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c'mon house,it aint that hard,just apply some logic reasonning, thats all.

The problem is, its very tempting when, u know u’re qualified and can get a job, that can earn u much more,n instead u go for something that brings u only a few hundreds a day. some of us, cos we’re lookin for jobs doesn’t mean we r not startin, or tryin to start something by the side, but a job makes things much easier, in terms of pay, esp for starters. i think graduates need to get real humble n start pursuing other means n alternatives of earnin pay, while huzzlin for job. it doesn’t necessarily has to be something that has to do with ur field or profession. not all jobs in Nigeria can go round for all the graduates. and its not enough to blame govt for the unemployment problem, even though they have failed in regard to this. its just that its annoyin to see some employers acting the way they do, but, no sh*t, we’ll soon be employers too.

@seun, good tips.

what next for her?

will u like 2 come work with me?

the best solutions r abstinence,or faithfulness to ur partner.i think condoms r effective only as far as pregnancy prevention.pple preachin aids prevention using condoms,i'm sure if they were told,"this person has aids,take this condom,go ahead and sleep with the person",i doubt if they will do it.i've met somepple who even believe that this condom awareness is a propaganda by the west?,so as to increase arvdrugs sales,make pay u know,-more hiv carriers,more sales-,though i dont buy that thought.

the real u,u look real cool n pretty,
hope u've learnt how to upload pictures now

1. white queen(c7)-c1(check!);black bishop(d2)*white queen(c2)
2. white knight(d5)-c3(check!);black king(b1)-a1
3. white rook(g2)*pawn(a2)(checkmate!)

good job,coolwater.

well done.keep it up!

dont mind them,they'r just fustrating us,puting all sorts of obstacles on the way,just to give the job to those they want.
just keep tryin n developing urself,God is watchin,somethin good will come,n God will fustrate them n mess them up one day.

for me,actually,neither of them.i dont like any of them.i love them cos the bible commands us to love,just as i love everyone else.and i dont hate.and i appreciate their support in my life.but as for a personal,special love,nothing.

funny

-talk of playin each other undercover

mukina,where r u? come n help this guy out.

u can always get any kind of adapter,or ,infact,any accessory for that matter,@computer village,ikeja.

&,just to take note,its written "dire need",not "Die need".

check for the key maker in one of the folders,
use the key maker to get/generate the i.d.

diseases just keep gettin more and more dangerous in this world.may God help us.
africa!?*may God help us.

where is the link?

So u think u’re a guru, a brainbuster, alright,
Can you  give the answers to these, or any of these, riddles? Also giving  proofs that your answer is correct.


1. in a certain mythical community, politicians always lie,and nonpoliticians always tell the truth. A stranger meets three natives , and asks the first of them if he is a politician. The first native answers the question. The second native then reports that the first native denied being a politician. Then the third native asserts that the first native is really a politician.                                                                           how many of these three natives are politicians?

2. of three prisoners in a certain jail, one had normal vision, the second had only one eye, and the third was totally blind. All were of atleast average intelligence. the  jailer told the prisoners that from three white hats and two red hats he would select three and put them on the prisoners heads. Each was prevented from seeing what colour hat was placed on his own head. They were brought together, and the jailer offered freedom to the prisoner with normal vision  if he could tell what color hat was on his head. The prisoner confessed that he couldn’t tell. next  the jailer offered freedom to the prisoner with only one eye if he could tell what colour hat was on his head. The second prisoner confessed that he couldn’t tell. The jailer didn’t bother making the offer to the third prisoner, but agreed to extend the same terms to him when he made the request. The blind prisoner then smiled broadly and said:
                        “I do not need to have my sight;
                          from what my friends with eyes have said,
                         I clearly see my hat is …………………!”
 
3. on a certain train, the crew consists of three men, the brakeman, the fireman, and          
the engineer. Their names listed in alphabetical order  are Jones, Robinson, and Smith. On the train are also three passengers with corresponding names, Mr.Jones, Mr Robinson  and Mr Smith. The following facts are known:

a. Mr Robinson lives in Detroit.
b. The breakman lives halfway between Detroit and Chicago.
c. Mr Jones earns exactly $20,000 a year.
d. Smith once beat the fireman at billiards.
e. The brakemans next-door neighbor, one of the three passengers mentioned, earns exactly three times as much as the brakeman.
f. The passenger living in Chicago has the same name as the brakeman.

              What is the engineers name?

4. Benno Torelli, genial host at Hamtramck’s most exclusive nightclub, was shot   and killed  by a racketeer gang because he fell behind in his protection payments.
     After considerable effort on the part of the police, five men were brought before the District Attorney,  who asked them what they had to say for themselves. Each of the men made three statements, two true and one false. Their statements were:
       
        LEFTY:”I did not kill Torelli. I never owned a revolver. Spike did it”
            RED:”I did not kill Torelli.  I never owned a revolver. The other guys are all                                    
                     passing  the buck.”
    DOPEY:”I am innocent. I never saw Butch before. Spike is guilty.”
    SPIKE  :”I  am innocent. Butch is the guilty man. Lefty lied when he said I did it.”
    BUTCH:”I did not kill Torelli. Red is the guilty man. Dopey and I are old pals.”

Who did it?

there is a kind of palm oil that is most common in the western states(nigeria).the oil gives off a bad smell whenever u’re using it in cooking. the yoruba’s(I mean no offence, please) always use it, at home, and even in their buka’s and restaurants. Palm oil from the east doesn’t smell like that, infact, when I was serving in ogun state, anytime I go to the market, I  buy palm oil only from the igbo market women, ’cos they bring theirs from the east. I just want to know, whats responsible for that smell, what causes it. Some pple say its differences in the processing method of the palm fruits, if so ,how? or is it that it’s a different specie of palm tree that grows in the east?

@ topic
what has gotten into your head?

alright,yes,n i took a picture of u the last time i went to the zoo.
when next i come,i'll bring u some bananas n some tissue paper.

love cuts accross everything,
inter-tribe,
inter-religious,
inter-culture,
inter-everything,
some folks dont understand yet,just keep holdin on n pressin on,n get enlightened pple to convice them.


dont worry.b happy.have a smile with this pix.

@ chisco
why r u being so selfish and secretive?why must the website be sent to ur box,n not posted here?
ure not actin like a "nairaland user",and ure seekin the help of a nairaland user.

the passion,titanic,and the likes,, those r the kind of movies i watch once,and once only.i cant sit n watch them again.once is enough.

u can tell(decide) that u want to Bleep,but u cant tell if ure pregnant, eh
were we there,or did u consult us,that u want to Bleep?
how old r u sef?
read dis.


http://www.ovulation-calculator.com/pregnancy/signs.htm

well,i spent mine readin about the (RED) initiative
cyntia,just curious,some questions,
is that ur pix?
r u just usin the pix to create awareness,or does the person(really) has aids?
how did u spend ur 1 dec?
if thats u in the pix n u have aids,i salute ur courage.

drop ur cv (with gateman or @ reception)@ the headquaters,plot 1261,bishop kole close,off saka tinibu,v.i.

what genre is it?

@mukina2

rules,2 play d game u know,
guys too need some pettin