₦airaland Forum

Jenny1010:
I dont know who pual pogba is , but that guy must be good

Am gooder..lol

I don met gals for airplane sef and na so so shakara dem just dey display now see how Bus ride dey cause plenty blessings. No more airplanes again na Bus i go dey patronise henceforth.. ahh! Guys that was just my dream for sleep mood last night o. Infact, i've never being on any airplane jare

mikolo80:
when handshake pass elbow na wrestling be be dat

Why must you poke the bear

If somebody doesn't like your religion or you don't like there's why agitate them

Like our mumu neighbours using loudspeaker to disturb in my two neighbourhoods disturbing sleep and in school also

Would Christians like it if prostitutes started selling market in church premises
Won't fight happen, tell the truth

So why disturb other ppl peace
Is that how to evangelise
Is it by force
Can't you dust your sandals the way Jesus instructed
Why disturbing with loudspeaker

If you so hate loudspeakers use in Preaching, should it not be that you as well will be in support of all loudspeakers erected on mosque buildings to be brought down so no one muslim will lost his life for public disturbance? What is good for the goose is good for the gandar as well with no bias.

When you sight some one hating over any region of this country and its people, just dig deeper you'll see that he or she has a hidden venomous agenda only striking from afar with out a good knowledge of the people, their cultures or religion. Taking a final judgment from rumours which our local Journalist are very good at, sitting in their offices, busy lying about events hundreds of kilometers away. I've live in the north all my life and most confess the Hausa man is frndly and will sympathise with you in your time of sorrow with out considering your tribe or religiouss affiliation. And many will agree with me, in the north when buying a land to build on, it is easyer as well.

Chaii make i go look for my IRON PANT and wear to protect my big precious Joystick. Una know say no spare part sold in the market. Before i end up in the OTHER ROOM WITH THEM UNCLE BUHARI AND CO.

Wow! Ten years?? Hmmmm seems like they were unofficially married before now. Would seriously love to marry my frnd but i don't have any Frnd. *sad*

Air-force experiencing a Lip-forced kiss. This kiss fit take away my breath o

This is the reason why i dey fear woman o. She want the world to believe for the three years they have being together, it means they have being living as Reveren Sister and Father wey no dey "touching body"!!! Hmmmm WOMAN

In this part of the world, terrorist will drive in 8 vehicles cause chaos for hours and run away with out the Arm forces tracing them down and air-striking them With fighter jets or drones from the sky. Sha it has being same with the Police as well, were they only arrive crime scene when the damage has being long done. It is a habit.

Chaii him Joystick just enter "the other room" e no come gree commot.. Make dem fix made in chinese plastic joystick in place of the one him lost jare. RIP ORIGINAL JOYSTICK.

yungmaestro:
ambassador....
woaw..so happy...
my third FTC since I joined Nairaland...


Back to the topic...
It is well...
Nobody to take to the other room..

Eyaaaaa but you're not giving any award for the FTC.

Na today? Every day a Nigerian is killed like a goat and nothing is done to protect citizenry. Now the hunter has become the hunted.

Chaiiii chaiiii so no new yam this year be that? Sha no wahalla, make una no cry just allow those guys and there madness, i'll soon introduce the NEW CASSAVA FESTIVAL. Watch out!!!

nubian999:
My social kitchen #Ihaffdie

Yes a "Social kitchen" or what should we call it?

Nothing new here, this invention has being there long before now. You may not be aware, that vehicular mobility in or on water should not be a thing of suprise, battle Tanks have being design to be driven under water in low depths. And from the 80's and 90's, sow cars that are driven both terriestialy and on water environments.

nubian999:
I have an Instagram fridge and I need a Facebook toaster and a twitter fryer to go with it


#UNoKiiiMe

lolz..cmon babe, i no dey kill Ladies o jare.. To arrange your social kitchen, get an IMO stove join.

Come and pay my dowry the Indian syle cos am that husband Material like non other.

Seems like in Nigeria, every information meant for the dust-bin is now taking for a news!!

Na waaa oo, all those self-made celebrities sef, una no go kill man pikin, always making stories over personal issues that on a good day no body wants to hear about. If she felt so embarrassed, over a Facebook Toaster, i wonder how a Twitter Fryer will be treated, that means she should have hand over the issue to the Police and stop making it look like a big deal in the era of Recession.

Admin put this post in "the other room" jare

delishpot:
Buhari........ Obama do they sound alike? Different people, different ways of doing things.
America must not he our all in all Measurement standard Na.

No be we dey over copy the american way of life? They DON't copy us.

Na him be Mr presidents "mai guard"

I'm one of the 50 borrowers. We have talked about this and have made up our mind to pay back only when naira is 120 to a dollar..
Happy recession to you all.
Sign:- The PRO top 50 borrowers association of nigeria.

And how do we forge ahead as a nation if the very few percentage of Nigerians running the show are immune to arrest when alleged to have dance the wrong steps when they are impost to protect our interest as judges of the law of the land? Some NLers were angry thinking the judges arrested were only selected from their backyard, well that was what they were remotely expected to believe by some clowns. Alright, now is there a particular part of this country were corruption and corrupt officials have not kept at ransome? The influencial Nigerians will continue to cause religious and tribal difference among us as the truth has always being that they are very much united in sharing our National yam, like its a new yam festival.
If it were in China, a bullet is sown into their heads if found guilty and their families are to pay for the bullets use to the government. In Nigeria, they'll be allow to go free or the court case will be so long and unending.

9ja have taking the weird news cup from kenyans.

Wetin concern me?

MadCow1:
Nice...


but why is it taking 3 women to repair one okada.

Maybe for mechanic's workshop, three female heads equals to one man's head. Na my opinion o, make una no put me on top cross. Lol

koboko69:
[b]1. I have never seen any where in the constitution where there is a stipulated time for arrest. As a matter of fact, u can be arrested anytime, any where and any day. Arresting by 1am, 4am, 12pm or on to of your olosho is inconsequential.

2. I have never seen any where in the constitution, where a serving Judge or a lawyer can not be arrested. This is more like saying they have immunity.

3. As a matter of fact, one can be arrested with or without a warrant, on suspicion on a criminal offence against the federal or state laws. E.g Bribery and Corruption.

4. The SSS takes their time to actually screen these clowns before confirmation of their appointments. This simply means their actions and inactions can be a threat to national security. If SSS screens them,why can't they be arrested by the same SSS?

In view of the above, the propaganda of tyranny and subversion of the rule of law, being propagated against this government by the wailing dundees, is a deliberate attempt to gag the present government from performing her constitutional duties. It is also a way of meeting up with their ever unendind wailing demand since the disgrace of an incumbent president loosing to the opposition.[/b]

Are u a Dundee?

Don't mind all those supporters of Anti-arrest who think a judge is a saint of justice. If a poor man could be stormed for arrest on his bed by the police in the middle of the night, who is a judge alleged to have taking part in eating our national yam??

And of what good is the old energy research center that has being there for more than two decades, when Nigeria keep luming into pitch darkness with the mammoth white elephant spending on the power sector?
Over the years, goverment rather call on foreigners to come help man our power infrastructures, signing MOU(s) and not minding what it could cause our security as a Nation. And still, when a new administration comes on board, new spending policies begins in the name of reviving the power sector.

Chaiiii.. Because na lady take hand draw this piece, see how boys full this thread, minus me. Them think say the lady go notice them LWKMD.

DavidEsq:
Wateva questions that u claim need answers here shld be left for the birds. The dude really wants to reconnect with his roots cos suddenly, the idea of having his father cremated or buried in a strange land seems too traumatic for him. I had to search for my fada's place myself with a lil help from my mom and wen I met my Fiancee who is very much in touch with her roots, she by her body language and subtlety (women I hail una) made me really put a drive to reconnecting. Today, I'm on first -name basis with our village king and a host of my kinsmen. So pls, encourage the dude to reconnect.

I never made any claims here, any way you can wait for the birds to tell the tells...

WateverYuCallme:
Good mornng everyone,
This is gonna make real sense for a day like today

Happy sunday

when is your wedding coming up sef? I my self and the groom go rock am that day.. Lol na joke oo.