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khanye:
A LUNATIC WITH A BRAIN DISEASE

funny thread
don't marry her den cus she is too beautiful

sjeezy8:
so my mother said " the poster is dumb " to my father when i was born

ok lol

he didn't think about dat one
nice one

SEFAGO:
So their was this girl who made passports and she had a nigerian guy fetish, let me let you finish the rest

good answer

ok

^^^^^hmmmmm how do u explain d girl crush part

puskin:
Try drinking Valium 100, U wud surely sleep.

with small stout

sweetpie23:
no one

how come

[quote author=echo- bee link=topic=354105.msg4960800#msg4960800 date=1258669518]oh girl, wetin u dey do with a priest. the pope must hear this.[/quote]LMAO
the guy is not a real priest anyway cus i have never seen a real priest partying, banging a chick to d extent of falling in love b4 apart frm d ones dats mess with those lil boys ass

[quote author=KEKE-911 link=topic=354072.msg4960231#msg4960231 date=1258663484]i get email from admairers but they talking like goal digger. [/quote]what d heck is GOAL DIGGER

try again

very funny thread,,,,LMAO

it depends

C2H5OH:
What a waste of time. This is reason why you shouldn't put all your stock in women. Epic Fail!

oh oh

^^^^niceeeeee

^^^^^^^^true

ask yourself this,,,,,,,,,,IS BEATING HER @ ALL D BEST cus a real man don't hit woman

Totally disgusting and they should be deported asap. What is this country coming to. No wonder we are the laughing stock of the world and becoming a third world country.

crap
so what

Hmmm !!! as usual na we suppose be the holiest but na we do evil pass most other countries infact its almost unbeleivable how corrupt & terrible our society is but as u can see below its a different story

Nigeria is sending 20,000 pilgrims to Israel, which is this year's  highest number of Christian pilgrims in the world.       
       
Airlifting of the pilgrims began yesterday  in Lagos, with  409 pilgrims.

Israeli Ambassador to Nigeria, Moshe Ram, said this during the flag-off of the programme at the Murtala Muhammed International  Airport, Lagos.

The pilgrims would be the first batch that would be airlifted from Nigeria by the Nigerian Pilgrims Christian Commission (NCPC), which would lift more pilgrims from the other zones of the country.

Senate President, David Mark, who flagged off the event on behalf of Vice President Goodluck Jonathan, warned that Nigerians should not be subjected to  gruesome security checks as if every Nigerian travelling out of the country is courier of illicit drugs. He added that the pilgrims were good citizens of the country and above all, Christians on holy pilgrimage.

He also advised the pilgrims to be good ambassadors of the country and avoid anything that would tarnish the country's image. He expressed the hope that they would all return back to the country after the exercise.

Mark also advised the pigrims to dedicate their time in the holy land to prayer and spiritual introspection and not forshopping, thereby defeating the purpose of the exercise.

“Let me reiterate the point that I am sure has been raised over and over again. When you leave this soil, make sure that you come back. So many of  us were embarrassed when we hear that 50 per cent of  pilgrims absconded en route or they got to Israel and when it is time to come back they cannot find them.

“There is so much good in this country. I was on exile for five years and every blessed day of those five years, I was praying to come back to Nigeria. So please, do not abscond, make sure that you return. It is only when you come back that government would be encouraged to send many more Nigerians for pilgrimage,” he pleaded.

THEY left Nigeria to Switzerland in search of greener pastures, but after years of toil for the seemingly elusive golden fleece, over 80 Nigerians will this week be deported by the Government of Switzerland.

Their impending deportation is the fallout of a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) between the Nigerian Mission and the Swiss Government under an arrangement tagged the 'Voluntary Repatriation Scheme.

Nigeria's ambassador to Switzerland and Permanent Representative to the United Nations (UN), Mr. Martins Uhomoibhi, spoke at the weekend while hosting the delegate of the National Human Rights Commission (NHRC), Mr. Mohammed Ladan and reporters from Nigeria, who were in Geneva for the UN forum on minority issues.

He said: "We have a framework, an MoU, which enables the Swiss Government to voluntarily repatriate Nigerians. Under this arrangement, the Swiss Government gives each of these Nigerians who have volunteered themselves for repatriation a token of $6,500 equivalent to enable them re-settle and start up a career once they have agreed to return to Nigeria.

"Next week, over 80 Nigerians will be taking advantage of this voluntary repatriation scheme." He explained that the scheme also covers any Nigerian who has legal papers to reside in Switzerland but wishes to voluntarily return home.

"Any Nigerian who wants to return home, whether legal or illegal migrant is free to take advantage of this scheme", he explained.

The ambassador, who described Nigerians in Switzerland as "decent and respectable people," said the arrangement was made to also cover legal migrants because there could be some legal migrants from Nigeria who may be finding life too tough and may want to return home if such incentives were available for them to re-settle.

Uhomoibhi said the UN forum on minority issues, concluded at the weekend, afforded global minorities the platform to express their fears and concerns and articulate strategies that will in the long run strengthen their voices and make them loud enough to be heard by governments of member states.

yea rite

To deepen their relationship with another
To fulfill a need in their soul
To have a sexual relationship
To deepen a friendship
To have a companion on the path of life
To build a family
To share life's mysteries with someone else

u want more

scary

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Honourable Dimeji Bankole and his deputy, Honourable Usman Bayero Nafada, are said to have acquired nine bullet-proof cars each for their official use and in preparation for 2011 governorship elections in their respective states.

Bankole is from Ogun State while Nafada is from Gombe. Their governors are respectively serving second terms and their seats will be vacant in 2011.

The Speaker had, on many occassions, denied eyeing the governorship seat, but sources in his state have continued to link him with a possible shot at the Ogun Government House.

The multi-million naira vehicles are now in Abuja, while the presiding officers sometimes put some of the cars in their official fleet. Sources confirmed in Abuja that each of the vehicles was acquired for between N50 and N85 million and that the deputy speaker, most of the times, acted as a catalyst for the acquisition.

It was also gathered in Abuja that the cars are mostly parked at a rented apartment being used as a Guest House by the Speaker. Information, available to the Saturday Tribune, indicates that the speaker acquired the first bullet-proof car shortly after he resumed office in November, 2007, adding that the car was in his fleet during his first official trip to Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital.

It was gathered that because of the sensitive nature of the cars, the National Assembly had, through the outgoing Clerk of the National Assembly (CNA), Alhaji Nasiru Arab, requested for End Users Certificate (EUC) from the office of the National Security Adviser (NSA) to ensure the clearance of the first bullet-proof car acquired for the Speaker.

It is not clear whether those acquired after that were also granted the required EUC. A source said that some of the cars in the fleet of the speaker and his deputy included two Range Rover Sport cars each; Two Mercedes Benz bullet-proof cars and two Toyota Land Cruiser jeeps each.

It was gathered that three of such cars each are also being cleared for the use of the officers. A source said: “There is a lot of secrecy about the location of many of the cars, but there is nothing to hide about the ambition of these two presiding officers. Initially, they were said to be seeking a return to the National Assembly to retain their seats so as to help the president in his second term bid, but the conclusions have been reached now with the lavish acquisition of bullet-proof cars.”

There are also issues with the pricing of the cars, which sources said, are on the high side. It was gathered that costs of new vehicles are not supposed to be more than N15 million higher than the regular ones, but that most of the ones purchased by the legislators have been bought at exorbitant prices.

There were also allegations, during the week, that the House of Representatives was short of cash, prompting some unusual borrowings.

But the spokesman of the House, Honourable Eseme Eyiboh, told the Saturday Tribune that the allegations against the speaker and his deputy as well as the allegations that the House was lacking fund were unfounded.

Eyiboh denied knowledge of the importation of 18 bullet-proof Sport Utility Vehicles (SUVs) by the presiding officers of the House for the 2011 general elections.

He also rejected speculations that the House has overshot its budget, prompting it to engage in borrowing to meet up its expenditure. Eyiboh, Chairman of the House Committee on Media and Public Affairs, who spoke with Saturday Tribune in Abuja, said that it was not possible for either the Speaker or his deputy to import such vehicles as there was no budgetary allocation for them.

Sources at the Office of the Speaker are insisting that the vehicles in question were those that had earlier generated controversy following the decision of the National Assembly management to replace the vehicles in the convoys of the principal officers of the House earlier in the year.

The sources noted that the vehicles, which were ordered at the time, were only just being delivered and argued that they were certainly not as many as 18 that had been rumoured, maintaining that they had nothing to do with the 2011 ambitions of the officers.

According to sources, which spoke with Saturday Tribune in confidence, the purchase of the vehicles followed a presentation by security details attached to the Speaker, who have strongly recommended the replacement of fleet of vehicles because they had gone out of shape.

“The particular incident, which prompted that recommendation, was when the flag-bearing car of the Deputy Speaker had to be towed from Gombe to Aso Rock Villa for repairs after it broke down,” the sources disclosed.

Speaking on the allegation, Mr. Hameed Bello, Special Adviser on Media to the Deputy Speaker, dismissed the existence of the bullet-proof vehicles for the principal officers as he observed the speculation was the handiwork of mischievous politicians.

“The onus is on those who are saying it to prove the allegations. We have to be careful what we do because this is the era of politics,” he told Saturday Tribune.

However, he remarked that if individual members were to buy vehicles that were personal to them, it was not the business of the House of Representatives.

Source: http://www.tribune.com.ng/07112009/news/news1.html

na wah ooh