you can get away with it naija, but u could end up locked up here in the US. i recommend a guillotine choke that won't leave any physical traces.

That is the reason why i have other ways. . . .
There is no need to be afraid of any POPOs . . . . .

Jackie, u so silly On a serious note never hit a woman.

_{Alright guys, I'm off to bed. Nyt Nyt}

bawomolo:

the last time i checked, the deal was for u to serve me the fish with u wearing some fishnet stockings

Don't hold your breath dread, The ONLY Nairaland who qualify  to see such and more still remains the ONE and ONLY Jackal ,

But if you like I can hook you up with George,

j-girl:

Nairaland see me see wahala ooooo!
I stand for the truth. I don't need 22 carats of anything.
My sweetheart already got me those. I need wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more than that to be bribed. Something Jackal can't afford.

What kind of evil men do we have on Nairaland? I'm scared o! At this rate - I'll drop Sly as my brother.
Yeye playa!
Sly - I'm going to disown you if you don't behave yourself oooO!

But I can afford it though

@ Jackal

I want a utility wife in my bed, just like my mentor AW who likes utility players aint nothing perverted about that

Cadet:

Stephen, do you hear this?

[size=13pt]Yup! I'll hire at least 6 ft. 7 tall bouncers and bodyguards. Why wouldn't they just let us be? LOL!![/size]

LOL, In that case I am hiring J-Girl as my attorney, And trust me she will do an excellent job at frying your behind

I will be more than happy to represent you girl! I want to make an example of Jackal and Sly to the rest of NL.

debosky:

But I can afford it though

I doubt that you can. . . . but I sure would like to see you try.

StephenP:

[size=13pt]Yup! I'll hire at least 6 ft. 7 tall bouncers and bodyguards. Why wouldn't they just let us be? LOL!![/size]

Don't mind him. Jealousy dey do am . And by the way, aren't you suppose to be sleeping? Don't you have classes tomorrow? just asking o

~Antidote~:

Don't hold your breath dread, The ONLY Nairaland who qualify  to see such and more still remains the ONE and ONLY Jackal ,

But if you like I can hook you up with George,  

chineke, don't tell me u engage in beastiality. u need a real human man  

bawomolo:

chineke, don't tell me u engage in beastiality. u need a real human man

LMAO!
Damn!

@ SLY,

Thats the way to do it, son.
Women with all their much talked about aggression are chickens. . . . .No woman wakes up and slaps her boyfriend. . . .
They take the mile inch by inch. . . . It starts with a bland "shut up", " are u crazy?" and reh reh reh. . . .
If a man doesn't stamp his authority at that stage, the woman will take it further and def'ly consider the man a pussy.

@ Antidote,

TT wants to become the next Bill Gates.

@ Radiant,

Good night. . . . . . .don't forget the stuffs u are sending to me addy!!!!

@ j-girl,

Stop pretending.

j-girl:

Nairaland see me see wahala ooooo!
I stand for the truth. I don't need 22 carats of anything.
My sweetheart already got me those. I need wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more than that to be bribed. Something Jackal can't afford.

What kind of evil men do we have on Nairaland? I'm scared o! At this rate - I'll drop Sly as my brother.
Yeye playa!
Sly - I'm going to disown you if you don't behave yourself oooO!

If God Be for us. . . . .Who can be against us?
What God has Joined Together. . . .Let no Gurl. . .Put asunder!!!

You aint going nowhere J-Girl!!!!. . . .we are 4gether. . . .

LadyT:

WOW SLY,

Lady T. . .I had no choice
The girl was bitting me as if she was chewing a stick meat
At the end of the day. . . .My skin were RED!!!! I had no choice at all
Who knows. . . .if i didnt do it. . . . .what could have happened now. . .

j-girl:

I will be more than happy to represent you girl! I want to make an example of Jackal and Sly to the rest of Nairaland.

I know I can count on you sweetie, And make sure you ask for the Maximum, erhhmmmmm, I want  them in jail as someone's "bitch"LOL . Let's see how they will handle that,

bawomolo:

chineke, don't tell me u engage in beastiality. u need a real human man  

.EVery sensible woman NEEDS an Animal in their bed ,

Cadet:

Don't mind him. Jealousy dey do am . And by the way, aren't you suppose to be sleeping? Don't you have classes tomorrow? just asking o

[size=13pt]But mum. . .it's just 9 pm. I want to stay up and post some more. LOL!![/size]

StephenP:

[size=13pt]But mum. . .it's just 9 pm. I want to stay up and post some more. LOL!![/size]

hehehehe, I can't be your mom jare, you can't marry your mom na JK.


and am serious about the questions. . .answer, don't you have lecture tomorrow? or are you a graduate?

Jackal.:

@ j-girl,

Stop pretending.

You wish!

The Sly:

If God Be for us. . . . .Who can be against us?
What God has Joined Together. . . .Let no Girl. . .Put asunder!!!

You aint going nowhere J-Girl!!!!. . . .we are 4gether. . . .

We are not 4gethering anywhere. I'm done with you - Capisce!
Even though you know my weaknesses, I'm for real this time. No amount of pleading or begging _{even in private} will get us back.

~Antidote~:

I know I can count on you sweetie, And make sure you ask for the Maximum, erhhmmmmm, I want them in jail as someone's "bitch"LOL . Let's see how they will handle that,

LOL! One month in jail and they will come out behaved. All this crap that they're shouting about will become refined especially after they've been someone's "bitch" for that long.

see this yeye woman they look for husband.

~Antidote~:


.EVery sensible woman NEEDS an Animal in their bed ,

this kind of animal would feed u to the wolfpack and slap u up like a beef pattie(abi i dey lie). you know who 2 holla at if u are looking for a BEAST

bawomolo:

see this yeye woman they look for husband.

You dey vex? You want me to look for one for you?


LOL! Husband? Am too young, too fresh to be worried about a husband now o. I dey worry about my exam date, you're talking about husband. I got plenty of time to think about that, unlike you. menopause is knocking at your gate

Cadet:

hehehehe, I can't be your mom jare, you can't marry your mom na JK.


and am serious about the questions. . .answer, don't you have lecture tomorrow? or are you a graduate?

[size=13pt]I'm a senior at NYU and I have lectures tomorrow in the afternoon and it's just 9:12 pm here.[/size]

StephenP:

[size=13pt]I'm a senior at NYU and I have lectures tomorrow in the afternoon and it's just 9:12 pm here.[/size]

same here. In the morning? Lucky you! I got mines in the morning Have to wake up so damn early, but I still sleep late. power of a woman

j-girl:

You wish!
We are not 4gethering anywhere. I'm done with you - Capisce!
Even though you know my weaknesses, I'm for real this time. No amount of pleading or begging _{even in private} will get us back.

One thing that i like about them laydies is that. . . . .they are not different from a TV remote control
Me and J-Girl are still going to a parry tonight . . .after all her huffing and puffing here. . .
All i needa do is to generate some sweet ass rhymes into her heart and phew!!! we are on again. . . .

If your girl acts up!!!
give her a derrrty smack and then holla at one of Jordin Sparks joint and that would settle it. . . .


I'm here alone, didn't want to leave
My heart won't move, it's incomplete
If there was a way that I can make you understand

But how do you expect me
to live alone with just me
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air
Can't live, can't breathe with no air
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
It's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you going to be without me
If you ain't here, I just can't breathe
It's no air, no air

Trust me. . . they love this Kinda Yummy games. . . yeye Girls!!!


They call me Sly the keys to the Laydies. . . . .If u don't know. . . .Now u do. . .

@Bawomola, I will pass, The ONLY thing I am sharing with you is my stew fish,  ,  You cannot even handle a poodle, you want to play with a pitbull, Buoy ya ah ask fo yo death, cha?


@J-Girl,
Trust me, one night in jail, wrapped up in the arms of "Felisha" and I can guarantee you they would NEVER be the same again, 

@ Antidote and J-girl,

You babes are not serious. . . .

Chacal to be someone's bitch in jail? No way, jose!!!!


@ SLY,

Dont cha think we should do something to J-girl?
How about going to her school and yank her tongue outta her mouth.
I wonder how she wld defend Antidote in court without her pink tongue.

@Bawomola, I will pass, The ONLY thing I am sharing with you is my stew fish,      ,  You cannot even handle a poodle, you want to play with a pitbull, Buoy ya ah ask fo yo death, cha?

don't mind cadet. the african man never dies, his sperm only multiplies.  she must be having an hot flash to make such statement about menopause. shakara.

as for you, after am done u would be put to bed like a sedated pitbull. i would have u making my breakfast  

Jackal.:

@ Antidote and J-girl,

@ SLY,

Dont cha think we should do something to J-girl?
How about going to her school and yank her tongue out of her mouth.
I wonder how she would defend Antidote in court without her pink tongue.

-------->Jackal
Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember one of my favorite lines just now. . .
It goes by. . . . .No witness. . .No Case
J-Girl's tongue is like a FM radio. . . .always spewing incessantly. . .
I think that would be a superb idea . . . . . . Lets make it happen. . . .

bawomolo:

don't mind cadet. the african man never dies, his sperm only multiplies. she must be having an hot flash to make such statement about menopause. shakara.

eh en! se shakara lo iri? ma worry, wa i ri ankara ~roll eye~.

bawomolo:



as for you, after am done u would be put to bed like a sedated pitbull. i would have u making my breakfast  

Mouth mouth, all mouth , I already have myself a bedroom bully, I am satisfied,

Jackal.:

@ Antidote and J-girl,

You babes are not serious. . . .

Chacal to be someone's[b] bitch in jail? No way, jose!!!![/b]

Babes, I was under the influence when I suggest such, but don't let ma attorney hear this o,

~Antidote~:

[/b]
@J-Girl,
Trust me, one night in jail, wrapped up in the arms of "Felisha" and I can guarantee you they would NEVER be the same again,

Lol - abi ooooo!

The Sly:

One thing that i like about them laydies is that. . . . .they are not different from a TV remote control
Me and J-Girl are still going to a parry tonight . . .after all her huffing and puffing here. . .
All i needa do is to generate some sweet ass rhymes into her heart and phew!!! we are on again. . . .

Trust me. . . they love this Kinda Yummy games. . . yeye Girls!!!

They call me Sly the keys to the Laydies. . . . .If u don't know. . . .Now u do. . .

Is it me you are comparing to a remote control?
Is it me you're calling a yeye girl?

Lol! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
God saved you that you used 'No air' on me. . . . You are as sly as your name.
Alright then - this time, you better behave yourself. Any more mistakes and Jordin Sparks won't save you!

Jackal.:

@ Antidote and J-girl,

You babes are not serious. . . .

Chacal to be someone's bitch in jail? No way, jose!!!!

@ SLY,

Dont cha think we should do something to J-girl?
How about going to her school and yank her tongue out of her mouth.
I wonder how she would defend Antidote in court without her pink tongue.

I'll get you a good-looking 'papi' in jail . Not to worry - I have taste.
Yank whose tongue out? With or without tongue - I'm still going to deal with you!

The Sly:

-------->Jackal
Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember one of my favorite lines just now. . .
It goes by. . . . .No witness. . .No Case
J-Girl's tongue is like a FM radio. . . .always spewing incessantly. . .
I think that would be a superb idea . . . . . . Lets make it happen. . . .

Your plans will not work! Leave my tongue alone. It speaks only the truth. Y'all need to check yourselves.

~Antidote~:

Babes, I was under the influence when I suggest such, but don't let ma attorney hear this o,

Ah! Antidote!
I don't blame you sha - the must be that good.

[size=13pt]@j-girl, so "No Air" by Jordin and Chris is your weak point?[/size]

j-girl:



Ah! Antidote!
I don't blame you sha - the must be that good.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. girlfriend, you have NOT a clue. .I never spoke in tongues until then, Me respect a yoruba man cha,

StephenP:

[size=13pt]@j-girl, so "No Air" by Jordin and Chris is your weak point?[/size]

Not really. It's the history behind the song with Sly.

~Antidote~:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. girlfriend, you have NOT a clue. .I never spoke in tongues until then, Me respect a yoruba man cha,

Hahahahahaha! You go girl! You're allowed.

"

StephenP:

[size=13pt]@j-girl, so "No Air" by Jordin and Chris is your weak point?[/size]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Not for errone. . .it took me alot of weeks to figure it out. . . . . .