₦airaland Forum

beautyoftheLord:
I think that is very daft of you to make such a statement. You don't know me. Or how old I am. I am married with kids for Christ sake. Even when I was single my parents both professors brought us up in a good home and I never went UNCLAD. Look in deeply you are the MUMU. I repeat its disgusting for women to go UNCLAD, where is their sense of pride. As I am rounding up my doctoral thesis, you believe my life's ambition or fantasy is to stand naked with dbang. Realize that not everyone one on nairaland is in the same "class" like you. Psychologically, socially, academically etc.

P. S: Do well to teach your kids and train them up that way. They will make fine girls being strippers and harlots. It's apparent you grew up in just a house. For that, I won't blame you. Na wetin you come meet.

Easy viper,
Damn!

merits:
Mak den allow me to give him com bak 2 lyf blow.







Sample here.

Y unna like to jus dey monkey unna sef.

Oooooooh! What is this again na?

He got what he intended anyway, whipping up sentiments of retarded youths who are more comfortable talking through their anus. I won't be surprised if this turns to be a tribal battle ground.







Now where is that picture of the bald headed dude with the goatie when you need it!

Smallville10:
Newbeginnings, are u not ready? U say who is ready, arent u ready to restore d country? If u are not ready then what makes u think d present government is ready...

I am ready to do what it takes, but all i need is support from those who are ready... It would be a silent operation to hit the government by surprise becus the sufferin is too much...

Its obvious i posted in d wrong place believing i can get support from here first but it happens that alot of persons here are worthless... They only cry for freedom and happiness but are not ready to fight for it and life doesnt work that way, u must purse ur dream for nigeria and not by sittin at home and making mundane abuses to d government when we can always do something abt it....

I guess u all have spoken ur mind, i would take dis someplace else maybe there could be reasonable nigerians out there and not here. And if i find none then i would leave u all to ur fate

Lol! The joke is on you.

#wordofadvise. Don't bring this to the politics section, they'll tear you apart.

Dimples999:
With his English they'll murder him

Lol! This got me!



HBD anyways!

Retards everywhere!

Bifwoli:
Funny how you Nigerians name every road "an expressway"

A real expressway should be limited access freeway with designated exits,over passes and grade separation with no surface street type of traffic.

are you in this my same naija?

No worry sef - they are coming for you!

Is. tennis allowed? them boss!

With the popularity this fruit has gotten of late, the least you could have done was to spell it's name right.

Never, I repeat Never get filmed "in the other room" no matter your sexual orientation.

Nma27:
Nice fresh cucumber you gat there...

lol!
Run my dear, that hand has got no joy!

Shouldn't an autopsy be carried out to ascertain the cause of death before charging anyone for manslaughter/murder.
Where's the evidence he even took any herbs sef - the dude just needs a good lawyer and wait it out joor.

look for any sawmill around you - some might even let you have them for free. if poultry waste is cool for your manure then ask around for a poultry, they should also be able to help with where they get their wood shavings!

henryobinna:
But if its not water resistant like some of infinix phones, you bring it out and wait for it to die

ROTFL! Bomb dey your head, walahi!

dollyjoy:
As in eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

abi u no see something. Buying condoms is hard enough already, now cucumber. No chill at all!

Hope all this won't increase the price of cucumber o!

just imagining the expression on some guys face when they see a lovely lady buying cucumber! Lol!

hehehe! anyways I blame all them randy dudes with a plus 7 joystick....nw a cucumber being a plus 8 is sure an upgrade....

"No one seems to be asking who the other lady doing the -cucumlinus and most are already shouting 14years"

What's it with all this 'miss cucumber' everywhere sef, lol! #rule1 never get filmed while in the 'other room'.

why don't u act a scene where u. interprete a full naked roll....*scoffs* shey we get mark 4 face....u not a paid prostitute....u. re an hyprocitical prost.....

47xxx:
todays game.
YYSRHJ

Nice acca,
Edited and came up with this: YZQSWY

Doug07034780891:
This is an imo state thing. Other parts of Nigeria are in order.

Then you need to go visit other states - forget all this 'my fathers' farm is better' syndrome on NL.

This is applicable everywhere - from lag, Ogun, abia, enugu, oyo, abj, wherever sef in 9ja, this reality is always there.


Till agitations start from the cdas' of each community to the councillors, secretarials, governors and whoever represents us.
It'll just be a merry-go-round till the next election.
And after the next, another cycle begins.


Most of Nlanders will be amazed of how many of this roads has been fixed and paid for - on paper anyway.

Thought I couldn't read anything as retarded this anywhere except here - now I need the source @op

LeviiWesT:
Hi i'm LeVii WesT

my song dropping soon!!

are u a brother to airforce1?

You know the drill. Nw where is dem 'la click' crew wen u need dem.

13 point what!
My hand no dey... No that's some drilling machine. . Lol - be drilled at your own risk.

"Nice try but I won't bite"

I'd prefer the carrot and stick approach - "yes i'll give you your license but give me your suppliers".
Every go adjust - -



Anyways - I too advocate licenses for illegal rice, turkey/chicken, fuel importers, all marijuana sellers..... the list is endless jare.

This country enh!