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Age 14, Peugeot 505

That's not safe though, ur steering may lock when u need to do a little turn and u forgot to put back ur ignition.

sodique20:
Off your car engine whenever there is free

Happy birthday

snowDiva:
I really like Enyeama thou...





Happy birthday to me... ...show your girl some love

Those who mock miracles end up needing one...

i.e using a cat to watch over a piece of meat

Tony Spike: While I cannot contest any of these figures. I believe these figures can only be meaningful if we can infer the following facts:

1. Do high figures of enrollment correspond to better quality of applicants?

2. Does the preference for a University relate to higher standard of teaching and facilities?

3. How many of these "preferred" Universities produce high quality graduates who can compete with their international colleagues?

4. Finally, don't we have occurences of applicants travelling to "special" states for UTME exams? As far as 12 years ago, I have heard that Imo state has lots of "special" centres. Thus, these large figures may give us an hint to their existence?

Based on my personal experience in Enugu as a Youth Corper some years back, I have the following observation:

1. Many of the full-fledged rural secondary schools i.e. J.S.S 1 to S.S.3 have an average of four teachers with at least 120 students per schools.

2. Many of these schools still manage to have as high as 100 students for WASC/NECO exams (don't ask me how they do it).

3. There's an apparently low-interest in secondary education there based on my 1-year interaction with the natives.

4. The arrival of corpers at these rural schools is seen as an achievement by the principals. Infact, these principals bribe NYSC staff to boost up their teaching staff portfolio with corpers accounting for as high as 80 % in some schools.

Now, to the last question: what makes states like Imo and Anambra more special than Enugu in terms of enrollment? Are they shoring up their enrollment figures by accepting applicants from other states? I leave the forum to answer the rest because I am now confused.

good points...well said

zannie: Kai! Dis is sad. But I bliv NECO made their marking standards a lot tougher after d mid 2000s. Cos it was never dis bad. I can remember students consoling themselves with their NECO after failing WAEC.

exactly,it was my conmsolation wen i did my SSCE

i hope Ramsey scores if he plays,we need 1 of dese yeye leaders down

the funniest part was d babe dat replied 'Amen & me too' wtf,

Saw this somewhere and decided to share it. I thought it was a joke but I searched for the dude and found it.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1431466492&sk=wall

Manchester City have suspended striker
Carlos Tevez for a maximum period of two
weeks, following his alleged refusal to play
as a substitute in his side’s 2-0 defeat away
toBayern Munich in the Champions League.
The Argentine international stands accused
by his manager Roberto Mancini, who
revealed Tevez’s alleged dissent in his post-
match comments before suggesting the
player will never feature for the Eastlands
side again.
Despite the 27-year-old’s denial of claims he
refused to feature during Tuesday night’s
clash, the club have taken swift action
against the forward, with the player not
permitted to train or be considered for
selection during the next 14 days.
A statement on the club’s official website
read: "Manchester City can confirm that
striker Carlos Tevez has been suspended
until further notice for a maximum period of
two weeks.
"The player’s suspicion is pending a full
review into his alleged conduct during
Tuesday evening’s 2-0 defeat to Bayern
Munich.
"The player will not be considered for
selection or take part in training whilst the review is underway
full
review into his alleged conduct during
Tuesday evening’s 2-0 defeat to Bayern
Munich.
"The player will not be considered for
selection or take part in training whilst the review is underway


goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/09/28/2687479/breaking-news-manchester-city-suspend-striker-carlos-tevez



ature during Tuesday night’s
clash, the club have taken swift action
against the forward, with the player not
permitted to train or be considered for
selection during the next 14 days.
A statement on the club’s official website
read: "Manchester City can confirm that
striker Carlos Tevez has been suspended
until further notice for a maximum period of
two weeks.
"The player’s suspicion is pending a full
review into his alleged conduct during
Tuesday evening’s 2-0 defeat to Bayern
Munich.
"The player will not be considered for
selection or take part in training whilst the review is underway
full
review into his alleged conduct during
Tuesday evening’s 2-0 defeat to Bayern
Munich.
"The player will not be considered for
selection or take part in training whilst the review is underway


goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/09/28/2687479/breaking-news-manchester-city-suspend-striker-carlos-tevez

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini
revealed Carlos Tevez had refused to go on
as a second-half substitute in the 2-0
Champions League defeat atBayern Munich.
Nigel de Jong had already replaced striker
Edin Dzeko in a surprise substitution after
which the Argentinean was told by Mancini
he would also be thrown into the fray as City
chased a two-goal deficit.
However, Mancini told Sky Sports 2: "He
refused to come on.
"One player refused to go on - I can't accept
this."



tribalfootball.com/articles/man-city-s-tevez-throws-strop-and-refuses-play-substitute-1907822

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini
revealed Carlos Tevez had refused to go on
as a second-half substitute in the 2-0
Champions League defeat atBayern Munich.
Nigel de Jong had already replaced striker
Edin Dzeko in a surprise substitution after
which the Argentinean was told by Mancini
he would also be thrown into the fray as City
chased a two-goal deficit.
However, Mancini told Sky Sports 2: "He
refused to come on.
"One player refused to go on - I can't accept
this."
tribalfootball.com/articles/man-city-s-tevez-throws-strop-and-refuses-play-substitute-1907822

i still doubt if this is truly form the Akindayomis, they keep on mentioning a position 'PROVISIONAL PASTORS' there is nothing like that in the RCCG! any way, let them keep blabbing.smh

@poster, the dude in the pix u posted is an SSS personel on duty when d church had a conference in Jos last year shortly after d crisis.

olawalebab:
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

lwkmd

The General Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God has told critics to keep quiet over the controversial exit of one of his Pastors (who now has his own ministry) who was said to have by-passed one of the Bible's doctrine on marriage and divorce. Adeboye,during the church's November Holy Ghost Service said he did not curse the man of God (Ituah) as rumour had it and that Ituah is his son. He therefore told rumour carriers to mind their own business. He also added that one of these days, he (Adeboye) would visit Ituah's church to preach.

The Deeper Life General Overseer will be ministering at the on-going RCCG Holy Ghost Congress on Tuesday 15th December 2009. This will be the first time in history Kumuyi would attend any of RCCG's program

When will this guy ever shut up? i remember he prophesied that OBJ would die before he is sworn in as the president in 1999 and the baba actually sent him a message after he was sworn in that even if he dies now, he died as the president which indirectly means Tunde Bakare is a fake , God save this man

@ xynerio, heard it smwhere and i cant just figure it out. it sounds really funny

What could it mean if your girlfriend saves your number as "Custome Care" on her phone?

What the f**k is all these? What gain is in this arguement (about the dead) ? Let the guy be

it was a scam.it was confrimed from his P.A. and his wife. he did not send any message

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped u prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

[i][i][i]Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that i am writing you, but i'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too-even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said he wants me to have the baby and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much more older  than me (anyway,42 isn't so old these days. is it?), and has nomoney, really these things shouldnt stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD collection and he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but i know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's own of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana dosent really hurt anybody and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstacy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it. Don't worry dad, I'm 15 years old now and i know how t take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren

Your Loving Daughter
Rosie

At the bottom of the page were the letters PTO

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted you to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card in my desk drawer. Check it and call when it's safe for me to com home.

I love you

i believe if we can be in our best form till february, den we own dis season.the only thing am scared of is this injury of a thing.Van Persie has been out for a couple of weeks now and others now joining him.The nation's cup period will be good for us as Djourou will b back by January 2 replace Toure when he goes for nations' cup and Ade goes no where.I believe we are doing fine as at now sha.UP GUNNERS. we own dis season. Let dem say!

An African couple were living together in the bounds of Holy Matrimony. Well, it wasn't so Holy. The Husband liked to take control of everything so the wife had very little breathing space.

The husbands health began to deteriorate slowly.

One day he called his wife to his room and said to her "Woman, when I die, I want go with my money oh, all the money I have spent the last few years of my life accumulating. Put it all in the coffin.

So the wife being the good person that she was, kindly agreed.

The husband soon passed away and the wife made all the preparations for a funeral. On the day of the funeral, and in front of all gathered, she threw a large envelope into the coffin.

Her friend who was sitting next to her turned and asked her what she was doing.

When the woman explained the agreement, her friend lashed into her, "You stupid idiot, bitch, idiot upon ignoramus, instead of you to take the money and run like a turkey during Christmas, you sit there like a monkey during a free bannana convention, abeg go relax your head".

The woman, upset by the violent attack by a good friend, sat there quietly sobbing.

Then her mother joined in to give a piece of her mind.

The woman, quietly fumming, turned to both her mother and the friend and replied "I wrote him a check!"

there's a christian books amd bible store called Bible.com at surulere

A Hawaiian and a Yoruba, in a language structure class, were asked to construct a sentence that contained the following words:

Green
Pink and
Yellow


The Hawaiian wrote:
"Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look up at the yellow sun."


The Yoruba wrote:
"Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I pink it up and say Yellow?"

Wrestling is all about ACTING Simple!

The answer to that question is a capital NO!

Guy, go to www.cheat-database.com. you will find cheats to all the games in the world