₦airaland Forum

See many people wey just dey run their mouth like say dem don see rice talkless of jollof in the last 6months of CHANGE AND RECESSION.

Eyaaaa! But madam 99% percent of the Amazing guys who would have fulfil your wish are poorer than you. Even me, my Self and i are not ready to be under any Boss-lady jare, but for this Recession period i fit swallow my pride jor..lol. I wish am the lucky guy only to open my eye and it was all but a "dream". *sad*

The Recession has cause many to start thinking more out of the box on how to bring out the best in themselves and make useful their inner talents..

I know that some TV stations has led to food getting burnt up by ladies this days. She could be addicted to TV shows on channels such as Telemundo / Televista etc that she do not have the time to cook earlier, or she use's a cooking book or a recipe note to prepare every of her meals in the kitchen. Or she's just lazy in the kitchen but active in bed.
(Jokes apart) In a nut shell, staying home alone could be depressing for many people, being ideal for some one who thinks positively about how to better one's self is a lot of Job, but joblessness for some one who just wants to be spoon fed every day, check your wife's emotional level and better still, take her out on a date and have a calm one on one discussion about what is bugging her. You may be amazed at what you could discover at the end. And check your self, are you really giving her your time when she needed it the most or all you wanted is for her to make you dinner on time, eat and sleep??

I believe you just want us to say Congratultions to you and your baby killing girl frnd..
Mind you, the innocent baby's blood lay on your heads should you not ask for goods forgiveness. It is such ladies that would later in Life point fingers at witches and wizards in their villages when they can no longer give birth, forgetting about their ex-evil designs over God's good plans for them.

Me i hate beard for my face jare. Abegy, how do i eradicate it form ever appearing on my Face again sef?

electrokcoi:
keep quiet, if u don't know what to say

Open your croc mouth for the flies to jump in since you've got things to say.

This is a coffin on wheels...

In an Exam Hall it is not a Hijab they cover with but an Expo canopy that blind a supervisor from seeing the mammoth text book hidden down there..

He is one cheerful giver of a celebrity, when ever he is in Jos the less privillaged ones always assemble at his door post.

holyfather:
You're really funny.
Well, I've set my eyes on "the one" and she doesn't have that kind of history.
Everybody has what he can live with, really.

Ahh! Ok o, your name has being removed from the list, you're no longer a contestant.

Many people you see smiling around you are very much depressed, wearing a smile is just a cover-up. In this part of the world, who care if you are depressed and have a suicidal tendencies? You only get discrimination from loved ones when you begin to show symptoms.

holyfather:
This is ridiculous! I won't settle for that. Sorry, I won't.

Ridiculous! because you'v not set eyes on her..lol

Decibel:
Exactly, imagine a lot of Chadians and Nigeriens claiming zoogerians because they can speak Hausa as well as being treated well more than her citizens.

Thats why Boko haram seems to be a legion of swamping wild bees from the desert, the more you kill them the more they keep appearing simply because many are either from Niger, Mali or Chad.

holyfather:
Why are pastors always the last bus Stop for this kind of girls?

Holyfather yours is on the way..

She learn about life the hard way. But seriously, 2Baba just throw away a gem of a lady to the wind.

Na hunger cos am. :-(

Decibel:
The truth is that NBS is always economical with the truth. Nigeria has not statistics on ground.

And No database to point on who is a citizen and who is not, as well.

How many of you keenly took notice of a little boy sitting in between two lesbians on the 2nd picture from the top. Hope no be new recruit be that o. All the Gay and Lesbians on Nairaland will be all smiles thinking this is a huge landmark achievement. Only Doom awaits you, as the God of the Bible never ever stamp his approval over your sexual illness.

Not something new jare, who no know say their is no poverty in Nigeria? They made similar report during the era of oga Goodluck, but he deny the reality on ground back then. But now wey fowl don open nyash for Buhari era all the blame go land on him head as him no dey use umbrella and broom na to swipe dirty.

Sha!! We can now see how outsiders already have every statistics of evens on going and those to come in Nigeria, it was like this since 1800.

Are you one?

UrennaNkoli:
Homosexuality should be legalized . Everyone has the right to chose whatever he/she wishes to have a romantic affair with.

QUESTION FOR THE GODs: Are there real Sugar mummies on Nairaland? If Yes contact me and if No, nna why!! :-(

Seems like criminal tendencies are left over for Ugly people this days.. E.g this Prophetess of doom.

There is nothing wrong in the Name just because it is hausa, until we learn to tolerate one anothers norms and cultures in this country, we are not heading any were.

thesicilian:
The man seems to be lost. First he names his dog after his "hero" Buhari ( how about Azikiwe, Ojukwu, Achebe, Okocha, etc,?)
Then he gives his daughter an Hausa name Aisha, after the wife of this same hero who kept mute while he he was in jail for 3days, for no justifiable reason.

We should be having pastors as humble as the 6th Richest man in the world Mark Zuckerberg who'll Jog in Lagos with out security men around him, here we have clergy men who are no longer feel secured by the holy spirit but by huge men like club bouncers.

So you can't look for olive oil around if it will be the solution?

tegak10:
I only have groundnut oil( power oil) is of advisable

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CrazyQuinn:
Thants because you always hang around with the wrong friends

Nop! I don't surround my self with lots of frnds, and i make sure i select the best guys around, but you never can tell ones indepth intentions towards you. And the few lucky ones were only good from the outside and rotten from the inside. Tell you what! I now feel light with out any of them. You just end up in a mess below your present situation, and you'll understand what so call best frnds are capable of doing. Infact, a frnd of mine stole my girl they were, doing their thing behind my back thinking i'll never find out but i did and decide to let go. See, am no more a learner when it comes to frnds palava.

Fake men of God.. Thats why "by their fruit we shall know them". Shine your eyes and leave. A church with a taskforce.

She throw away her African ness and grasp on fakeness.

Quite true, but it never worked out for me. Friends would only swamp around you when it is all good and rossy. And i've learn my lesson.

CrazyQuinn:
If you want to be successful in life you need a helper (friend) to make you successful. No man can ever succeed alone. That's why God created people to multiply and to help build ourselves so that we can grow.