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tRoOE:
@Radiant
I will post anything I feel like posting but if that makes you uncomfortable you can take your leave, I didn’t ask/force you to contribute towards the topic.

Stop worrying yourself whether I have a life of not

And what is the use of the Celebrities thread, or is it for decoration

LOL glue to the thread, just like how you are glue to me

Oh shsh! what you on about? You sure can post anything you like but not shit all the time. Make room for reasonable issues too.
Definitely a celeb section but how about telling me Seun appointed you to post all 'em rumours and thrive on 'em?

Glue to you? When was the last time we 'met'? You need a break, seriously.

jennykadry:
so poster should do same

As if you'll advise your own sister or do the same if it was you. Be truthful to urself, pls.

I call such, "from fortune to shame".

This marriage issue will not kill you girls. Y'all go ahead. I'm watching from a distance. Nonsense!

Trooe, sorry to say this but you're so fond of posting shit about people. Can't you come up with better things than dissecting and analyzing people's lives? Haven't you got one?

It's not bad enough that you post all the gossips but you sure glue to the threads and make sure everyone gets the "message".

You really need to get a better job.

lmao

blush:
t'was sumthin that went on in d states for a while
not in nigeria

So it can't happen in Nigeria?

Lol. . it's old? Just heard it.

A friend of mine forwarded this to my mail. It goes:

"I received this e-mail yesterday and it sent chills up my spine.
Please read this. It is not a joke.

Dear Friends,

I am hoping you will share this with your wives, daughters, mother, sisters, etc. Our world seems to be getting crazier by the day. Pipe bombs in mail boxes and sickos in parking lots with perfume. Be careful.

I was approached yesterday afternoon around 13:30 pm in a car park by two males who asked what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous scent they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate I probably would have agreed had I not received an e-mail some weeks ago warning of a 'Wanna smell this neat perfume?' scam.

Someone walks up to you at the malls or in parking lots and asking you to SNIFF PERFUME that they are selling at a cheap price.THIS IS NOT PERFUME, IT IS ETHER! When you sniff it, you'll pass out. They'll take your wallet, your valuables and heaven knows what else. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, pointing at them and told her about how I was sent an e-mail at work.
If it were not for this e-mail, I probably would have sniffed the 'PERFUME' but thanks to the
generosity of an e-mailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me. I wanted to do the same for you".

And what if he keeps both the married and the unmarried? Why is everyone shocked at the news?

Rofl. . . Tiffy, you never cease to make my days

Olaifemi:
omg that is me, if you're talking about her role in plays that is her role, that is not a true character unless u knw her in real life.

Do you know her?

Reptyle, that's enough.

what baffles me is why Inky hasn't showed up.


_{Love, how are you today?}

Jackie, u so silly On a serious note never hit a woman.

_{Alright guys, I'm off to bed. Nyt Nyt}

debosky:
but nah, you're too 'modern' for me. . . I want the chick who will call me 'Daddy' properly groomed from the village

what is there to know? she cooks and cleans, and is a virgin. . .thats all I need to know

Rofl. . .Tiffy, come and hear this

debosky:
@ Rad

what about S&M beatings? are those allowed

hehehe. . . .

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206560#msg2206560 date=1209514602]No one messes with ma ego and goes unhurt, not even Radiant.

@ Radiant,

You can sue me ass. . . . . .
Wayne Rooney slapped his girlfriend in a nightclub one night . . . .
In her book, she said that is how she expects a man to act. . . . The ability to control a woman when she is losing it. . . PRICELESS!!!!![/quote]I will so sue ur ass you'll be shocked! Rooney's punching bag is as dumb as they come Why am I not surprised he did that? That guy needs to be on the streets of London and not in a red shirt

StephenP:
[size=13pt]LadyT, I agree with you to some extent. But some women deliberately make it so hard for their men to live in peace. Did you see "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?" Remember that woman that would constantly argue with her husband for no reason? Some women are actually like that. I think everyone needs to work themselves; the guys should know everything does not have to end physically and women should know when to calm down and hold their tongue for peace's sake.[/size]

LOL. . .I agree with you but Mr will you marry someone you don't know like Debo intends to? A woman doesn't become a monster overnight neither does a man become an ass overnight.

The problem is always a case of denial. We never want to see the signs on the wall all in the name of "love". kiss ma bum!

Lady T, thanks dear. God knows what I can take and what I can't.

I'm not one who worships men or even marriage. There's so much in life to be enjoyed than patching up with a raging lunatic all the time. Only a stupid woman would do that.

I'm not saying there won't be tough arguments that may lead to a man wanting to slap/hit but hang on, you can simply break something around you if you can't control yourself.

Anyway, I don't know about other women but certainly I won't condone beating for whatever reason. Only horses are beaten and I ain't one.

Oh Debo darlin, here you are. You heard me call ya name didn't ya? Still with that crazy idea of a village champion, huh?

Jackal!!! go see a doctor!

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206482#msg2206482 date=1209512639]But we all know how deceptive these tricks are. . . .
During courtship. . . .they are angels. They will go any length to please a man with a high level of tolerance.
However, as soon as u slip that wedding ring on her finger then she becomes the BOSS.
What can a NIGGA do?

@ Radiant,

You are flinging a dirty rag on me face?
Just make sure that rag aint your granny undies. . . . . I don't want to die POOR.

@ The Sly,

Trust me. . . . . . .a well calculated slap is the antidote for a stubborn woman.
It has to be executed at the right moment not just randomly.
I have tried it times without number it's efficiency is 95%. . . . . Its better than dialogue or whatz not?

P.S. Give a woman an inch. . . .she takes a MILE!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Why do I have a feeling you're the psychopath here? Ain't no deception with a real woman! Why would I deceive a man? For him to marry me? You got to be talking about the sister I never had.

I DO NOT FEAR MEN!!! Y'all are as good as the shrubs. If you grow too tall we cut ya and if you insist then ya must be uprooted completely. "It's not rocket science" as y'all always say.

It's just a matter of knowing who you are and what you want. Ain't no man navigating my life because it's my flaming life! Y'all can go and hang with your rules and regulamyass

bawomolo:
wha's with all the tough talk from the ladies, in reality most of yall would go siddon for corner and cry

Where d'u live?. . . You talking about back in the days I, bless your knowledge.

@StephenP, couldn't agree more with you

Jackal, seems to be the greatest jackass of Nairaland . You should marry Tyson's punching bag instead of a dear woman. Silly Red Devil _{Waiting for your addy. Don't be scared}

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206422#msg2206422 date=1209511670]A heavy slap should do. . . . . She gets dazed and her brain comes out of hibernation.[/quote]You should be ashamed _{*flings a dirty rag on Jack's face*}

chisimdi:
Well i 've been reading all your quotes and unfortunately am a victim of such circumstance.i hv 3 young boys and i culdn't bear my children watchin deir mum crying continously, so i decided 2 move out of d house our kids.Rite now i stay in dublin,while my hubby stays in nigar.

How long did it take you to move out? Sorry about that



Jackal, why would you marry someone that frustrates you? Abi you're the one that said you'll go fishing for a wife in your village? Or was it Debo?

Jackal, what's your home addy? The postman is at my door

Actually, I detest hitting a human being regardless of age. I find it cruel. However, anger/violence could have no limits

Umm. . . what's the topic again?

The idea of hitting a woman can only be thought by a man who's married to a weakling. There are women and there are women.
Some women may be quiet in and out but dare you crazily lift a finger and you'll wonder if you married a lioness or a mere woman.

Some women could be very stupid though. Why would you allow a man to hit you repeatedly? Someone who just sprung up from some wilderness all in the name of marrying you?

Y'all spare me all this dung of marriage. Marriage isn't the best thing that can happen to a person.

Hit ko box ni

Jackal, here I am!

Inky, don't make me pull you by the ear. Where are you?!

Vitalis cereal _etc