Eyah, I'm sure if his entourage n escort were asked to listen to him, d whole hall will be filled to d brim. Its d UN summit anyways so no place for them n dey seek solace in shopping n flirting around leaving d president to do his work. BTW who cares weather d hall í§ empty, filled or scanty? The president doesn't give a DAMN

D headline just detonated two bombs in bauchi. #gbagaun# @OP I think its best to allow ur partner know άbϕΰ† ur status to avoid things more disastrous than d HIV in future

Hi doc, I can c you're really doing a good work here, weldone. A close sister in law needs answer to those questions as she confided in me. Is it normal to miss ur period for a whole month without bn pregnant cos she weren't intimate? Though d period is back n normal bt she's scared this might av effect in future cos she was molested years back as a small child.

What was her HORSEBAND's reaction?

I'm sure ur bro is also in love with ur mum. Sodomic family.

Ricky_Ross:

YOUR JUVENILE PROFESSIONALISM HAS SOLEMNLY CLOUDED YOUR INTELLECT. ONE DAY YOU WILL GET TIRED OF CONFUSING YOURSELF WITH WEIRD ALARMIST TALES BY
MOONLIGHT. EMPTY-HEADED MONOSYLLABIC BASSTARDDD

hmmmmm. I think you're doing more harm on nairaland dan d so called garri terrorist. Y̲̣̣̥ø̲̣ΰя choice of words are just too alarming. Easy man, easy. There's more to life dan practicing d use of newly learnt abusive n insultive words. Its not like their comment about d price of garri increasing really increase d price of garri in ur locality. Mods pls no ban me,

Ricky_Ross: Those garri rebels are fools, they are very lucky I am not the owner of Nairaland coz I know how to handle frustrated bastards.

Their endless garrrri comments are very irritating, very annoying, very dumb, inappropriate and irrelevant to the topics being discussed.

THEY MUST BE CASTRATED AND BANNED FOR LIFE. THE OWNER OF THE SITE SAYS HE DOES NOT WANT SUCH STUPID GARRRRI COMMENTS, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A PLATFORM TO DEBATE ABOUT THE PRIZE OF GARRRRI WHY NOT GO TO NATIONAL TVS OR RADIO STATIONS OR YOU GO TO OTHER ONLINE FORUMS THAT WILL PERMIT SUCH LAME DISCUSSIONS.

easy man. I don't think u should be dis hard on them. Who knws they might be d reason why some people are still visiting nairaland after a stressfilled day cos they're such a comic reliefs to dem. Though they constitute nuisance atimes bt if you're disturbed with their post, why not move ø̲̣̣̥ŋ .

I think she needs to find another reason for not goin to shop. If dis is true then she should start dressing responsibly to church. I'm sure miss world can't even say dis. As in ‎​Ђδω beautiful is she dat She thinks she's enof reason to distract people in church.

This man is high on pit latrine smell. Someone should tell him to stop taking hausa weed. I will vote GEJ ten times over in place of him

Mine is very expensive, d love we shared, passion understanding n ideas. Its can't just be exchange for money.

brown01: Omo, nothing like first 5 university all schools is putting on the same cap.
What we u said about Delsu ( Delta State University Abraka )

I think I'm interested in knowing ur own school.

While reading d posts, I was curious looking for MBJ n I swear I wasn't disappointed. Crush is a thing you can help d oda party to handle if its nt reciprocated. How often do u guys see n talk? Is she always visiting u alone? Did she knw there's somebody else in ur life? Why don't u follow MBJ's advice n c wat happens from dere. Remember, u don't av to say this things to her appearing over serious n wearing a long face cos she might feel embarrassed. Its и̣̣̣̥ϕ† advisable to also do this d basket mouth way cos she may think its one of ur jokes n not take it serious. Be calm n relaxed n give it d highest level of maturity. Study her mood also to knw ‎​Ђ☺ω best to tell her this. All d best

Chicken tastes good n turkey tastes nice. anyone anyday

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Me think d guy isn't getting ωђă† he actually wanted in d relationship. U may tell him to shed more light on d statement bt he may also try to make d explanation sounds nice cos he knws you aren't comfortable with what he said. but for me, d utterance is a step into breaking up

lacasa:


Lwkm..

Buhari dressed in Babanriga as an elder statesman

Ojukwu dressed like the spare parts salesman at ladipo mkt

lmfao. I tire ooo. Its like some people don't knw ωђă† it means to bow.

fluid26:

Dry.

And pls, don't derail the thread. Is it the *colour riot you're putting on dats making u misyarn?

this Ɣ☺ΰЯ post just won u the FOOL of d millenium award.

Dis one funny die. BTW seems like some people log on to nairaland to c if there are post dat will affect d price of garri or bread cuz I'm surprise at d way some people relate thread to them

Just like someone said, fuel subsidy is 2012 suprise, I just hope 500k note won't be 2013 surprise. Maybe he is trying to tell us he will start using his head by 2013.

@fluid 26 if u think I'm gonna continue bashing word with u, u got it all wrong. U knw why? You are just an attention seeking ethnic bigot. I think nl needs first class screening to prevent garbage brained individuals like you who sees nothing good about other people. Oh I just said I'm и̣̣̣̥ϕ† gonna bash words with u but I won't forgive myself if I fail to add this. YOU aЯ̩Ε̲̣ A MISERABLE LOW LIFE SLOWPOKE. #Iprayyourtypesgoesintoextinctionbecauseyouhavenothinggoodtooffer.

@ fluid 26 abi na water 419. ooh, u don vex, sorry ooo. If there's anyone derailing d thread here, its U̶̲̥̅̊. U̶̲̥̅̊ find it so easy to sit in front of a gigantic outdated desktop computer to reply every post cos you're so idle. Go get a life bro, last time I checked this was d joke section n everyone is free to post anything. Abegi make sure of dat ur akpu filled skull. I wonder if it will be useful anyway.

Sorry my bro, you aren't d only one. Me self don tire.

U knw he's an ibo man if he said 'Nna men, d oyel money is from my peopulu. Oga sir wetin Do ur gynarator, peterol don finish for am abi na oyel. O boy peeheshien don take light again ooo'@ OP LMFAO

I know aw u feel dear. they've shown n exhibit some level of respect n maturity by seeking for ur consent first. Eida u approve of it or not, they will still go ø̲̣̣̥ŋ with it n u will feel betrayed if u later find ø̲̣ΰ†. Why not sit ur sister down n talk to her about sex n intimacy. Let her know she's still young n has a long way to go. The relationship should rada be based on mutual love, respect n understanding of eachother as d relationship is having a very slim chance of leading anywhere.
Wish them Goodluck anyways.

Wearing d same cloth with my siblings on sallah, newyear n Xmas day n moving around d neighborhood