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My opinion; They are all Nocturnal Creatures except when possessed by humans. So, In essence, Humans are they real Evil here.

Their opinions is entirely their headache.
who their opinions even help, or is it because we don't have reddit critics here. They can all go to hell for all I care.
All NL need is an upgrade, not that garbage they spewed up there. I like NL the way it is biko.
Critics can goan chop shit and die.

Magnoliaa:
i... don't... even know. i went unconscious...

OMG, you're so funny. You blacked out? In essence, You literally choked on the diiick.

Magnoliaa:
vomited.

While giving a BJ?

Midex88:
What’s her surname

She is not a member on NL.
For what reason did you asked for her username?

Akuna kobo kobo. Esuk Utan CardiB.

goodman3:
You're just trying to bring sentiments in, bro your mum, sis or anyone else don't have a different mindset from the rest of humanity as they always claim. We all reason alike in similar circumstances. Imagine if you were as handsome, famous and wealthy as Will Smith, will you fall for the class of ladies you presently roll with now? Tell yourself the truth. If your mum was the daughter of Obasanjo and as pretty as agbani darego, will she marry your father These applies to even mine too. Understand what I'm trying to say, it all boils down to what is available to us in terms of lovers.

C'est bien.

goodman3:
Lol wife that becomes faithful because her market value has reduced and is not in high demand anymore, you really don't know how the human mind works bro. If being faithful is what satisfies you, no problem.

While typing this; did you consider your Mum, sisters, aunts, and distant female relatives who are married.
No offense or whatsoever dude, but you need to change your circle of friends and be reoriented.
I'm sure you haven't been in any serious relationship or maybe you always end up with the wrong person. You have to start choosing who you hangout with Man.

vivalavida:
Any lady that asks you

How much are u giving me is a prostitute

I said it

So true.
I once experienced it with a babe my friend brought home.
At first this girl was claiming self-respect; that she is my friend's girlfriend and she can't fhuck my friend and I because to her, that is not morally right.
NB: She is not and was never my friend girlfriend. she was just pretending all along, but I was really touched ( honestly) by all what she said and I even felt bad asking her for sex in the first place, so I just jejely mind my business while my friend was banging her in the next room.
Guy, can you believe this same girl that was preaching about an hour ago to me, came to the parlour and asked me how much I'm willing to pay her. In her words; "so, Raeheem even though you want fhuck me, na for free you want fhuck ohh just like that?
Mehn I just off. I told her am not doing again, shae my friend dun satisfy you nuh.

Premiumwriter:
Op this is pathetic and shows that you're a big time SIMP.

So because a lady is pretty, it means she has/should have VALUE?

Any man who knows he's worth knows that his attention is worth as much as any lady's look. Talk more of men with money.

They were born pretty. Most of those men hustled everything they gat and you are equating it with a woman’s inate beauty.

Those pretty ladies bending to eat out of the man who has is the natural order of things not the simp nature that begs women to collect his hard earned money.

If you no get money which is also value, you gat nothing. You gat to eat out of the man's hand who has the food abi na beauty man go chop las las in the evening?

Words on Marble.
No two ways about It.
You're Bless.

This could be Us, but.....

Kolomental.

7yrs ago, I was in ss3 then. I invited a girl to my cousin crib, after pre-intimacy and all the stress to make her wet because my cousin had no lubes at home. This babe was just chatting on fbook all through while I was digging her and this girl is not loose, she was as tight ASF down there. I felt so pained and embarrassed that I lost an erection, she tried everything to raise the diicck, dicck no gree rise.
Out of frustration and Embarrassment I tagged my senior cousin make him help me fhucked the girl show am shege because she cannot come and go like that.

Food for Sugar daddies.

OGA go slow.
Man of valour.

seanwilliam:
Lol, I made my first 100k at 19 or so..I spent everything on cloth, and shoe( competition dey for class that time) I bought two balenciaga shoe for 33k each and one Louis Vuitton palm 25k..
See ehn, I do big boy die
I made my first millions some months back ( I'm not joking, honestly) .. I foolishly lost ALL.. pls I'm not ready to disclose it cos the more I remember the more I hate myself and the more I feel enraged to hurt someone.. I lost out of greediness ( not really greediness per se, na over calculating and fear of being cornered)..



Lesson I have learnt is
1. Investment is the best thing you can do for yourself
2. Savings doesn't work sometimes if you are not the prudent type..
3.. u see all these latest gadgets like laptops, iphones etc.. go make you broke if your source of income is not sure( me I kuku dey change laptop well well).
4. No matter how small money u dey make, abeg dey save where your hand no fit touch ( if the money is not much to invest )

Although I'm still young, dumb and ...?


Who ask me story self

Tshawn, I think I know this moniker in person.
I might be wrong though but my instincts no deh disappoint.

I think that should be around 2014/15, I was 17/18yr of age, I won Bet9ja. it was a 112k precisely. So, out of Joy, I singlehandedly paid my immediate junior sister acceptance fee and bought a new phone for my Mum against their wish though.
I was just so happy then.

Sulele04:
aswear this na harlot no question

This one under 2seconds you dun buy am. See her Carmel toe for that last picture. Bros na Them.

The caption on her T-shirt sha. Only the weird one can relate.

Influence ke.
I don't even know her, what I know is that Last Last with 5k you'll influence her till day break.
If you know, You know.

See as this Manshi's disgrace Unical shuttle. Cobid 1-9 shae you see you. Any which way Man must wack sha.

Op, you don't have to generalize your opinion; what works for you, might not work for your neighbor.
Secondly, I hope you're not justifying cheating in marriage due to your point of view.
Cheating in marriages is demeaning, especially when you cheat on a faithful wife.

HomerTimpson:
NO dude! Konji has been there since almost before birth,having uncontrolable desire for more sex other than ur gf is something every guy can relate too even the now saints among men..but don't ever blame it on the konji cos ur girl is always urs till u ate d forbidden cookie

Nice Input, I must say.
Well, it was all mistake and I was really tempted, like really really tempted, I just hope you could relate - Bruh you have to see this girl. And one thing I noticed is that they're always the sweetest; the thrill, the suspense, the fear of not getting caught.
well it all happened in my past and I learnt a lesson from that very experience - No regrets or whatsoever though.

delectablegyal:
very good.

I thought so too.

arthorjnr:
Yeah, attack the female, proves yo strength.
What about the heediot that started this?

Oga I'm not attacking anyone here.
Why will she say the Heediot is craving for her attention.
Is that in anyway appropriate and of what use is her attention.

rosy1992:
Swerve, you are not needed. Who is this one?

Empty vessel always makes the loudest nothing.
Judging from your picture you're just a lowlife and I'm very sure of that.
I'm very certain you're nothing outside NL. Just Imagine this one too wants to form posh on NL, just look at her face and flat chest - You're nad someone I can even manage on a worse day.
You ain't even qualified to be called to an evening newspaper, bend down select five five kobo like you.
My last reply to you though, Oya vamoose, you can crawl back to your hole.
Mtcheww.

Congratulations Mr sharp shooter. Invite Us when you dedicate this one.

Khaddi is indeed a Goal Getter. Keep Up the Energy.

When I tot I have seen it all. Nawa, so even snakes deh find BJ.

delectablegyal:
you have a girlfriend now?

No, just FWB. I'm on a break from Relationships for now.