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Love is not red? Ohhh, i guess its voilet

why you dey frown for op im wrte up na @firstking01

As long as naija mums are concern, beating is not an option but a must.

As a child, we all had one thing or the other which makes our parents beats us heavily...

So, what was the thing you always did as a child which attracts torugh beating from ya mumsi?

My own: when i was still a child i always come home late, between 11 - 12midnight. Guess what? I always receive one week beating in a moment still yet, mum is the best.

Oya share your own and appreciate your mum if you love her...

Happy mallage life

Girl beat man just imagining.... Hiaaa
abeg... Modify da post @Talk2bella

Single and loving it...

Jeezzz... Warrisdis op is that not timaya's elder sister? Or is my sight decieving me

The Oyo state police command declared that the bomb scare at the university of Ibadan on saturday was nothing but a mere rumour...

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/university-ibadan-bomb-scare-mere-rumour-police/

Those two monikers above me are not smiling @Laveda @JeffreyJamez

why, why, why?

Tell me why the yoloba Girls crave for big backyard somuch

AmuEwu kee kwanu maka AmuNkita?

Me wey no get GF nko?

Warramy seeing

STARRING:

Mr. Obontami (husband) Mrs. Obontami (wife) and Junior (son) smellymouth (FunnyBone)

mr. Obo and wife has their way of communicating to each other when it comes to sex issues.

Attimes junior their son doesn't give them breathing space in their intimacy, so they decided to come up with their own way of communicating to each other.

When ever the husband is Hot and needs to nack-akpako, he mets his wife and tell her that he needs to put his simcard (diick) into her phone(pvssy). By so doing , they freely communicate even while junior is around.

This faithful day, mr. Obo, got so Hot that he couldn't control himself, so he met his wife and the folowing conversation ensued:

mr. Obo: mama junior, i want to put my simcard inside your phone.

Mrs. Obo: am tired jarree. No phone for you today.

Mr. Obo: see, woman, if you don't let me insert my simcard into that your phone i will go out there and put it in someone else phone.

Mrs. Obo: you can't try it. I owned that simcard. Not outsiders.

While still dragging junior entered, confused, he asked Daddy and Mummy, why is it that you people like dragging about phone. Always?

Mr. Obo: shut up and go inside. What do you know.

Junior turns around to leave then saw funnyBone.

FunnyBone: guy chill nah. Why u dey bone like this?

Junior: (sobs) my dad and mum were arguing over phone and simcard issues when i entered and try to ask what they always mean by putting simcard into phone, while i don't see the phone they always argue about.

FunnyBone: (laughs hard): jboy u know say u be bigtime mumu.

Junior: hw?

FunnyBone: i don dey into this game and i know wetin dey sup.

Junior: please tell me.

FunnyBone: see that thing wey dey your father im zip, na im be simcard. And that wan wey dey your mama skirt, na im be phone. So when ya pale wan nack, na him be say im go put sim inside phone. Gbam.

Junior: ewoooooooo... Chim oooo

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Lol, hold bar oh

Them are like the rabba [/color]

omo... Which means, after the show na dieee

TrapQueen77:
It's up to u sha... But don't come Here and make another thread that u can't lick her black hole coz u smell a rotten eggs between her thighs...



Don't tell me, I didnt warn u.

lick kor, eat ni i can't ooh.

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Delta, those warri girls sha..[/color]

you don meanit which mean i will be travelling to warri next month

EmperorLee:
Oyo state especially all dos Saki, Sepeteri girls

4realllll...

TrapQueen77:
Op what u gonna do with big yansh?


Some of them are having a hard time to clean those big cracks ...

lol... but... See ehnn. Girls with big backyard always get ma attention.. Choi...

big cracks...

Wetin da bolon bolon dey do for her...

Sex is not a must?

Do you think having lots of sex in your relationship makes it more stronger?

Do you think sex is a must in a relationship?

Do you think sex makes any difference in a relationship?



some guys here thinks sex is a must in a relationship. But am against that believe. Sex does not make you love your girl/guy more or less without it.

There are still guys who are into solid relationship without engagaing into sexual act.

so guys. Do you think sex is a must in a relationship or not?

Lets talk.

NairalandEFCC1:
if you dont give her, she will look for it elsewhere, brother women are emotional thats thier nature AND EMOTIONS NA FUEL FOR SEX

hahaha ... Well, i said that not because am in any relationship. But i still believe people can do without sex in a relationship... Bfore marriage.

I believe in a no sex relationship.

I don't think relationship is all about sex. There are other good thing you guys can explore other than having sex all day.

cyprus000:
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I wanted to address your fallacious posit, coined from mainstream believe, but for the sake of 19 and below, susceptible to cannabis adverse effect. AMA let your misconception slide.

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i know you're not writing this with your brain... The weed just you took pushed you to typed that bull.shit

Laveda:
Iranu

abachaaa

Check whether Bing can give you the answer

Am above 18 and i don't smoke. So any big deal about smoking?


NB: smokers are liable to die young...

Op i will advice you to go for a check up, to see what that weed has caused your system...

@Op, this place no be phone section nah. Try to dey make some search before posting what have iPhone 7 got to do with romance

Hmm. Well that was.... in 1960