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Nezan:
@Poster; If I were a policeman, you will be the first suspect . . . reason? you were the one that lured him to that area!

haha

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345971.msg4851434#msg4851434 date=1257239534]and who is finding trouble? what the hell is your problem?
anyway im not replying to those people, i just wanna hear his story if he wants to share.

now myob.[/quote]mind your language plssssss. if I need a ass kick i knw where to go did i tell you dat i have any problem wif u . jus telling u what i see dats all and you can go bck and read tru all your replies simple

Siena:
I prefer driving in Europe, or The Americas.

And before anyone asks, yes, I did drive in Nigeria, I was actually a welathy lady's chauffeur for a year in Lagos, before returning to Britain.

Some of the replies here shock me, and are an indication of how some brains work - why would one prefer to drive in Nigeria, just because there are no laws governing driving?

As for the saying, "if you can drive in Nigeria, you can drive anywhere else in the world," that's not true. Can these drivers that have been issued driver's licenses in Nigeria drive in Europe / The Americas to a standard, enough to pass their tests? I have Nigerian friends who have failed their tests multiple times, some have given up trying!

Some can't even get past the written test!

actually they can but not just going to last if you have been leaving in UK and drives all you have to do is adjust bck to civilization. But not all those danfo drivers noooooooo dey will get their ass locked up so quick.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345971.msg4851405#msg4851405 date=1257239276]would you like to share the story? [/quote]one minute you going d nxt u bck make up your mind and stop looking 4 trouble everywhere

chic2pimp:
You fit drive for Naija, you can drive anywhere in the world. That's for sure .

true dat

coolkaboom:
I have nothin against naija in diaspora , we all know things ar f, d up bk home. But really, many folks now abroad often develop some fake superiority complex overnite and start to put down friends that they used to hang with b4 they travelled.That's straight-up wack.
Goin abroad should be a natural choice and not a do or die affair. This is why thousands of our brothas are today languishin in stupid countries doing slave jobs, so they can maintain 'diaspora' status.

Thumbs-up to all naija keepin their head up and representing the green white green, home or away, nothin but luv for yall. Keep up the fight, light shall ultimately triumph over this gloom. we must never surrender. If we all run away, the idiots in power have won and our future remains mortgaged.

ya ara ni brain ODE

chic2pimp:
Known in America ke? The British Press sha dem love to hype up everything. If I had a dime for every single time the words 'Known In America' and 'Making It Big In America' has been used i'd be a Billionaire.

bruv how u dey

NAFDAC seals off popular Lagos fast food outfit, Sweet Sensation Confectioneries

By Steve Dada, 10.30.2009
Lagos

National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC)  has sealed off a popular fast food outfit, Sweet Sensation Confectioneries, for operating under a condition considered inimical to the health of the public

Director General of the agency, Dr. Paul Orhii, who revealed this at a press conference yesterday, said the eatery located at 14, Town Planning way, Ilupeju, Lagos, was operating under very unhygienic conditions.
   
Speaking on how the closure was carried out, Orhii said a  team of NAFDAC inspectors met with officials of the company who conducted them round the entire premises ''it was shocking for the inspectors to discover that the source of water of the eatery was a borehole located close to an underground concrete sewage without proper treatment".

"Not only that, the storage condition of the ready food for eating was inadequate, while the company uses a ceramic bath tub for mixing dough for their pastries.

He also added that the company's kitchen windows and doors were not netted to protect the premises from pests such as rats, cockroaches and flies.

The general sanitation of the premises was said to be appealing, as plates were said to be stored close to the open drains and exposed to microbial contamination, which could lead to food poisoning leading to stomach-ache, diarrhea and vomiting.

The agency warns that the inspection of food joints in the country continues and any company found wanting would be penalized accordingly.

http://allafrica.com/stories/200910300290.html

^^^^^he is not dat smart all he does is breeze in and out to spill insults

CrazyMan:
God would leave heaven just to choose a husband for you;

Continue waiting for him don't got out and search for your Mr. right.

patwhizkid:
2 virgin she-goats
a vulture with tribal marks
a pig with purple intestines

lwkmd

what happened to your school/church/mosque/street/surroundings or dey knw you alrdy so u don't have good credit wif dem abi
goodluck in your search

don't worry after you give him more kids dat he wanted, he will go bck out and pick up up the third wife so if u do decide to marry him get rdy for d road ahead

ehie:
Nuzo
u will always remain a slave
anyway i have to go water my garden, u cant,cos ure saying yesa masa
mordern day slave
tufiakwa

so are you saying pple in 9ja don't say dat
for what is worth some of us do run our own business you knw and we have oyinbo working for us so its not dat bad. If you are comfortable where you are and you are not subject to any illegal mess den sky is your limit if you can make it work simple. we all don't need to be calling each other names just cus we have different opinion about stuff come on nowww

^^^^^u r out of your mind

TheSeeker:
Why can't he consider the fact that she may have actually been scared to lose him if she had told him firsthand?

dats too big to digest mehn (a child) what was she thinking? dat he is never going to find out wow
he can still try to hear her out doh maybe there is a good reason behind it

sholasys:
I love my country, Nigeria I hail thee
NIGERIA WILL BE GREATER
There is nothing you enjoy in Europe or American that i dont enjoy the equivalent here in Naija. I dare you to mention it.

where do you want me to start from

tithe:
Life partner ko, death partner ni.
Am not interested in finding my partner online seeing is beliving. There ar alot of witches flying here so becareful.

roflamo

^^^^i dey o ma broda jus anoda new wk

posakosa:
@ op: how old are you ?

how can a "good xtian" be committing adultery ?


@ HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU AND ASKING FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE

hmmmm didn't you see d part where she says dat he is taking care of me, wen money is involved who cares about adultery

@OP
so far you understand that you are going to be the second wife cus dat man is not going to send his wife away for you and pls don say dat he is a good xtian again abeg

posakosa:
what were you doing before the heartbreak ?  

roflamo

here we go again

oh oh

AbleBodied:
y do u love nigeria comments

WHY

nxt time you see one ask her why she is not wearing pata

A Nursery 1 student in a danfo bus from school was reciting the days lesson at school, it went thus: if my father is a cock and my mother a hen, i will be a chick
if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cob
if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince etc, etc

The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise', he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued. Then the driver shouted;
What of if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute), what will you be?

The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver'

coolier:
http://www.ukvisas.gov.uk/en/howtoapply/infs/inf5students

oh well

coolier:
Yes. (below culled from UK Visas website)

How do I qualify to join my fiancé, fiancée or proposed civil partner in the UK?

You must show that:

* you plan to marry or register a civil partnership within a reasonable time (usually six months)
* you plan to live together permanently after you are married or have registered a civil partnership
* you have met each other before
* there is somewhere for you and your dependants to live until you get married or register a civil partnership, and you will be able to live without help from public funds, and
* you and your dependants can be supported without working or claiming any help from public funds.

how do you work dis out
the guy is on student visa himself not a citizen/permanent residence or nothing shooooooooooo

^^^^^^he is out of his mind why didn't he ask for O'shea or something

up united

rooneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2-0