xyoung:

What of this ABS, check and chair signs on my dashboard

Warning lights
Check light can be triggered by the ABS warning lamp but not restricted to that alone. It also indicates malfunctions pending or in the engine or transmission ECU history
ABS, anti lock braking system warning lamp indicates a malfunction within the vehicle's braking system.
"The chair" indicates a SRS (safety restraint system) malfunction
Your vehicle needs a scan to identify the source(s) of these indicators.
Don't forget to holler!

Midazman:
Hello,
Please do you have a workshop where I can have my car thoroughly checked?

Thank you

What is your exact complaint.

xyoung:

Serious
Wooow
Is this a serious issue?

Nothing too serious.
08055673088
Holler if you're domiciled in Lagos.

xyoung:
Just want to know what is responsible for a Toyota Big Daddy jerking /vibrating anytime you put the AC on?

You would be needing a throttle body service.

GAZZUZZ:


Pyroclast is my approved pre-inspection person for lagos.

08055673088. Holler

Reference:


But c'mon guys.... if you are going to handle cars worth hundreds of thousands of dollars the least you can do is to create an environment for that. I mean why do your repairs all out in the open and in such tough conditions. Looking at the picture for instance there is no protection around the hood edges and these engines are massive so you end up with paint scratches and dents here and there and.... abeg if the owner came around... where will he sit.....

I doubt if repairs had started on the vehicle. The car is even probably there for an oil change not engine transplant.The guys must have been beholding the engine bay of the car in awe. Camera angle didn't show the entirety of the workshop but I'm sure they would have a receiving area

Howmon:
Ignorant thread. That is autodoc's workshop not ur average mechanic.

Let them wallow in their ignorance.
Dautodoc is his handle on IG. They should check him out. Moreover, the op Is just being mischievous as he got that picture from dautodoc's IG page

victorv12:
Fvck Nero and the fvcking Chef mennnn! Before I left Ibadan, the neighborhood was quite with civil minded people and families living in both old Bodija and New Bodija. The caliber of people you find there are hardworking people like doctors, engineers and some other proffessions, not yahoo yahoo and cocaine boys. We know ourselves and the family you came from! We have bad guys but not like all these fetish muthafvckers!

From Cotton's club to Platinum at old Bodija, and from Joanis guest house, AKA Joe to La - Parisane at New Bodija... I bet it if Nero knows a club called La - parisane.To cut the story short, those assholes just messed up the good name of the neighborhood and corrupt so many innocent young girls and guys with their flamboyant lifestyles. Even when Ade Bendal was living on my street, he did his shit codedly, and he tried his best to remain anonymous not like this loud muthafvcker they call Nero!

Dammit! There's no place like home.e

You're so right.

kilokeys:
buh u can earn 24 million annually as a safety consultant..


i prefer this

Eh! Tell me more! Pls

Not true all.
This is the face of a Hennessey lover who sees his ex's current boyfriend in charge of drinks!!!
Na to go buy henny outside o!!
#whatisfood?

Gazzuzz trained!!
Technically and character-wise!!

GAZZUZZ:


this is one out of many, but. A favorite.

Plug and play
Straightforward
Easy to use
Even Monday can use this.

I saw the LRU arrive on that scene. Happened around 2.30am, Saturday morning.

That forest reserve can be lonely mehn.
Only illegal loggers and some fulani herdsmen thrive there. Now we see cannabis farmers.
Thank God I didn't bump into them when trekking that expansive forest for my Gey384 back then.

GAZZUZZ:
it is quite annoying when people that are supposed to enforce the law, are the ones breaking it. Iv seen this style of towing with over 7vehicles being towed by 1 van, I also saw one of the chains break and it caused terrible traffic until they were able to get them out of the way. In lagos a rickety tow truck without any turning signals will be used to tow a clean complete vehicle because the owner did no turn on the hazard lights when vehicle was parked. this revenue they are generating ehn 2019 is round the corner.

Hmmmm. Hazard lights lessons cost 10k

Saw the guy Friday night on Admiralty. I was genuinely startled. Damn! Still giving me the creeps! Wish I could unsee!

SirElaw:
So a friend of mine traveled to Lagos and on his way back, he got this lovely creature
Have you ever seen a snake this big?

Just to answer your question. I haven't seen a python/boa constrictor(can't diffentiate) this big but I've seen one half as long. Guess where? Elebu, Oluyole, Ibadan. Within town!

Lacomb:
Guy!!! I am not an auto tech, but I have had enough experience with same car, had to help somebody fix that (2004 SL) car. Similar issues with yours and even worse, gave it go a very good and dedicated auto expert here in nairaland (did well and made me happy), engine was changed before, gear, ecu, throttle body, steering rack and the list went on. He advised the car be sold, but just like you, the owner (MIL) loved the car and thought it was the next best thing after agege bread and ewa agoin got married, until engine started its own wahala (round 2) and needed to be replaced. Now car is on sale somewhere I don't even care to know.
Though it is a joy to ride if the car is ok, but when the wahala start, you will hate the car with a passion
That car is a joy killer, you MIGHT continue spending on the car, and might angrily give it out someday. PLEASE for the sake of being happy, SELL the CAR.

Bros Bros! How are you sir!

abduljabbar4:


Its not one kpako girl that decides that. A 90 year old Aisha Buhari would be a model compared to you. And that old mallam is the president of his country, a former head of state of his country, a former governor of his state and a former minister of petroleum in his country. What has your intelligent father achieved in his life?

I swear, we should have #trailerjam on nairaland!
Jisoxxxx! Some perps got no chill!

Hollup Hollup! What the heck did they do to my department's entrance? Please can we get another angle of view?
#fellowrockite
Heard Ehinola is gonna be your new HOD,right?

Jesu Kreste!!!!
Boss, you should post "before" pictures!

Your best bet is Gazz
+2348033910382 BlackBerry PIN 2BE77AF2 vehicle repairs, consultancy scanning and diagnosis. WORKSHOP ADDRESS,NO 3 AWE STR OFF ALH HARUNA RD, HARUNA BUSTOP COLLEGE ROAD, IFAKO,LAGOS

GAZZUZZ:
done! Good exercise for the morning

I see my beloved tools. Especially the ever reliable 17mm by 14mm spanner

That's Wempco Rd junction on Lateef Jakande Rd.
I see this lady every weekday morning!
She looks better in real life tho and she's married(yes I noted that)

Toppytek:
It's better you allow your mechanic buy those parts he'll need to replace by himself... I remember one man then when I was learning automobile mechanic before gaining admission... Over sabi dey worry d man... He wanted to service his car and he came with the wrong oil filter... My master told him the filter wouldn't work properly on the vehicle but this man insisted and the oil filter was used for him... Trust me he came back 3 days later to complain about engine malfunctioning. The engine later broke down and he paid to get him another Tokunbo engine just because of a #1000 oil filter...
Another thing is... Those guys selling spare parts are not smiling... They'll probably know that that a particular component or part might not work effectively on your vehicle but because they've seen you as a novice they can give u the wrong one ... I'm talking from the little experience I had then.

And for taking mechanics as not trust worthy.. How I wish you can understand that not all mechanics are the same .. My master will never force you to give him money to buy anything for u... You can go on and buy it yourself so far he's not going to take the blame he'll only advise you on the brand to buy.

I lik automobile mechanic job .. .. But trust me .. It's not easy.. I've seen threads here give on nairaland where people underrate mechanics as if they're not Human being.. How I wish u can go into this work for just 2 weeks .. Am sure you will run from it...

Very well said!

Geological Field mapping and Map Digitization (ILWIS)
Mini Importation
Auto Importation and Sales
Auto Technician (Gazzuzz Trained)

ebamma:
Make i talk true.


I suppose hate my Old man pass you sef,

but i don't.
Me were him don beat with bicycle chain,


Punch me like Mike Tyson,


Flog me with the biggest cane.

But that didn't make me hate him,

It only made me want to be a better man than him.


That's why i hate seeing kids being beaten,


many a times, i always intervene and stop their Parents from beating 'em.

U just got me nostalgic!!
Nowadays, I see my dad's reasons for his actions then and also his flaws in the past. I try not to make the same mistakes he made.
What more can we do than to learn from the mistakes of our parents!

connkg:
I've been to his Workshop, was helped by the name on the gate. Thought I'd see a signboard...
I call ahead these days, arrive to pick up spares. Well, Gazzuzz, I promise to deliver 1crate of canned malt on May 1st/2nd (Worker's Day).
Good work, keep it up!

Promise kept!!
Merci beaucoup, sir!

naijaboiy:
What stopped tbillz from getting a job?

"Retired G"
He used to do what Sinzu(Saucekid) still does in the US. If you look well u'd see him in Sinzu's Sambori Bobo Video.

Listen to the guy ^^^^^^^^^

Now, I'd have to factor 35mins every morning into my schedule just to cross the road!