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lilzcee:
He died the yr i was born a legend gone, a legend born

wooow u are so old and mature

#Gay alert. Was it a french kiss or italian?

vcole:
Ninja man oh! Chai! one night when i dey waka at midnight go my place for osasogie. back then , i dey believe say i be zionite nothing fit do me. na so ninja track me oh! i form smarty lo lo try throw way my bag enter my hostel compound but alas! barbed wire catch am. Ninja vex oh! na stab e give me for my right side, collect the bag waka comot. That guy shaaaaaaaa!
i learnt my lesson anyway after a trip to a n e and stitches, Once i comot by 7pm na till 6am oh!

. I actually thought the Ninja man was a myth until people started showing up in UBTH with stab and bullet wounds on one bum bum

paulavon:
I can see u belong to my generation,most of these people cannot relate with these things you said.I cannot forget The 2005 Aluta to Government house spearheaded by Faculty of Engineering led by great men like Udengs,Aluyor,Aluta choir master,etc.Ekosodin is not as bad as people say,I lived there from 100L till Finals,I had no issues,I go to school to read and come back 12-1am and no encounter with robbers or cultists.The decline of UNIBEN started from the first post-Ume set in 2006.

Hailings Bro!! I remember wella. Abuma lost 13Million naira that day cos assorted phones where moved. I remember students running into school with cow meat (I mean like a whole cow leg from lap to hoof). We looked forward to Aluta cos there ll be #no lectures for days . How is life after school bro? Hope cool

makarios911:
Osasogie n robbery sha!! One time it was even possible to predict wia them go rob next; wen dey rob number 10 3days ago, Rob number 11 2days ago, and Rob number 12 yesternite abeg tell me wia dem go rob dis night?
I remember the exodus. Boys were forced to move into school from 7pm n return back to Osasogie by 6am. If u stood by Osasogie gate u wud see the long drove of pple going into sch to form awoko just to avoid being robbed by Ninja man and his cohorts.
Wayback...

. I remember aiweroba estate. Site for robbery. The name changed from AIWEROBA to High Way Robber Estate

saintdennis:
ROTFL... also the hall 3 block (can't remember) reserved for strong men and weed smokers!

Nobody given that block bothers to go and claim the space lmao!

. Hahahah sure. When u go there to claim ur space the weed smoke coming out of the room and d faces u ll see. When they ask u who u are looking for. U ll fake a strange name ;; like I'm looking for Efe where as u don't have any efe as acquaintance. LoooLz

saintdennis:
To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!

This OP NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT
*HOT PLATE,
*ROBBERS IN OSASOGIE,
*THE TAX COLLECTORS @ EDO STREET, EKOSODIN
*THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ADMISSION TO CAR PARK NOT UNIBEN,
* THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHO GO TO SPORTS CENTER EARLY IN THE MORNING.
*THE USELESS GIRLS CAMPUS FELLOWSHIPS SEND INTO BOYS HOSTEL TO LURE BOYS TO SERVICE (in fact those babes should put it down as marketing experience on their c.v)
*THE LOVE OF BEANS (among boys)
*THE SINS OF HALL 2 CAR PARK /LOVE GUTTER
*HOW BABES CARRY BOYS TO JUNE12 AND DRAIN THE GUYS POCKET BUYING MISHAL(bread n egg)
*THE DERANGED PEOPLE WHO JOIN MAN 'O WAR AND START THINKING THEY'RE ACTUAL SOLDIERS! LMAO
*THE OLD/STAYLITES WHO GO TO AUDITORIUM TO "HUNT" WHEN A NEW SET STARTS CLEARANCE.


...lemme not mention the coded sides of uniben sef.

. My bro na u go uniben.. D OP is most likely a current student and I hear nothing much is happening there anymore.. I rep 2003 to 2009 set.. Issues like
Buka 10( the lady dat serves food there is legendary)
Ninja man (the guy dat shoot people in their arse @ nyt when going to Osasogie tru anatomy)
Or is it the regula Aluta with a lot of aluta choir masters
Or is it Hall 2 car park night activities. Or gutter love. Or those man o war dat became like cult ism..... Or the ever jiratin Kegites or the never ending stroking btw hall 2 block E with hall 3 block A,B and D. Those times where fun times

clefstone:
If you want to see people that actually read in UNIBEN, go to the library. Those people that fo to class to read at night mostly go there to show off their fine cardigans and look for fine girls face to masturbate to at night

Meanwhile, my greatest regret as an ex student of UNIBEN is that I neva lived in the hostel

. If u didn't stay in hall3 or hall4 OR hall3 and hall4 u didn't attend uniben. Shikena

IbnIbrahim:
Yes, it's only NTU. Oxford brookes should have scholarship packages for international students. Also, you can also apply to NTU,then you cann apply for this scholarship.

tnXxxxx noted

Is it only NTU? I have admission in oxford brookes, can I apply?

Cameron Freedom of speech I can guarantee you BUT freedom after speech. Hmmmmmmm

Cnssl/mtn hmmmmm

Oviez do u work in the company?

Well it is easy to judge the dude but let's be sincere here.. It hurt when u are sincere to a lady. Giving her ur all. 100% pure devotion and she keeps deceiving u and playing u.. I'm a man it is not as easy to walk away except if u were kidding and playing with the relationship.. His way of going about it is barbaric and un accepted. However ladies should not collect from guys and give dem false hopes and go away with anoda guy. Some men never wake up from the trauma.

Olushad:
Pls kindly assist me am in need of Job. I don't mind teaching either MATHEMATICS, ECONOMICS, COMMERCE, BUSINESS STUDY, ACCOUNTING.I will grateful if I can get one.

. The catch is get children around ur area. Probably around where u stay so as not to spend on Transport fare. So start with ur church or mosque.

Tirenioluwa:
I lost my job on April 29th, 2016 and the lesson I learnt is that when you no longer enjoy what you do, take the easy way out. The only thing I regret is that I was sacked before I had the courage to resign. And to think I pride myself with being the first to dump previous employers( about three of them ooo!). Enjoying my season movies for now...lol!

. Game of thrones?

This is my personal and sincere advise to all in this situation. It has worked for me. Truth is we can't continue to sit idle cos bills have to be paid. What we can do while u start job hunting is figure out a way of making money without spending.........sure u are wandering what kind of business can u do without using funds......this might just be a wake up call for everyone who has lost his or her job... What I do is I tutor children while I job hunt. U don't need money for this and frankly u can make above a 100k every month especially if u are in lagos. I take 1 child @ 25 thousand a month. U all can conveniently handle 4 children or more depending on how aggressive u are. I don't exceed JSS 3 cos I don't have time to rack my head, I just re explain what was taught to the child. I don't bring in any foreign scheme or syllabus. I believe any normal graduate can teach primary 3 to 6 and junior second 1 to 3 @ least. This can give u some cool cash.. How to get children? Not a big deal if u attend a church or mosque and u are a know face there u can talk to parents or talk to children coordinators or go tru d pastorate, just think of a way of sweet talking the parents letting them know that children with home tutors always do better. Depending on ur location u can fix ur price. Some parents in VGC pay as much as 40k per child. I Stay around Ajah environs so I don't go below 20k my average is 25k. If u have some small cash u can do flyers too. The beauty of this this job is that u ll have the whole day to do ur thing thill evening when the children are free. Just think about it. There are also other things u can do without inputing money too. Time to think as though there is no box. This is my personal opinion. I pray I have been able to talk to one person @ least. God bless us as we get back on our feet

Frostty:
12th day of dis may will make it exactly a yr dat i lost mine 4 an offence i neva did.afta all d sufferings and dedication,workn all tru d week.i av submitted c.v countless tym but i still av faith dat i will share testimony dis month by d special grace of God

u ll have a testimony soon

glothaddy:
i lost my job on the 12th of April 2016 that is last month, I got to work only to b told to drop my ID card and d banks property with me alongside my 2 colleagues, I felt terrible, I cried, I could not go home to face my family BT d next day mum was expecting me to wake up early and start preparing for work BT I didn't and I could not sleep at night jus rolling from d bed to d floor BT I had no choice than to spill it. am looking up to God for a miracle soon cos am so tired

. U ll get one soon. The key is "don't give up" lost mine 31st dec 2015. A day that was suppose to be a day of celebration. #passover. But bless God all ll be OK

Omoakinsuyi:
Oshiomhole finally succeeded in installing his sugar-mummy as Speaker. Diaris God ooo

. U have spoken. U must be a very intelligent person to be able to process rubbish so fast

Emeskhalifa:
Nice
Atleast no one is against gender equality

. She is a good woman. She has handled her constituency very well and she deserves this position.

snakie86:
It is well my brother, most especially when you never expected it and you always feel you are the best on your job back then but still yet got the shock of your life.
Its almost five months now in the same shoe, more exactly like the write up analysis, you always look lazy and counting down to when the job will come again but the love and family support is the only thing that keep someone going at this trying time.

. It is well

gondon:
I lost mine sometimes in February dis year, and believe me it was funny and it isn't funny. But onething I always believe is that God must surely have His way in our lives.
It is well Bro, don't give up, just wake up and continue.

. It is a phase. U ll be fine just stay positive and plan strategically

honeyhoney:
I lost mine last month as well to one foolish and heartless bank, it was a sad day for me up till this moment.....may almighty God assist us

. It is well bro. I will advice u stay positive, what eva savings u have left, strategically manage it while u plan. It is not an easy phase but it won't last forever although it ll seem like never ending. Surround ur self with understanding people. RUN from joy killers. If u still need a job. Start applying RIGHTLY

They r for real. I got a job through them and it is d highest paying so far in my work history

It is not a funny feeling. I lost mine some time ago. A lot of things flood ur head.. @ that point u need a lot of love and support. Self love and love from family. A lot of negative thoughts are bound to set in. Ill feelings about your former job and your self etc its a really traumatic time. Especially when it is your only source of income

I regret my sincere and pure loyalty while she was dating someone else secretely and all the time wasted

A lot of people on this forum need to get busy doing positive things with their lives so that in the future they won't look back and hate themselves, no need to castigate him, God is interested in government, it is not a question of serving to masters here. We ll be the ones complaining if crooks, thieves or ex convicts where made ur leaders. God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

HateU2:
Nope
Mainland

coool. Thought u were my neigbour so we can relate

HateU2:
Live where bro

. Ajah nd environs?

HateU2:

hiya u too? Do u live there?