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donholy28:
why i hate beauty pageants is that most times...d ugly girls re d ones that win.

the truth is that the contestants are getting uglier, the fine babes are all gunning for MBGN! More popularity and benefits

MathsChic:
Lol. Long distance indeed.

that girl doesn't need to bend down to give bj, they will just stand and receive...

i would love to do some long distance with you and solve some 'maths'

Karmatyra:
that woman is just fine......even bed sheet go fit her!

you've got fine facial features, you should be doing some modelling!!

axortedbabe:
nailed what..on top which wood..
D dress no follow gan..

you sef... but the lady needs to seriously start shedding some weight if she wants to keep wearing all these style of dresses, if not she should just stick to iro and buba... true story!

sinaj:
Yoruba Cinderella gown

kolo!!

felixchip:
I've been trying to chill my nerves and not go hard, but, there seems to be too many stu.pid and dumb people in this section.

So, Photoshop is way better than Corel abi?
Your MUMU no be for Heree at all at all.

Abeg, who get windows 10 make e help me format this guy head kpata kpata. You just wake up and find yourself scribbling on your father's PC and you call yourself a designer abi?

Commot for here jare!

Don't talk when you have no knowledge of what is being discussed.

please don't mind dimwits with no professional background. that is the reason one can't find young guys to train to professional level because they just assume they know everything without acquiring the most basic knowledge in what they do. Any advanced and well versed designer knows the value of his vector software.

Howmon:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3021640_fbimg1446307149533_jpegee498d4c5dc6fdeb06ae45fdcdb7e907

As an African Art Collector, I came across this artwork by Njideka Akunyili this morning on a thread and I feel something is off in the depiction of the blacks in this art. I'm not trying to sound racial but i'm of the opinion that the work itself is too racial to be ignored.
Share your opinion.

you can't just read meaning and assume conclusively regarding an artpiece without knowing the title and the reason behind it from the artist! be guided.

BrownCookie:
Kilanta not kill & die oh.

as i see you, i know say you be pure and unadulterated don jazzy fan!! see sharp-sharp correction!!

Browncookie, i fit get small?

gidjah:
I'd rather it be processed and grinded into a powdered capsule as one of those GNLD DRUGS!!

you are male and you are considering taking sperm, nna na waa oo!!!

Ginaz:
yuck...Godforbid I swallow it. I'm allergic as hell.

for you to confirm that you are 'as allergic as hell' means that you have been tasting and trying out different 'brands' of sperm over the years. Time don reach wey you go open office, that is if you haven't already!!

modelssphere:
[i][/i]Ex Most Beautiful girl in Nigeria [MBGN] , Precious
John is a certified photography goddess. She is
immensely photogenic.
This time, she spoils us with a sneak peak of what
her diffused seductive body is made up off, and then,
captions it “Do I make you sense like dishonest”?. Oh
yes, You’ve made me cheat already precious .
What do you think fans??

Source:www.modelssphere.com/2015/11/ex-mbgn-precious-john-dazzles-in.html?m=1

wetin?

abeg who comot the girl cloth! una no see say cold dey catch the babe, haba! wickedness of photographer! no allow the skinny thing catch pneumonia o!!

why she cover the only wey for make sense for the pikcho now!? we want those breasts in the light, pronto!!!

kilode100:
My husband bought me tear rubber RR on my 29th Birthday, I no make noise, na these bajulaiye cake wey you give roadside baker you no wan make I hear word.


Rants over



Happy Birthday to your lovely wifey

you are just an overfried kpof kpof!!

ogeoflyf:

stop lavving joor!! talk better!!

he went from an ordinary lanky guy to a badasss beast!!!! believe!!! if he can, you can too!!

scarr:
So today i took public transport to the office, when we got to our destination, the driver called a price that was above the normal rate, none of the passengers agreed to pay but unfortunately for me, the driver raised his voice higher at me cos i was the smallest and least intimidating.......How embarrassing it was for me to be picked on........

long story short.......I NEED SOME BIG MUSCLES QUICK!!

A friend recommended this
https://i.imgur.com/tlxjmEJ.png
but he doesnt even know what areas of my body it would help develop...
So i really need your help with what i can do or take to build up....i currently weight 65kg
Thanks in advance

you should probably do some understudying of people that have been on similar journeys
for example https://instagram.com/martynford1982/?hl=en

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]You! !!!....I've got your name in my red book

Ok, what does it say? [/color]

shuoo! you get red book?

i have a book of many colours with plenty names inside including yours... in a particular colour section

the 'saying' is not for public consumption o! make i talk?

dosht:
No sign of John Thomas. Na wa oo

of all the things in these pictures, na dicck occupy your mind, now we know what you are made of! thanks for coming out of the closet!!

glimpse:
lol ....but it is the truth na...what the belle button looks like sure rings a bell.

NA SO YOUR OWN WIDE REACH, CHOI!!

okedoyinolabisi:
or not... lol

you no dey sleep?
don't dash my hopes o! you just brought it upwards a while ago. PM?

PunkyVeer:
Use your big toe

now, this kind of advice is usually offered from experience!!

ogeoflyf:
This your lie no get part 2 oh! .... wait a minute It actually does

omo!! see fine babe with no pimples but dimples!!

KashyBaby:
Lol....sometimes if u imagine too much, even the story u wanna tell it become unreal... it is more fictional,far away from the truth...so if I we're u, juz wake up coz u dreaming too much.

sometimes dreams become reality, you know...

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]This is so unromantic [/color]

i love your 'ironical' approach! it says a lot!

grad2012:
There is no beautiful thing than just sleeping naked.

with you... that will be heavenly - all the goodness of the 'land' mmmhhh!!!!

okedoyinolabisi:
oh! so those are d qualifications of a married woman? am amused, well, am not!

lol! those are not qualifications, just characteristics i noticed about you ! since you are not hooked yet... i think we should be taking this discussion in another 'positive' direction, don't you think?

okedoyinolabisi:
aw sure are u dat am not married

i wouldn't be surprised one bit, cos you look so calm and well put together in a homely kind of way. So are you?

nmanma1:
We don c am, wt nxt

abi oo!

offtopic... damn, you are one pretty chic!!

veave:
This is real life. Not some people I know that looked like ojuju after using all the mud in the clay factory close to my house as makeup for their wedding.
















What do I know.... I prooooly am talking cus I'm broke and boo less.

I'm not Lindale Ikeji but who wants to marry me

eeiyaaah! oya come make I marry you small, just small!! shenshere!

kilode100:
Chai Umunwoke!
This is who he ended up with after strafing, gbenshing, totobeating, all thosefine chicks?

This guy must be operating under a curse. He dumped Alex okoroji for this rake teeth aunty gwegwelina? See how old and wrinkled he's looking..

Op, are you sure this isn't location pix? Chai! This old cargo no fit Kalu biko.


When you choose/select too much, you will end with substandard goods.
Congrats

you own toto follow for the gbenshing and beating?.... oh sorry o, i don forget say you no be fine chick!! pele o!!
and you are probably older than the girl...

Indializzie:
NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST

mmmmmhhhh! niceeee!!!!

okedoyinolabisi:
hml to the couple, nice one iyanya

time don reach o! come let's go and arrange our own sharp sharp!!!