₦airaland Forum

IconicR:
You are dry and not fun

Pele paying bills will make you like this.

IconicR:
I wonder how you keep your relationship since it's all work for you 24hrs

You're not paying bills nau. So you won't get

IconicR:
I know you are a very good guy but you overwork yourself, find time to be chilling.

My dear, e no easy especially as a guy, I will put it like that, I can have all the fun o, but I know the cost in the future, for now na work.

IconicR:
😂😂😂😂 learn to relax

Na so, after calling the calmest guy angry

IconicR:
Your own is too much, no be only you Dy into tech. Or do you want to deny your woman doesn't complain

Pls I'm not collecting headache from someone's woman.

IconicR:
Says someone that's stuck with his laptop, your woman is in for it. She has a co wife abi co girlfriend in your laptop 😂😂😂😂

Story you're a woman you don't understand the pressure of providing, so you will see my laptop as wife, men will understand its my job.

These ones are idiots what am I listening to

When one babe was toying with my heart in the university the scientist was my go-to song

IconicR:
Live together first before making that conclusion

We have already, also no human gets angry for no reason. Why should I be the calm one, if someone's pushing my buttons.

IconicR:
But you are very aggressive and have anger issues, easily provoked with the slightest thing.

Yes but not to my baby

BRATISLAVA:
This is your titanium bullet?

The bar is low for men, so the bare minimum suffices

It usually comes from the wrong person, and the awkwardness of not being a bad person but being direct enough to say no. It now makes us feel bad.

1. I sabi cook
2. I can plan
3. I don't like wahala

Being angry

Maxxim:
Yeah the serious ones, I'll be them soon, thanks boss

You write PHP ?

Maxxim:
💯 For you boss guru
We dey appreciate you for here and your last input on your diary made me lol. Respect🙌🏿

I know some CEOS and startup owners and when they ask for devs, i always refer the serious one, I recently even got a UX designer gig here from NL. So people can troll if they want, I find it funny too

Deicide:
I personally started with Ubuntu, the system I used it with back then wasn't compatible so I got so many issues especially with playing video files and lagging. Then I moved to 🦜 ParrotOs, not the Home version but the Hacking version 😅 Full package. For the 4 years I used that OS I could say I didn't do one hacking with it 😂 though I really enjoyed it and most things I know in Linux I learnt using the Os. Currently am using Arch Linux 🎩 and am enjoying it so far. It's been so long I touched a window system I wonder how things are there these days 🤔.

Is Arch Linux really that tough to configure ? I like my sanity, but I hear Arch has better performance and stability

LikeAking:
I guess you are related to oga Agbado.

no idea what that means.

LikeAking:
Imagine!

Free!

I will get him a job soon, companies need his skills.

dreamxhaser:
Hello Sir

Can I send you a PM via email?

I don't know if it's fine by you. But I would appreciate if we could share contact and communicate directly via whatapp.

I actually want to learn a lot from you. Not like tutoring directly, but guidance and advise.

Send Me an email I'll reply with my number

zakkyzakes:
it's the fact that you used to feel guilty before nhi sir🥲

Religious upbringing.

Passionnfruit:
Hmmmmm that's cool na.
As you no wan include me since 3years wey I dey hi you sha.

What's your skill ? The issue is our work is technical

Bloodborne

zakkyzakes:
ha

So me je Saint obi ni ?

ajsans:
Sir, do your agency need UI/UX designer or can you guide one on how to get job placement either remote or offline. Please asking for my junior sister, I will be willing to pay for your time if you don't mind. Thank you

We outsource to UX Designers, getting designer gigs from Nigeria is hard she has to join design communities for gigs and share her work. These days corporates are hard on beginners, so beginners need to improve that portfolio to industry standard to stand a chance, look for Ovalay Academy my friend runs it, he has some good advice.

Husband is suffering from Madonna's where complex, I can't understand that shit, baby or not, I'm having sex with my wife. Husband might be one of those guys

Leandah:
Hello Nairalanders,

Please I need people with first hand experience to advice me on the best country that I can legally relocate to in the next 6 months with my son (Not UK pls). I was planning towards December 2024 initially but the situation of things in the country currently has made it become a thing of urgency, before the small savings I have is totally wiped off with forex and inflation rates.

I would really appreciate suggestions/recommendations.

Thank you.

What's your occupation and what skill do you have ?

arabmoney14:
That's what I did. I sent it to the gmail i saw on your personal website.

I get mails form nl, so I am not sure, which is which