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Politics / Re: ICPC Recovers 301 Houses From Two Civil Servants In Abuja by Pyhonist: 12:26pm On Oct 29, 2021
Omo...301 houses from just 2 individuals.

Omo awon eleyi yawere gan o. Selfishness at its peak. Mo fo o
Family / Re: Spanish Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnap, Uses Ransom Money From Husband To Play Bingo by Pyhonist: 3:50pm On Oct 26, 2021
hahn:
Did she win the bingo? undecided

Very important question...If she wins a jackpot, then her sin is forgiven
Politics / Re: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by Pyhonist: 8:52am On Oct 25, 2021
Octopusssy:

You are an idiot and I pray misfortune befalls you and your loved ones so that you will know that it isn't everything you use to catch cruise on the internet. Wasted sperm that should have been flushed out. Satanic thing

That guy is not just an 1mbecile, he also extremely idiotic.

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Religion / Re: Oshoffa In The Sky: Celestial Church Members Claim To See Their Founder (Video) by Pyhonist: 8:44am On Oct 25, 2021
Why are Africans so lame especially the women...fvcking disappointed.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Rangers ‘Looking To Strike Deal’ With Nigerian FA Over Nigerian Trio by Pyhonist: 8:11am On Oct 25, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
And you think Africa fixes AFCON on Januarys because we are senseless?

Do you even live in this CONTINENT?

Why compare other continents to Africa?

This people you are talking about..

Fixes their Competitions in June..

BECAUSE it is SUMMER..

THEIR BEST CLIMATE PERIOD..

AND you want Africa to do the same..

When JUNE..

THE HEART OF THE RAINY SEASON IN AFRICA..

IS the WORST TIME..

TO host a COMPETITION IN AFRICA?

WELL PLAYED.. undecided

That guy is daft abeg...why waisting your time to explain something my 10years years old son understands to him. They are always quick to criticize Africa, they are bunch europian slaves.

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Politics / Re: Declare Bandits Terrorists - 36 State Speakers Tell Buhari by Pyhonist: 3:16pm On Oct 24, 2021
Why the fvck does buhari needs so much noise to proscribe all bandits as terrorist. Ipob did not even raise a finger before it was proscribed a terrorist organization.

The bandits are truly acting a script and the president is the head of the script writers.
Health / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Working From 20th Floor Of Trump Towers (Pictures) by Pyhonist: 3:08pm On Oct 24, 2021
Mehn! Church business is getting lucrative by the day. Thanks to all the mumu ajo contributors worldwide.
Politics / Re: Bamise and Elizabeth Ajetunmobi: Antigua And Barbuda PM Orders Their Arrest by Pyhonist: 5:22am On Oct 22, 2021
This is just a divergent.... They are not going to that county.

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Politics / Re: Arise TV Crew Covering The #endsars Protest Memorial Harassed By Police Official by Pyhonist: 7:02pm On Oct 20, 2021
Wtf! This police are really pushing us hard and we are very close to the walls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBWx4c_faFc
Politics / Re: Arise TV Crew Covering The #endsars Protest Memorial Harassed By Police Official by Pyhonist: 6:38pm On Oct 20, 2021
Nbotee:
They will still com out and deny it while useless zonbs will echo it

Imagine the shameless officer rough handling a lady because of a drone coverage...nigerian police is full tugs...

#EndPoliceBrutality
#EndPoliceStupidity
#WeWantStatePolicing
Politics / Arise TV Crew Covering The #endsars Protest Memorial Harassed By Police Official by Pyhonist: 6:25pm On Oct 20, 2021
A video has surfaced online showing the moment an Arise Tv crew covering the #EndSARS protest memorial at Lekki Toll Gate was harassed by police officials who also attempted to seize their drone.

A video which showed moment police officers harassed Arise TV crew covering the #EndSARS protest memorial at Lekki Toll Gate and also tried to seize their drone, has been shared online.

The drone which the police officers tried seizing, was reportedly recording the protest in real time at the venue.

British-born Arise TV journalist, Adefemi Akinsanya has been identified as the one speaking in the background, and a police officer was heard threatening to arrest her as he tried taking away her crew member as they insisted they were not doing anything unlawful.

https://www.instagram.com/_u/arisenewsofficial/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=637cbe9f-fb45-443c-afdb-3a9a00c7f1a2

Politics / EndSARSMemorial Protest: Nigerian Police Have Started Harassing Protesters by Pyhonist: 10:52am On Oct 20, 2021
Religion / Re: Ghanaian Pastor Caught Sleeping With Married Woman On Church Altar (Photos) by Pyhonist: 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2021
RoyalBlu:
Behold the 'swinging' *pastor*


Shame on him and his likes who desecrate the house of God.

Shame on the foolish woman too!!!


No fear again shocked.

Where is house of God..did God tell you all the nonsense churches y'all attend are his houses.

Wake up

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Crime / Re: Lady Shoots Man Dead For Refusing To Kiss Her In US (Photo) by Pyhonist: 5:20pm On Oct 18, 2021
shogsman:
Lmao,this might just be the weirdest shit I've seen this month,I fvcking knew she was going to be a Latino,them Latina girls are insane

The weirdest shit so far this year
Religion / Re: Which Is More Potent? Fasting Or Midnight Prayers? by Pyhonist: 10:59am On Oct 17, 2021
Fasting without prayer is like a hunger strike...but midnight prayer is good enough without fasting.

So, I go with midnight prayer
Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Insists Mohammed Salah Is Better Than Ronaldo & Messi by Pyhonist: 7:12am On Oct 17, 2021
Competence5050:
C Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro ororo any day any time is world best, #oleout...

Why are people blaming Ole for CR7s poor performance on the pitch. If a player is in form like Mo, whatever the coach throws at him, he will be creative with.

Let Ole leaves United for Liverpool, Mo will still perform.

However, Mercy and CR7 are undisputable legends while Mo is also a legend in the making.

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Politics / Re: Osaki Diri Electrocuted While Answering Call With His Charging Phone (Pictures) by Pyhonist: 11:21pm On Oct 15, 2021
Northernblood:
village people in action. How can tiny Phone charger kill a full grown man? Something else killed that man jhor if u investigate properly.

Scientists in the house, help and explain biko. If it can happen during call, it can also happen during Browsing which most of us do.

Way before the call came in, the charger must have been faulty and showing some signs like the touch screen not responding properly while the phone is being charged, but because it was still charging his phone, he ignored the fault.

The transformer could have developed a partial fault due to high volatge.

Also diodes that changes AC voltage to DC was also malfunctioning.

With this two components malfunctioning, its either the charger kills your phone and if you're unlucky, it kills you.

Don't use your phone while its charging especially with direct electricity.

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Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by Pyhonist: 4:05pm On Oct 15, 2021
Savedday:
9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

grin grin grin where the mosdii guy go sef...I haven't seen him comment in a while
Nairaland / General / Re: See Black Snake My Brother Killed Today by Pyhonist: 12:17am On Oct 10, 2021
The snake is black mamba, Africa's most venomous snake.

Once beaten by a mamba, if you don't use anti venom within 60sec, you're dead.

Good kill
Education / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Builds A School In Ogun & It's Tuition-Free (Pictures) by Pyhonist: 9:00am On Oct 09, 2021
kinzation:
School fee go still use scope enter laslas

If Christ Embassy tells you its free then its free till Jesus comes.

This is not just pastor Chris project it belongs to the entire congregations worldwide

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Business / Re: Has My Access Bank Account Been Hacked? by Pyhonist: 10:47pm On Oct 04, 2021
jotfas:
11,000

If your balnace is now -15k, then you're looking at 26k debit....chai pele o
Business / Re: Has My Access Bank Account Been Hacked? by Pyhonist: 10:44pm On Oct 04, 2021
Eriokanmi:
He may have registered his card on Netflix and chose automatic monthly billing option

Its a debit card so the transaction shouldn't fly irrespective of the payment options.
Business / Re: Has My Access Bank Account Been Hacked? by Pyhonist: 10:41pm On Oct 04, 2021
grin grin grin
muller101:
You no hear wetin happen to access bank?
Religion / Re: Ever Had A Close Shave With Death? by Pyhonist: 10:52am On Oct 03, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
During when I was in the world. 2013 June/July... 6months old something almost took my life

So are you now in heaven?.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Brother Caught A Chimpanzee Today (Photos) by Pyhonist: 7:38am On Sep 30, 2021
Visocrate:

Your mumu dey shame me simple expression to make you see reasons why the chimp should be released without any harm you turn am to fight anyway I no blame you common sense no dey common.

Arindiot, I never asked him not to release the chimp but threatening the guy with the govt filled with senseless people like you confirmed your stupidity.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Brother Caught A Chimpanzee Today (Photos) by Pyhonist: 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2021
Visocrate:
This is a social animal with wife and kid and caters for the young and here you are saying you caught a chimp, to avoid being arrested take it back and free it let it reunite with its family, this is already online and I am very sure the govt will come for you, now is not like before where people do things ignorantly and go Scot free. You want carry your hand buy wahala abi problem

Who be this mumu, do I have to remind you that this is Nigeria…your government has not gone for killer of fellow men let alone a chimp.

Your are a sophisticated Mumu

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Family / Re: Before DNA, Consider The Emotional Health Of Your Wife And Child, Lady Cried Out by Pyhonist: 8:50am On Sep 29, 2021
Akinbahm:
She’s damn right.

Paternity tests are fake!

Cases of paternity fraud are as a result of baby switching in clinics, hospitals and maternity homes. Nurses and midwives do make a whole lot of mistakes during after maternal delivery, hence, the suppose cases of paternity fraud which women are wrongly accused of.

These women are innocent, why cause them pains?


caveAdullam

Women are very weak vessel, always be there for them in their thin and thick time nobody is perfect.

Even if the child is not yours so far she gives it to you shows she loves and upgraded you to a Father position so, cater for the child and don’t run away from your responsibilities as a man..

You sound like a gay…you really need a brain reset.

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Family / Re: Before DNA, Consider The Emotional Health Of Your Wife And Child, Lady Cried Out by Pyhonist: 8:39am On Sep 29, 2021
Romanoff:
I am totally in support of getting DNA test but as you are giving a blood sample, abeg, carry your wife own go too.

Cause with the recent scam of. "Cryptic Pregnancy" in Nigeria, a lot of couples have fallen victim, especially those looking for fruit of the womb.

These yeye so called clinics will tell you that you're pregnant but scan and blood test can't detect it cause it is hiding, that it is only their equipment that can see it and you must only come to their clinic for ante natal.

You will be pumped with hormonal injections that will mimic pregnancy symptoms, as months pass, they will inject you with what will make your stomach protrude.

Obviously, it is not free.

If you've made full payment, after 9 months or 10months, of the announcement of the so called pregnancy, they will tell you it's via CS you will deliver. Again, you'd be put to sleep and given a superficial cut on your stomach and stitched back so it will look like you had a Cesarean, they will then present a baby to you (bought from a baby making factory from the money you paid to them"wink

They will tell you that you can't breastfeed cause of the drugs you've been taking, so the baby will have to be on formula.

If it takes you two years to complete payment, they won't "deliver" you o. They will tell you the baby would have to wait. When you've balanced up, even if na one year after, they will cut you open and present a baby to you.

Some women know it's a lie but desperation makes them play along, some don't even know it's a scam.

Their centres are common in Imo, PortHarcourt and Lagos.


Meaning if the DNA result does not cohere with the wife’s blood too, it’s either the child is from a baby factory or exchanged at birth.

This is more than a case of infidelities….men should reason properly when presented with a negative result o…strong matter!
Science/Technology / Re: Mystery As Hundreds Of Dead Ravens Fall Out Of The Sky In Russia ( Pics, Video) by Pyhonist: 5:22pm On Sep 28, 2021
I'm no pastor or a religious person. But I know that this means bad luck for Russia especially that village...

They need to pray to their creator to help them minimize the imminent disaster.

Its unavoidable.
Science/Technology / Re: Mystery As Hundreds Of Dead Ravens Fall Out Of The Sky In Russia ( Pics, Video) by Pyhonist: 5:16pm On Sep 28, 2021
Adarich:
When the pilgrims were provided with birds, they rejoiced. But this generation is provided their own, na lab they carry them do.

Pilgrims were provided with live birds not dead ones. Get your fact right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (0 - 1) On 25th September 2021 by Pyhonist: 2:41pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ftryy33:
H cool

Fraudsters….go make your family millionaires first…

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Agriculture / Re: Nigeria’s Agric Export Surges To Highest On Record, Here Are The Top Items by Pyhonist: 7:40am On Sep 24, 2021
Yet the value of naira keeps depleting on a daily basis…..fvcking liars

Believe this shit and remain stupid…

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