₦airaland Forum

damygurl:
one of d girlz the one before the girl who was reading it out on her sidekick thanked him then they showed snoop's face. she said "and snoop dogg for putting his thing down. get your ear aid checked. it's still on mtv.com. go check it out.

thankls for tellin us where u saw it and not that u heard it

well i think its absurb for a ladies to force their self on a guys,i wonder why some ladies do not understand when a guy is not intrested.i think it is shameful and self diminishing for a lady.no matter what the guy wont value you but he would see you as a free sheep,i really think some ladies need their heads checked. 


Thoniaslim,bet u remember writing the above comment. Sorry to say but u know people like you end up marrying palmwine tappers

damygurl:
i heard them thank snoop dogg.

Hmmm, dat musta been a private transmission huh? U heard it in ur dreams u mean

joyblinks:
please i missed out the show, and i have been hearing so many suggestions. but please can someone tell me the first winner 2nd and maybe third if there is any.

LMFAO what planet r u writing from? God help u. .

*SIGHS* Sometimes I really wonder how dumb some people tend to be. You know yourselves so don't let me spell your name for you

xplicit:
sorry its not that i mised typed a host of them where delibrate i send close to 10 txt messages a day an i don't do that on msword but i believe if u could only look much more closer u would undastand,

umm, u excuse won't actually do u justice u know . Just use msword like they've suggested earlier.

U must be a real DUMBO not to understand omosefe's abrevs I understand them better than gblaze' borin fairy tale that rather made me reply this post

texazzpete:
A less sinister explanation could be that you're actually posting from a GPRS enabled phone. If so, then maybe you can be forgiven,
Guess i still have that soft spot for corpers after all

Good humour man

Wow!!! 90% said YES! That's pretty interesting. I would marry a footballer too but I must be a professional person as well to avoid the "if not for me" crap got to do my own thing u know Cheers

Marrying A Footballer?

Hey people! Just wanted to know your opinion.

Can you marry a footballer?

nico:
My step-Uncle said, in nigeria they use salt for voodoo to make your heart fall out
I don,t know, if He is trying to scare me from eating too much salt.

Nico sweetie you've really got a 'wonderful' step family. how do u cope?
Never heard of using salt to make one's heart fall out Those of you involved in voodoo abeg confirm for us

LoverBwoy:
@ nico

Next time you turn the left cheek so she can slap that one too

y'all laughing at this, what's so funny really? Geeez!

umm, actually know a few people who graduated from there and are serving as well but also know a few people who left the school 'cause their medical degree ain't accredited. It's the same problem like studying medicine in ESUT.
Depends on the course I guess. Take a trip to the school and find out exactly their accreditation 'cause we can't give you enough info, 

Who said Efizy? That's all you got upstairs huh?

salsera:
@euphoria


no i am not, just curious how nigerian-chinese kids would look like

why don't u get one yourself and put up the pic so we see?

so make we crucify the boy now abi?Abeggg Nico, respect peeps and do ur thing aight. I'm here for you.

Who's styl-plus I'm just kiddin

bluenubian:
a side effect is migraine headaches,

but if i don't get a certain amount of caffeine i start having migraine haedaches,

He's actually asking about the side effects of caffeine and not the withdrawal syndrome

Xplicit, do you understand what you yourself have written *sighs* XPLICIT my cute bum.

yes dear. that's the whole idea now

you can have, increased blood pressure(increased heart rate) frequent urination, nausea, dizziness and headache sometimes, increases stomach acid and diarrhea in rare situations though.
Hope this helps

y'all are still missin the point NOWWWW make una wake up now

umm I listened to Dabyna Abraham and sincerely what d'u call that style of music A black man tryna sing rock or wat d hell was he doing? Hissss! He's WACK!
Talk about P SQ and then I can smile with you. Dem boiz are talented. Have you seen their chorography? dem boiz are damn good. Even Americans will confess the same. P SQ got their own style of music and they can dance! 2face is aight but can't make a simple move to impress me

Orikinla:
But if we say single Christians don't have sex, we can provoke the wrath of God and confessing the bitter or sweet truth will save us from the wrath of God.

Abeg o

wale and aloib, you guys are missin the point now

It's aight. The whole story confirms the great potentials of our people

We Nigerians are so fond of ending a sentence or a question with "now". Ok here we go.

Why don't you like him now?

nico:
@ Seun,
I'm not allowed to watch nollywood movies anymore, after I called my step-Aunt "Ashawoo"
How am I to know what it meant?
I am a latino boy and my step-Father is a Nigerian, Nobody told ashawoo means a "call girl".
I had one hour lecture from my step family including a slap on my face from my step-Aunt
also I was grounded for two weeks. They were thinking of sending me to a bootcamp but not anymore.
I blame my step-Dad 'cause, he never taught me his langauge. I only speak English and few spanish words
i'm a straight A's student and I have never been in trouble.
I am suppose to get my Trust fund when I am 16 but now It will be when I am 18 or even 21.
I feel they are mean to me.

Awww poor baby. Naija no deh take nonsense at all Just keep being a good boy and stop the 'name calling' they'll reconsider your trust fund, aight? take care baby and never mess with Nigerians anywhere anytime

Good lawd! I can't believe u guys damn!

tomiwizzle:
well such girls need to be thought some sense. leave that to the players.

May God forgive u

nico:
I won't complain, if a girl force herself on me. Most of them think i'm a jailbait
So please supply name and contact number

u just a psycho

Oracle:
well if a girl forces herself on a guy, she should expect to be forced out someday

U d worst of 'em all

One thing y'all should know is this, though you all pigs I can't stop loving you GUYS what d'u have to say now?

China?Married to a chinese hmm.okay God knows best

fntekim:
I don't like condoms anyway, so i wait until the relationship is steady before
indulging in that sweet thing.

I really wish i could believe u.

babyosisi:
I know a brother,a pastor who kept doing the same thing despite warnings from prophecies,he later gave up the ghost in a cheap motel with a prostitute.
where do you think he is spending eternity?

never heard such a scary message in ages 

babyosisi:
I am totally lost too.
I thought we were encouraging someone who got taken advantage of moneywise then suddenly he becomes a sex therapist.

The good , the bad and the ugly.

no one mentioned JESSICA SIMPSON? Dumbo as usual and lookin like the white Serena Williams