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Kelvin2022:
Good morning guys please yesterday afternoon my girlfriend visit me although we met on Facebook recently and she visited me twice so yesterday she came and we watched movies in the process we kiss and she ask me to sucked her pussy which I did and she sucked mine too, but after I am worried because I don't know if I have got infection from the suck because she didn't bath, although she bath when she was coming. I was so worried that i even have purge around 4am. what do you think about it, can one get infection from sucking a lady without she taking another bath?

this is funny sha.

You no vomit na purge you go purge? 🤣🤣

saphiere:
Let he without a sin cast the stone first.

doesn't mean that sin should be encouraged openly.

When him dey comot?

Danisaint112:
If I should judge by your assertions, the Igbos are more liberal than any tribe in Nigeria.

They start a business in a no man's land/bush, prosper, get connected with the people and marry their daughters.

There is no tribe in Nigeria that have married outsiders like the greatest explorers of Nigeria (Igbos). Go and verify.

Majority just marry from their tribe because of love and the believe of Igbo women being outstanding in terms of having a progressive and business minded spirit like them.

yet another tribalist masquerading as a liberal person.

Your ethnocentrism couldn't even let you understand a simple, logical argument.

Look at you jumping up and down, defending your tribe based on nothing other than the language you speak.

Dshocker:
If you continue with this, you might die of heart attack.

You have no proof to this, just that your hatred for the Igbos is telling you otherwise.

There are Igbo guys married to Yoruba ladies.

I am responding to the thread f**l

I do it purposely especially with my lover especially when I know that they are angry with me and don't want to pick. Just to annoy more and kee the battery 😂😂

youngsahito:
Adenuga, Otedola, Jimoh Ibrahim and a whole lot of them didn't marry ibo ladies. Just a few that marry them, you are tagging them rich.
Who ibo ladies help?

it's hard not to appear stup*d when you give tribal undertone to everything.

Op is just a tribalist trying to paint a picture that's far from reality.

How about we look at it from another angle. "the Yoruba are true liberals who do not care where you are from but gives equal opportunity based on the individual that you are. Hence they are open to marry anyone regardless of their tribes so long as that person shines as an individual"

Whereas "the Igbos are tribalist who cannot even see good beyond their tribes"

Now I don't think the above looks as good as the op may have intended.

Tribalism makes you sick 🤮

So where's the regret?

almangid:
So I know this is not the proper channel but at the moment I'm frustrated and you know misery loves company; I have experienced some pretty miserable people on nairaland so abeg let's gather here.
I had lost my debit card for my main bank account and due to the proximity of the closet branch, the stress of going to a bank in recent times and all other dumb excuses in retrospect, I need to get a new one. Hence, my unfortunate walk to the bank that is after my life at the moment to get an account and a card I could use. I should have read the signs and taken to my heels after a stressful and annoying unsucessful attempt to open an account online. But, the bank was a short walk from my office where I worked and I thought "might as well..." So after taking days yo finally getting the account open; another red flag. I sent some money into the account to get things running so I could finally get a card but that too took more than 24 hours; another bloody red flag! Sha sha, It dropped and I got my new Heritage Naira Master Card. Boy was I thrilled! So, I usually receive money from my main bank account and send only amounts I need in cash to my Heritage bank account.
Now, here's the problem. I have to pray that money I send to Heritage arrives on time. Some days it enters instantly but most times it takes anywhere between 3 hours to 4 days. Yes! I have waited 4 days for money I sent to my self albeit that was during the cash crunch period. But here I am again today. I desperately need cash. I've sent money to Heritage bank and again they have failed. I am tired. I keep asking "why are you doing this to yourself? Are you not insane? Doing the same thing and expecting a different result?" I don tire. Even the bank app sef works once in a while by luck and they are functions that have never worked since I started banking with them. Anyways I only have time to type this long thread. I hope someone reads it and enjoys it and please share your experience with Heritage Bank because even though I no get money, I still be customer. Treat me well.

so you no see Opay?

cazchi:
Na u sabi.

Our people say that "onye rere nkita, gote enwe, ihe ntukwu ka no be ya".

I'm leaving this woman and the dating scene for now. When I meet the kind, submissive, feminine woman for me, I'll know!

in support 💯

Ynix:
No,I don't think so.
I made the comment not because I am looking for money, but to help someone that might see it beyond the OP.
Also, I don't think I have worked with you before.

shikena.

Oh, we have.

Allisgud:
am just imagining u masturbating why u doing that, can't u call me to do it for u

because life no be pleasure park

Lekki houses are overpriced
But that's because the lands are very expensive.

Some lands there alone go up as much as 250m and more. After building cost and what not, everything goes up as well.

Ynix:
That means you have a deep crab mentality, if you have to spoil another person ideas to make yours seem special.

People held down with this attitude rarely make it in life. Change from it I beg you

I don't understand, where exactly am I pulling you down from? did op say he's going to give you the money??

I'm just giving suggestions not in anyway trying to pull you down.

And honestly, anyone that read that article will have no idea what you actually want to do with 500k if you have it.

And if you see any variance to your opinion as "pulling you down" how then do you improve as a person?


I think I have worked with you before as a freelancer?

It's Noble to die for something just don't be that Noble.

There's always a sucker somewhere ready to worship her. So whether you forget her past or not, she'll always get someone.

Maybe not you. Maybe not your brother or father or uncle but someone is always ready

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LeeSmart:
Hmmm what a queen

and more

iHateFraudsters:
I've told you to find a good P.R person to advertise for you.

tire me o.

This no be advertising

Aside eating too much, I just like that feeling of peace, sitting or lying down and doing nothing

money121:
Dey play

just dey play

Ynix:
It will begin with me having a vision and mission statement. Here is my vision and mission statement assuming I am having this kind of cash Vision Statement: My vision is to become the go-to source for high-quality digital products and services in Nigeria, and to provide our customers with the best possible shopping experience.

Mission Statement: My mission is to empower myself and others with digital skills and knowledge, and to help them achieve financial freedom by providing affordable and high-quality digital products and services.

With the given N500k, I believe that I can turn it into N3 million in 6 months by leveraging my skills in digital marketing, selling digital products and cheap electronics gadgets. I will also utilize my knowledge and expertise gained from reading books such as Sell Like Crazy, Click Millionaire, and How to Sell to Nigeria.

To achieve this goal, I will focus on the following strategies:

Digital Marketing: I will leverage my skills in digital marketing to promote our products and services to potential customers through various online channels such as social media, email marketing, search engine optimization (SEO), and paid advertising.

Selling Digital Products: I will offer high-quality digital products such as online courses, e-books, and software tools that provide value to our customers. These products will be priced competitively and marketed effectively to reach a larger audience.

Selling Cheap Electronics Gadgets: I will source for affordable and high-quality electronics gadgets such as smartphones, laptops, and accessories from reliable suppliers, and offer them to our customers at competitive prices.

Mobile App and Blogging:
I will develop a reward mobile app and Blog that will reward users for activities, payments will be made by Google Admob, StartApp, Applovin and Facebook Audience Network. From this I should be generating like 200-500k per month.

Customer Service: I will prioritize customer satisfaction by providing excellent customer service, fast shipping, and hassle-free returns. This will build customer loyalty and help us to generate repeat business.

Continuous Learning: I will continue to learn and improve my skills through reading books, attending seminars, and networking with other professionals in the industry. This will enable me to stay up-to-date with the latest trends and best practices in digital marketing and e-commerce.

By implementing these strategies, I am confident that I can achieve my goal of turning N500k into N3 million in 6 months. In fact, I believe that with hard work, dedication, and continuous learning, I can even exceed this target and achieve greater success in the long term.

What do you think about this?

too many words. No substance.

Personally, I'd say I'll start a food movement business.

My friends used to buy rice from the village and resell in the city.

They met a huge demand but lacked the capital to sustain it.

Most people that De-stone, repackage and resell the rice don't want to pay upfront and people that sell the rice don't want to give their products on credit.

So they were stucked with 25-50k orders which are mainly for individual consumers. Eventually school reopened and they came back.

So, yeah I may think along this line.

Or but personally personally if I have this capital and have no time frame or I'm not in a hurry, I'd probably invest it in book publishing on Amazon.

Buy the tool I need and invest most part of it in good writers

Pigs love swamps and muds because they can't sweat.

If you as a person lost the ability to sweat, you'll spend most of your time hustling water to cool yourself.

Secondly, they have very high fats under their skin.

Now think about the fattest person you know. You'll understand how much they complain of heat and hate heat.

Now imagine if such a person can't sweat to cool them down even a little.

That's how hard pig's life is like

ELEYIofNigeria:
no I don't want to use crypto

payment is highly regulated.

Most platforms will request for your name and official documents.

You can open a paystack account or flutterwave, they won't show your name, just your business name.

But you'll need to submit your ID and bvn. So you can't use them for illegal purposes.

Wickedfacts:
Don't mind that fellow.
I have said it severally that those UK slaves only think of what they are paid as salary, but what they can make. Their outlook is limited by the slave's wages they get in the UK.

A Professor who is a SAN handling an election petition in Naija gets paid $1M. For some cases, they pay as much as $10M per SAN. There could be up to 15 (like on Buhari's team).
Ask that fool how many centuries it would take him and his ancestors to earn $1M per year.

Prof. Fabian Ajogwu, Prof. Kasunmu, Prof. Osipitan, those Professors will buy his entire lineage and put them in nylon bag.

this is an unparalleled comparison though.

Just had this crazy idea.
Porn is one of the most consumed content on the internet.
Yet, it's a one way traffic.
People rarely interact with porn other than seeing it.
Today, I'm building something different. A social media but for Indecency.
It's a site that's a lot like twitter but only for sharing adult content.
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