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CrimeRe: House Girl Poisons Family Food With Hypo In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by Pyhonist: 7:47pm On Aug 20, 2021
Those blaiming the couple for asking the girl to eat the food are mad.
PoliticsRe: Reps Fume As FG Borrows ₦5.62 Trillion To Fund 2022 Budget Deficit by Pyhonist: 6:48am On Aug 20, 2021
This same government that budgeted almost 700million for dogs. What an unprecedented level of corruption.

By the end of Buhari’s tenure, this country will service debt for the next fifty years if care is not taken.
Music/RadioRe: 'I Am Married To Michael Jackson’s Ghost, He Uses My Body' - Woman Says (photo) by Pyhonist(op): 2:13pm On Aug 19, 2021
Too much of holiday horror movies or actual demonic possession in play.
Music/Radio'I Am Married To Michael Jackson’s Ghost, He Uses My Body' - Woman Says (photo) by Pyhonist(op): 2:11pm On Aug 19, 2021
A woman has accused the ghost of late king of pop, Michael Jackson of using her body.

According to Kathleen Robers, Jackson uses her body to sing, dance, and eat cookies - but refuses to be physically intimate with her Kathleen Roberts says The King of Pop's spirit lives inside her and uses her body to dance and sing.

But the late Thriller icon appears more interested in cookies than nooky.

She claims every time she tries to be intimate with his ghost, Jacko makes her reach for the biscuits instead.

Kathleen - who also claims to be the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe - says she has been in a relationship with Michael for several years.

And though they never met when he was alive, she believes his ghost was attracted to her "childlike personality and small hands and feet".

Much to her disappointment, he won't take their romance to the next level.

She wrote in an online article: "He doesn’t like being touched back.

"He scares me with spider visions and dead corpse visions if I kiss him or try to initiate romance physically."

She said: "Michael stays in me all the time so he comes to the restroom with me and calls these special bonding moments 'toiletries'.

"He stays possessed in me (relaxed not channeling and just enjoying living through me and communicating with me as a husband).

"He talks to me a lot, which is not what I expected from the shy man I saw on TV all of those years I was a fan.

'UPS AND DOWNS'

Kathleen said "cruel haters" have smeared her as mentally ill, but she insists her story is 100 per cent genuine.

She added: "Michael has helped me deal with the stresses of online fame and how it compares to his fame.

"I feel special that he chose me for a wife (though not on paper) we treat our relationship as though we are married.

"We have our ups and downs but Michael, the truth is, I just can’t stop loving you."

Jackson died of a prescription drug overdose aged 50 in 2009.

He was married twice: to Lisa Marie Presley in 1994, and former nurse Debbie Rowe in 1996.

He reportedly had a fascination with Marilyn Monroe, with a painted fiberglass figure of her in his office at Neverland and a photo on his bedside table.

SportsRe: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by Pyhonist: 11:31pm On Jul 11, 2021
tianshie:
THANK YOU ITALYYYYYY!!!! I won $10,000!!!! WOW!

Never lose hope my people!!! Even when things are bad!!!!!!!
Seriously! Howhuh?

You play your bets in dollars, you be chairman o
SportsRe: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by Pyhonist: 11:17pm On Jul 11, 2021
Omo...I pitty black people wey go apply for UK visa in the next few months. Rejections go plenty. ���
SportsRe: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by Pyhonist: 11:11pm On Jul 11, 2021
Mustiboy:
Heavy wages keeper. The guy betrayed Milan, to be honest.

His wages is around 25million a year at PSG.

Milan begged him with 20m he refused
There is no betrayal here bro. He knows he worth and refused to be underpaid.
CrimeRe: Inside El Chapo’s Lair Complete With Hot Tub Tunnel He Used To Escape Cops(Pix) by Pyhonist: 8:30pm On Jul 10, 2021
haslaw:
You could be right but I personally feel the best thing is not to have any connection with such drug lords.
He is not right. Drug lords are usually power drunk and kill people at will. They don't reason with human feelings. Just looking at their girlfriends can send you to early grave, let alone making mistakes on drug deals.
CrimeRe: Inside El Chapo’s Lair Complete With Hot Tub Tunnel He Used To Escape Cops(Pix) by Pyhonist:
Sunnycliff:
Men like him is a colossus. I love him
Did you say you love him...that's great.

I will come back to 9ja use people like you for drug business. Failure to do my biddings, I put a gun on your mama's head, kill her and after that cut her breast for you eat raw.

if you refuse, I will kill your father, remove his pennies and add it to the dish for you.

You must eat this while your daughters and wife suck my dick.

Will you still love me?

El Chapo is that wicked.

Where is your sense?
TravelRe: The Beautiful Side of Aba City They Don't Talk About (See Pictures) by Pyhonist: 9:13pm On Jun 22, 2021
NaijaRoyalty:
Beautiful

Clean roads unlike the dirt's we see littered all over Lagos roads
Then what's stopping you and your flat skulls folks from getting the f*ck off Lagsidi.

It's miscreants like you that deface Lagos and here you are spewing rubbish from your smelly mouth.

Atoko wa ba Ile je...bullshit
TravelRe: Ogun: Dangote Truck Set Ablaze For Crushing Okada Rider, Passenger To Death by Pyhonist: 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
That is not Baby factory ritualism drug trafficking criminals road, it is under construction and dualization, Don't compare your backward godforsaken land with those places
Don't blame the flat headed citizen of a dot nation. His intelligence has been flattened with his skull.

He's mumu10
FoodRe: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by Pyhonist: 8:49pm On Jun 17, 2021
There is no need to argue on this thread...but as an African, if you don't believe in diabolical things or juju...mehn you're very very stupid.

Some food sellers may have gone diabolical to attract more customers, while some food vendors are just too good to ignore.

If you see a food vendor that knows how to use palm oil and locust beans to prepare perfect sauce for rice, even if she sells one spoon of her rice for N500, you will borrow money to buy her food if you're broke.

Point of it all, some are good and some are diabolical...if you like go and get your juju from hell, my taste bud determines which vendor I patronize.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap 4 Chinese Railway Workers In Ogun, Kill Policeman by Pyhonist: 10:13am On Jun 17, 2021
Asgard73:
Yoruba land will soon be Somalia
You know how asgard was virtually destroyed. East will be the reality depictions of the destroyed Asgard as your lame name implies.

Mumu10

Flat headed asgardian (dot nation) refugee. You should pray for us for we are your refuge.
PoliticsRe: "BAKASSI BOYS" Return To Awka, Anambra State (Video) by Pyhonist: 8:41pm On Jun 16, 2021
Lollllll!

Shock and shoot! As in are you guys for real?

10 herdmen with thier sophisticated weapons will eliminate all this noise makers in 10 minutes.

No be by noise.
FoodRe: Photos Of Monkeys Killed Today by Pyhonist: 5:30pm On Jun 16, 2021
zombieHUNTER:
undecided

Whoever did this will go in for it

The person is a Bloody idiot...

I will copy the United Nations wildlife conservation...
You will go in for this...
This forum have been promoting the annihilation of wildlife... A sane country should ban it and not Twitter...
Mumu3
PoliticsRe: 11 Killed In Benue Ailla And Adagbo Communal Clash, Herders Burn Down Houses by Pyhonist: 10:21am On Jun 15, 2021
Why are these people fighting themselves instead of uniting against thier common enemies who are fulani herdsmen.

Herdmens' magic is seriously getting hold of these benue people. If this killings continue at this pace, other tribes in the state would have been wiped out before 2023.
PoliticsRe: 13-Year-Old AK 47 Wielding Boy Arrested For Killing Two Bandits by Pyhonist: 12:14pm On Jun 13, 2021
This update seem stupid to me. Arrest the boy for being a bandit or for killing two bandits.
CelebritiesRe: Suspension Of Twitter In Nigeria: Banky W, Adesua Etomi, Tacha, M.I, Toolz React by Pyhonist: 9:13pm On Jun 04, 2021
TriCee:
Lol, all those celebrities that used their twitter platforms to support Buhari will also speak against the ban undecided. They never expererit, but we the sensible humans have always known what a dictator we have in Buhari. cheesy

If they try this nonsense with Instagram, na then you go see fight. Most Nigerian youths earn their living on social media.
Don't be silly...almost everybody on the forum actually preferred APC to PDP in 2015.

Stop trading blames and Just admit that we all f*cked up. No be only MI
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Obas In The North Reject Secession, Kick Against Ban On Open Grazing by Pyhonist: 12:29pm On Jun 04, 2021
Seriously!!! Yorubas obas in the north...who cr
Lowned these bunch of idiots kings of yorubas...liars.

The stupid kings can donate thier family lands in the West for grazing.

Fools!
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Now In Lagos: I Was Abducted On Long Bridge By Herdsmen - Driver by Pyhonist: 8:28pm On Jun 02, 2021
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Yorubas stop rejoicing because Bulhari experience during the civil war will get to every body.
and when it gets to us, you igbo folks will be hit twice because most of you reside here in yoruba land.

You only have two options, fight with us and we overcome together or fight against us and be used as sacrificial lambs.

F*cking ingrates taking refuge in our lands and yet wishing us evil...the evil you wish us will overtake you first.
CrimeRe: Amotekun Arrests Human Parts Dealer In Ibadan (Photo) by Pyhonist: 12:24pm On Jun 02, 2021
Definitely, this idiot would kill his family members, relatives and other who calls him family friend. He can also pretend to move closer to a family just know the maiden name of the mother, this makes it easier for him to victimize the children.

Stay alert and prayerful.
EducationRe: Nigerian Mum Pays N1.58k School Fees She Owed In 1969, Principal Writes Letter by Pyhonist: 11:43am On Jun 02, 2021
What virtue did she demonstrate, she's already pretented not to understand the time value of money by paying the same amount of money she was owing in 1969 in the year 2020.

Bullshit!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Archaeologists Unveil Solomon's Seal - Ancient Amulet Protecting From Evil (Pix) by Pyhonist: 11:02am On May 30, 2021
Righteousness2:
The GOD of Abramham, Isaac and Jacob! The Ancient of Days, is the One that Has Preserved and Protected Israel from time immemorial to Date.

Not any amulet or statue or toy.
Mumu...was it not the same God that inspired Solomon to make the amulet?

God does not come down to protect you, is either he sends Angels, Humans, Jinns or inspires to you to use objects or plants amongst other things.
GamingRe: Used Ps3 With 1tb Drive Loaded With Games For Sale now 50k by Pyhonist(op): 10:19pm On May 29, 2021
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] 40K.. Cash money..[/color]
Na 50k last...money cash!!!
PhonesRe: Huawei Y9 Prime 4gb 128gb At A Give Away Price Of 75k by Pyhonist(op): 10:18am On May 29, 2021
Ram 4gb

Rom 128gb

Just 9months old

First owner

Battery still perfect

Location is Lagos
PhonesRe: Huawei Y9 Prime 4gb 128gb At A Give Away Price Of 75k by Pyhonist(op): 10:18am On May 29, 2021
Pyhonist:
Ram 4gb

Rom 128gb

Just 9months old

First owner

Battery still perfect

Location is Lagos
080...224...99...254
GamingRe: Used Ps3 With 1tb Drive Loaded With Games For Sale now 50k by Pyhonist(op): 6:15pm On May 28, 2021
Still available and affordable.

Buy the ps3 with 1tb hard drive loaded with games.
GamingRe: Used Ps3 With 1tb Drive Loaded With Games For Sale now 50k by Pyhonist(op): 6:15pm On May 28, 2021
Pyhonist:
Still available and affordable.

Buy the ps3 with 1tb hard drive loaded with games.
Still available and affordable.

Buy the ps3 with 1tb hard drive loaded with games.
ComputersRe: 15 Inch Macbook Pro With Keyboard Light At A Give Away Price of 90k by Pyhonist(op): 6:13pm On May 28, 2021
Don't blow your chance to own a MacBook Pro
AutosRe: Foreign Used Lexus GS350 N3.2M by Pyhonist(op): 6:09pm On May 28, 2021
Clean and neatly used Luxus GS350

Year: 2009

Mileage : 97000

Condition: Perfect

Colour: as seen

Price: N3.2M N3.2M

Location: Lagos.

Only for serious buyers
PhonesRe: Huawei Y9 Prime 4gb 128gb At A Give Away Price Of 75k by Pyhonist(op): 5:04pm On May 28, 2021
Ram 4gb

Rom 128gb

Just 9months old

First owner

Battery still perfect

Location is Lagos
PhonesRe: Huawei Y9 Prime 4gb 128gb At A Give Away Price Of 75k by Pyhonist(op): 5:04pm On May 28, 2021
Dbest247:
Interested and a serious buyer no contact DM me details sir. Thanks
Still available

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