₦airaland Forum

Many thanks to God Almighty

I was hit by a car I tumbled to the side of the road and yet walked home on my two legs with minor bruises

Real face off with a demon in limbo and was triumphant

Ignorantly ate to much marujuana, I lost consciousness but by friends thought I was sleeping not knowing that I have been to hell prison and back. Saved by Angel.

If you a human and you don’t believe in God or spiritual being, thinking death is the end of your existence, it’s a pity for your sorry ass.

Vikkoh:
Meanwhile, don't listen to the Righteousness guy.
Him go start to dey explain how your story is a sign of end time .

F*cking greedy hole, you took five dicks within a short time Smelly bitch

Your future husband is scammed in advance.

A wiseman for nairaland said and I quote “Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind”

anonymous1759:

Some people will start crying now but when Nigeria receives aid from the likes of USA and Uk you don’t hear them wail . This is no issue . The only issue I’ve is that The FG should step up security things are really bad .

Oh ok can US government be daft enough to give Nigeria N1.4b to buy luxurious land cruisers to fight insecurity. US government will not lie without sense.

This is lame. I mean this government cannot even use common sense to give us a logical lie.

Please VOTE OUT these APC administration they are too daft and lame to rule this country.

Splitmind:
Fool why celebrate being in a foreign land away from your country Nigeria? Those celebrations will turn to tears soon Isha-Allah.

Why are you idiot bent on spoiling the name of God…you are a lunatic and your curse is with you forever for giving Allah such a bad image.

Cypress042:
She was really caught in the web of pain

You no see as express the “just keep quiet” vawulently…take it easy bro the pain you cause the gal too much

I can see some lame comments on what value this skeleton is to the potential buyer. Well listen to that documentary again. I bet you that anybody that buys that rare skeleton for $6m might end up making $200m from it within the next 10 years.

Omo…my snake meat is not negotiable

Antoeni:
A friend who hails from Ogbomoso called to inform me that he mistakenly drove on BRT Lane and wás arrested. He paid N70k to have his vehicle released.

Another Lagos driver who mentioned the name of his district in Lagos carried me, committed the same offense and was asked to pay N5000.

Double standards.

This is the nonsense Tinubu created to inflict pain and disaster on hapless Nigerians who do not hail from Lagos.

May God comfort the family of the deceased and help us to choose the right leaders

I thought Lagos is no man’s land. Why your friend no mention his district…if na me. I no go pay 1 naira. We lagosians own the land.

Opoki:
Omo, if gossebump no catch you after watching this video then you no get conscience.

No be only goosebumps na goosepimples

nijaomegacode:
May more of you pass away untimely inshallah.

Please brotherly sofrin de amplify the vawulence

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Another Atikulated thief spotted…don’t fall it he’s an illiterate claiming travel agent.

Mandate2023:
What is funny in where am voting.....where ever u like u stand, that's ur problem not mine....if u want a better Nigeria and want d south to take power Tinubu is d candidate, dis is reality and not all dis mushrooms tribalistic party's like NNPC, AAC etc.

The only 2 party is APC and PDP, others will be looking for where d votes of all dis online miscreants disappear to on election day

abeg take easy on the obidients ones this is three much for them to bare

kenzysmith:
Ode this tout. APC and tout na 5 and 6 . person don run mad una dey hail am dey call am celebrity. He fans get PVC ?

You will be surprised that while you’re on the queue to get your PVC, INEC will go to different garages to distribute to the touts.

The real electorates of this country are the illiterates not the educated that will japa at a sound of a broken bottle, guns or cutlers.

Rayzesty02:
What a wicked....fleeting world�
Prince Emma Buchi is actually my cousin (2 poles apart).
A nice, empathetic, bold, hard-working and ambitious young man. He was full of ideas and full of smiles.
We hung out together and had loads of fun 12&13th of January after our Ekpe Festival, and briefly spent time together just less than 2 weeks ago after his movie-set in PH.
How he had to be killed beats me.....I have no words�‍♂️�

Double RIP to the deceased. When he hired a meat seller as PA what was your advice to him?

Rayzesty02:
What a wicked....fleeting world�
Prince Emma Buchi is actually my cousin (2 poles apart).
A nice, empathetic, bold, hard-working and ambitious young man. He was full of ideas and full of smiles.
We hung out together and had loads of fun 12&13th of January after our Ekpe Festival, and briefly spent time together just less than 2 weeks ago after his movie-set in PH.
How he had to be killed beats me.....I have no words�‍♂️�

When he hired a meat seller as PA what was your advice to him?

All these scenarios na wash/scripts. This guys no dey any prison

This is a very bad news….RIP young couple it well with your souls

If the great Rkelly can be subjected to the Law….who da f is Ekweremadu in the territory of normal human beings. So you can complete sentence…Nigerians ain’t …..

This is great….keep up the good work sir

VoteTinubu2023:
It still won't make any difference. These same people organising and attending these rallies were clearly Pro PDP elements in the past and that didn't even give them a single senatorial seat in Lagos.

Lagos will be won comfortably by APC. Any other permutation will be insanity.

Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

Vote APC in 2023 Presidential elections

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

F**king Slave…you don’t think you need more God’s blessing than your so called BAT � ….GOD BLESS ME and I shall bless Nigerians.

Transcriber:
if it was an Igbo song I'm sure you won't say this

How can Igbo song go this far…it’s hereditary and special blessing from God to yorubas for their songs and rhythms to trend. Take it or leave it. Fella is a perfect example . In fact check out the Kiss from A Rose legend, is a Yoruba man. Seal is also a perfect example. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_(musician)

At last. The long awaited fp food is here again.

Mouth intel…where is the footage??

tillaman:
Naso UAE matter take be na, you serve one madam with your kpekus once you are done paying your madam you can start recruiting to be a madam so your rotten kpekus can rest after it has been destroyed by Pakistani and Punjab dagger dickks and the cycle continues

���� this guy is a bad guy

The VP must be from the north while most governors from the west are most likely to get ministerial positions.

Kenneth4u205:
I know there's power because I came from occult background before becoming a Christian. But it's funny summoning demons to fight for God

Mumu did God tell you that the fight is His…the God I know will not allow misfortune befall those who truly believe in him. So let them summon the Ogun for the fight…there is nothing in existence that came into being without God Almighty. Most Christians are blind.

Olorun! U na no no as e dey go at all…Yorubas be una fathers in everything….Gba beh! no too much story as una eyes don dey clear already

Nice one Bro…please drop a link I’m also interested.

flemsy15:
Stealing is BAD

but,


Jungle justice is WORSE

Note the difference between stealing and armed robbery….nobody holy when it comes to stealing but armed robbery and killing….Haba!

Igbofam:
Putin bots and Sense are like Oil and water they do not mix.

You do realize that a General is not a Colonel right?

The OP talks about 40 colonels and you are talking about 40 Generals are you drowning in Vodka or did you drop your brain behind you and step on it?

Even the OP (if you had read it with your full brain) clearly mentioned 39TH AND 40TH COLONELS yet you could not understand what you read

Chai illiterate extraodinaire

I just tire for the guy alarming stupidity

Aboba ku japa