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modelmike7:
It is not all chicken that are around you that you eat. It might be stolen by another person, it might be kidnapped, it might just go away and never return, it might be bought, fried and barbecued by another brother. It might . . . . Just like that!!!

sure!
Lesson of the day: what you gatta do.....do quick!

How come you didn't know? You must have been suffering from a case of acute ignorance.
Once my brother also mistakenly bought a female jeans too, he had no choice but to dash it to me.

Skanas:
Not different...same reaction with other girls...I don't get too excited when it comes to her case

Well, in that case, I suggest you read up on temporary ED and probably see a doctor if it persists more often.

This thread nah super story o...

Skanas:
Like seriously I have never experienced such with any girl since I became sexually active...as for being too excited or anxious its a NO cos am not in anyway sex-starved...am always normal when we about to make out

When i said excited or anxious, I meant that since you said you were good friends with the girl, do you get too excited about her? Is your reaction about the prospect of sex with her differ from that of other girls? Or is it the same?

Funny thread.... I remember back then during my FPY . There were some guys that just hang around girls all the time. Then I began hearing other guys referring to those guys as INEC officials. It took me a while to decode what it means as 'oshobo' in yoruba. And it loosely translates to 'Kitty-Cat guard' in English

OP, are these lines really your brain child? If yes Kudos!
Its just that I dnt make use of ready made texts, i like to create them myself.
But it's lovely anyways.

virud:
If you withdraw unreasonably, I'll simply dump you like that other guy did!

lolzzz....

Jerryspryng:
Wen he backs u, ar u either pressing ur fone or reading anything? or is he either pulling generator or doing any tedious chore

lolzzz... Nufn like that. Actually it was at the time we both stayed in a small community during our farm practical year. So, i'd sometimes ask him to back me home, when we're on the lone, less frequently passed footpath which led to my house.

Jerryspryng:
Kip doin it until u see ur picture online

lolzzz....

OP, does this occur with other girls you've tried to had sex with? If not, think perhaps it's a case of nerves. Like do you get too excited or too anxious where the girl in question is concerned? I mean when you want to make love?

My boyfriend backs me at times. But then, there's always no watching paparazzi.

ussv:
Nothing persin no dey see for naija

naija currency don change from naira to p?

Cherlene:
Oh, I prefer having my nails CURTAIL and NATURAL [majority of time].

Cherlene

Yeah, same here. Not fond of artificial nails too.

alterswerve:
Dahz my twademark yo! Sure. I can type good English, its just the way I decide to type on NL.. Making the words look like I'm talking like a baby

hmmmm, i fweel your twademark mennn!

ebenezer4o2:
lol,I like comic ladies like u,pls,send me a pm lets groove.

send it. I promise to reply.

Cherlene:
Greetings

I belong in category A.


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Cherlene

but your hand resemble guy hand though....

Eeeyah, OP pele.

alterswerve:
Yhu go marry beta husband! I say yhu go marry beta husband! I repeat! Yhu go marry beta husband! I feel lyk doin phastin and prayer for yhu, buh I haf a slyt headache.. Lady! I repeat, yhu will marry a gwud husssy.. And any useless guy dah wants to use yhu and dump yhu, his m.hood wont work again.. Can I hear an..

lolzzz....... Multiple Amen, thanks. I wish you the very same too.

alterswerve:
If dah geh continues lyk daht ehn, she wih be lyk one woman on mhy stweet dah has no husband and no chyld, an whuld just be 'kanra mo-ing' evwibody dah gwits her.. Fwownin err'where she goes.. Wrinkles on her face.. There are e'en rumors dah she iz a shuga mommy.. So sad for some gehls tho.. Ojukokoros

why your English be like this? Una just graduate primary school?

I think the lady over played it by going for such an expensive item which doesn't even justify the amount.. Heck, i could buy a plot of land somewhere with that amount.
Well, thank God I don't do things like magarizing guys. More the other way around. Makes me feel like my own person and not someone else's acquisition.

US this, US that.... Since when did US become the capital of Nigeria.

Where's that 'Fayose my Role Model guy'?

shevi4mb:
Been here b4 u got addicted to NL

lolzzz...
Does this means that we should expect increment in fuel price.

shevi4mb:
Oyamilenu oooo [color=#990000][/color]

fancy seeing you here for the first time.

olaxco2f:
Policeman: Akpos, how did you kill 47 people in a car accident? Akpos: I dey driving at about 40mph, when I tried
to stop I found that my breaks no dey work again. So I saw 2 men walking on the
street and a wedding on the other side of the street, na where i go turn to? Policeman:
Of course the 2 men, less damage. Then what happened?
Akpos: na wetin I think o, but when I did it, na only one
person i hit and the other one
ran to the wedding, so i pursue
the other one go the
wedding...

stupid

Do they seriously require Julius Berger to the place, when it's not as if they are rebuilding from the scratch.

Now, this is getting interesting.

sandej:
Yes ..... but is 14 years "just"?

compared to 266, yes, it is just 'just'

Does concurrently means she get to serve just 14 years.

bigtt76:
Where de head?

MIA. missing in action.