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omo I GO DIE OOOOOOOO

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good morning sweetie

striper

Kunbee:
What is smelling here

did u fart again

why?

middle

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife !"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker completed it with a triumphant smile: "My mother!"

Loud laughter and applause!

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"

The wife went "What!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

the manager finally blurted out ", and I can't remember who she was !"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !

wsup sexy

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=388733.msg5402823#msg5402823 date=1264684695]as in the guy na Ctrl C and Ctrl V expert

@topic

your control key dey work wella [/quote]Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.

i guess both of you didn't read dis part now did you

lol

oluclem:
[b]why don't you discuss this with her and see her reaction before making a conclusion in your heart.[/b]Then you can now counsel her and show her the danger of same intimacy acts


and for you, There is a very big deal.

GOOD POINT

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[quote author=i-Guru link=topic=388781.msg5402631#msg5402631 date=1264682609]@All,
I thought i can do something to stop this, apart from ending the relationship.
Help me pls, with another advice.[/quote]WHAT OTHER BLEEDING ADVICE DO YOU WANT
chick is too tired to talk to you, she dosen't call
she don't respond when you talk to her and you call her your girlfriend hmmmmm
so what does she call YOU

hmmmmm
lets see may be i go seel the R in my name forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

romsky:
i go take leg slap ya bosom comot if u no delete d my from handbook front

hahahaha

how long is your leg

stillwater:
Not only in hospitals. I think we just lack customer service relations especially in public arenas. You would find such attitude in Nepa or immigration offices, banks, etc. Even the security guard at the gates would talk to you anyhow.

you are correct,,,,,,,,,,customer service in 9ja is something else

if you are not wearing AGBADA with 3-4 pple saying yes sir yes sir to you,,,,,,,,nooooo you won't get beta service nowhere expecially at banks

hmmmmmm
my handbook is working den

%£@&*)"%

nahhhhhhh its SPOT lol

Seagry
Wigry
scavengry
Cogry

no side talking lol
we suppose to be buying and selling which kan market be dis

hallo ma pripus

snthesis:
if i dey dat skool, i go dey settle rain maker well in case of emergency rain must fall.

trust me dat will be d best

hahahahahaha

snthesis:
the handbook makes sense

sexyLeamon:
beautiful write up

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=388733.msg5401927#msg5401927 date=1264674184]nice work[/quote]thanx

So you are not a child of God?

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants,
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need,
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past, That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree,


Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything,
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick, Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change,
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up,
37. The best is yet to come,
38. When you wake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants,
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need,
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past, That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree,


Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything,
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick, Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change,
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up,
37. The best is yet to come,
38. When you wake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.

Australian Prime Minister does it again!!


This should be a world wide rule. If you want to move to any country and become part of that country, WELCOME,  But if you want to change anything in that new country you wish to live in , GOODBYE

It took a lot of courage for this man to speak what he had to say for the world to hear.  The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least he was willing to take a stand on his and Austrilia's beliefs. Yes, allow those that want to come,  to come.  But understand that if you want to go to a country not of your birth, you should expect to live by their rules and respect their ways of life.  This doesn't mean you have to give up yours.  I think he explains it very well.


Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks, 


Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:


'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'


'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'


Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths.