₦airaland Forum

If a Kenyan inventor will go ahead to invent an Iron pant with padlock to protect the male genital from their women who are fund of cutting joysticks off their man's body at the slightest provocation, what else do we expect from the keg of weird stories from the country of some of the best fastest marathon runners in the world?

This one wey gate man dey service madam nko? He's not only guarding the man's house but his wife's honey pot as well. He should buy that same Iron man's pant and put it on the watchman, lock the padlock and lost the key. Shekenan jare..

She will not have taking it so serious if she's not guilty and part of the said video. Many girls are pretencious Lesbians.

Guy you should have enforce that financial discipline in her right from the on set. And not now that it seems she has grown flyable wings that she do not know every pocket is in recess in the country. she left you in THE OTHER ROOM

If your reportage is full of suspects then who are you reporting to? Every body think say him be journalist this days.

Sadly, the same sword of Justice is now use to cut our yams in the barn is said to be the same sword use to provide justice for the downtrodden. Impunity in every sectors of corruption in this country, they have built a metal pant around their genitals of corruption so it can't be cut-off but can gladly get erected to rape the common man.

acada111:
She's a heartless and stupid person...simple!!

And thats why the western world will keep laughing at us, many ugly killing happens every blessed day in America but you'll never see its citizens posting any gory graphic images on the internet. Their journalist do to some instance but not that, that will put fear in its people. Here in Nigeria and Africa whom they tag as the dark continent, you see pictures of decapitated body parts boldly shown on the media and no body care to talk against it, no any form of censoring by the government as they are busy stealing from the people and causing disunity among the people.

acada111:
She's a heartless and stupid person...simple!!

Many Nigerians and even some fake Journalist out there are good at posting such rubbish with no positive motive that put this country on the world map, but that that have for years tarnishes the Image of a whole continent call Africa in the face of the world as the dark continent, or how many times have we seen graphic pictures coming from the almost frequent school Gun incidents in America? Or that of a blown up bodies of their military service men in battle? Out of patriotism for country and citizenry alike they will not do such. Here in this country, every one can do as he or she like in and nothing is done about it.

If the windows are unoperational, how do you expect me to identify its thick glass windows?

whitebeard:
Why radio..I mean hello..we have phones."21st" century

You want people to take your comment as that from the 21st century but it looks like you're a time traveler from the 2nd century AD. Infact, just Change your Nick to White Bread as white beard should be symbolizing a Wise man who thinks properly before taking action in any discussion.

I don't like reading all these junk post here and there on social networks. If PMB will not take care of national issue as the Nigerian Economic ship is sinking, Just like Dittol, "WHO WILL"? And if his daughters wedding were at low-key, does it reduce the hunger in the Land?

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For posting this rubbish on facebook some one has the heart to call her self a frnd? Give me a break!!

She no know say a donkey's joy stick is as big as a french bread?

Hunter don kill monkey

Make i hear words jare, am sure those are clone chinese models...

“We need just about 550 million dollars to acquire two new satellites" They make's it look like a chicken change, then they will come up complaining the nation is in recession. What a funny bunch of clowns in Govermenent. Did the first Communication satellite able to bridge the gap, solving our communication needs?? This should be the question ever Nigerian is busy asking. As we keep failing to ask, we should not expect any accountability when they launch our common wealth into space.

She now understand that a half bread in hand is better than plenty in the bakery.

BONANZA! BONANZA!!
Answer this question and win a plane ticket to your village square this Christmas, its a plus if your village do have An AIRPOT...

Who could have possiblely said this?? "I belong to noo bady incooludin kwaraptian wallahi".

They go about taking loans in billions of dollars to take care of the needs of a nation already rich, just that it lack good leaders to turn its affairs around. Now lets say the nation has a population of 180million people, but you as a citizen can not attest to it that you felt the impact of governance since 1999 because it has not locate you to change your story. And like magic, as (Fela sang Government magic) you wonder what is going on, only to come across it in the news that one "mugu" has stolen every last kobo in one of the ministries. This is what happens in this part of the world, when you vote a Politician into office, it is like employing an extra-hands on your yam farm, only to be stab in the back and all your yams stolen from the bern and left for dead. To be frank, i did not felt any good thing from the mammoth Budget by this Administration but suffering in the land, well, i don't know about you!!

The only development they can come up with, from the series of bombings of oil pipelines, are more degradation of the very Environment they leave as oil spills further covering areas it has never reach before. A filth that will take decades to totally clean up. Their media sympathizers will soon realise that their field soldiers have done more evil than good in the region that there will be no where to step foot on in the Niger Delta without stepping on the black oil, with no more fishes to catch in their nets from the few that remain from the long term exploration, then You guys will wake up to the reality, that even as the Nigerian Economy bleeds from your actions you Bleed even more through the *ass* of the oil-fields that pollutes over your virgin lands and water bodies by your own hands.

QuotaSystem:
This is a weak and very poor analogy for several reasons;

1. The Niger Delta never dug the well, and never had & still doesn't have the capacity to do so.

2. The Niger Delta by law does not own the water in the well, Nigeria does, so there is nothing like "allowing neighbours out of goodness of the heart".

3. The Niger Delta itself benefits from the "water" from the well, even with an added derivation of extra buckets which other neighbors don't enjoy, but the parents of the house are fond of wasting and stealing it so members of its household then start dying of thirst in anger thinking it's due to the neighbors activities.

4. In trying to damage the well dug by the neighbors, the members of the household end up flooding and killing themselves.

What a tragedy brought about by unmitigated stupidity of the household and wickedness of the parents.

Gbam! You have hit the nail on the head.

In this thie of Recession there is nothing people will not do for the sake of money..

Peace2love:
Really! Once the incoming government appoint me Minister of Education, I will address it.

Lol.. Sounds like a dream

She is financially buoyant you're not. She is ready for Marriage you're not. At 29 she is scared of menopause you're not. She'll have to bear your name all her life while you'll never bear her's. She'll be in labour pains some day you'll never have an experience of such.

Ma Guy, Marriage is no child's play and if you so love this lady, put a ring on her finger the right way. If you two are destined to be together no obstacle can stop it from coming to pass. So stop gazing at a mirage that she'll help fuel the home financially after the wedding, it seems like you want to be a PRISONER rather than a PARTNER in your own home and still want to maintain the HEAD STATUS at the same time.. Very Impossible.

In places like Japan you most have a particular skill before gaining admission into tertiary school to improve on it. In Nigeria we go to school with zero skill and are expected to come out with one after facing the four corners of a class room like its magic.

Maaamaaa:
Thank you everybody for your sincere opinion. I believe I will move on with my child alone.

Please how do I overcome the shame at work because I can't quit now, I need the money.

We all make mistakes in life and if all the love you guys shared was never for real, then i think taking a walk out of the relationship now as the right thing to do. Its a fact that, "a broken Relationship is better than a broken Marriage" you can withstand this level of shame than going into an unhappy marriage with a man who do not love you and coming out with a bigger shame from a divorce.

It was that silence that lead to Dasuki-GATE palava you were busy granting members of your cabinet access to the back DOOR in that era of silence about national yam thieves. Now it is UNCLE BUBU's turn to fvvk up, he has failed to enlighten Nigerians over What he is doing with the cash collated from corrupt officials rather the Intereste of many of such corrupt people are well protected away from the public. And should he fail to re-shuffle his cabinet with credibale officials then his administration will be heading to the OTHER ROOM

femi4:
This one go prefer big cassava

Abi na big Benue yam sef

Seems like Cucumber users are being activated as they look Olamide in the eye.

Seems like Cucumber users are being activated activated as the look Olamide in the eye.

Bestlily:
Pls.can I apply wit mai phone or need to get to Cafe??


Lol...

Don't worry just come to my house i've got free internet connectivity.. Lol

Hope GT Bank's Server will not behave like that of the Police recruitment website o.