na you just leave us for here woh

Unibenstudent:
yea yea,,I dropped a quote then I was banned..anyway if they ban me unjustly,my God will ban them..so how do u like our new agriculture section.

..Its really cool..ion really know much about agriculture buh i love catfish die..

sorry for ending the call that way..i sorta dropped my phone..dunno how it slipped out of my hands

Suley316:
you are making me miss those times

..aww..thats normal sha..buh we just gats move on

Hehe..thanks dear @drizzytee..
i miss how this thread was too buh i'm certain that it'd come back to life when clearance starts cos peeps would be like
"who has done theirs?"
"how did you do this?"
"what did you do after this or that"
till then..we just have to huzzle as my oga neldrizzy advises..
nobody wants to hang in school woh

Suley316:
same here but we were asked to bring the original, no seperate those who paid from their counter-parts

..Sophisticated schools and their palava..back in my jnr sec sch days there was nothing like that..i misplaced my receipt the very day i was given..they'd sometimes use it as a gate pass buh its a private school ni and i know i paid so i can't be kept out..

Suley316:
lol I will constantly ask for the pink/blue/second/reservecopy slip, sha u are right

..nhat that way here..we paid with a bank draft so you just have to photocopy your receipts..i had 2 files..kept the original at home and took the photocopy to school cos we were asked for our receipts during exams and C.As

Suley316:
wow u tried, u really tried

I had to..believe me..you'd have done the same thing if you were in my shoes

Unibenstudent:
its like am been witch-hunted on this forum..if am a threat to them ,they should tell me plainly instead of resorting to a show of shame..anyway,,so I didn't get ur call though

..forget them jhor..sorry about that..ama call asap

Exactly what did unibenstudent do to warrant a ban eh ..MODS..whats this one la..oya which of the rules did he break..you guys should stop this thing you're doing woh

Unibenstudent:
pweetyz I was banned from education section ,anyway I don't know who I offended that ban me.

..jeez..for real ..GOSH..ion think the mods perform their actual duties anymore..which rule did you break now..wah did you do wrong sef..gosh..someone really needs to set these mods straight

Suley316:
wow , babe you are organized, but serzly that's wickedness, bringing your receipt from jss1 to ss3

..We were warned as soon as we stepped feet into the school woh..so i just gats avoid trouble..same goes to our school receipts..mine was ss1-ss3 sha cos during my js1 unity sec schools had no js1-js3..

Suley316:
lol haba pta clearance! That's wickedness

..PTA is easy woh..just have all your receipts intact from your day one in school and you're good to go..i never joked with my receipts so i just did the thing smoothly

Suley316:
I attended military(seems more like a disciplined private school), we did those clearance after neco, took us a month, looking for staffs to sign the form for me, I'm done with that now tho, will go collect once my shakara has withered... For now, chillin like a b ss

..Wow..same thing with mine..difference is..they don't let us do ours till after we get our waec results except you lie that you'd be travelling out..so that pretty much delayed us..i had to carry out my bursary and pta clearance diring the holz buh since there were no teachers,the rest remained on hold

Unibenstudent:
that's good,I have some good friends who are in faculty of law,maybe we will all bond

Jeez..are you God's sent or what..seems you'd make my adjusting to uniben an easy one..at least with your friends i'd be able to know a few things about law and em lecturers..we'd definitely bond..plus i've got naijaboiy too

so damn elated

Unibenstudent:
yea..manual clearance is hectic so u should be waking up early to stand on the cue

..Thanks for the cue..i'd definitely not have a p with it..i'm an early riser