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I schooled in Isreal, and we were taught things lyk dis in hebrew. plz translate de questions in Hebrew and i'll give to u a perfect ans.

After I've viewed these pix, I ask myself if I'm in Gabon.

Buhari till Super Eagles win World Cup.

adexsimply:

Nairaland

obongproff:
Am looking and following each to fruition.

But abeg make Jona go na? Haba! :@

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Mk Jona go where? Mtchewwww. GEJ till ma Grandmother get belle again.

Jack188:
I don't know about such situations at all. I dated a black woman I met on Kovla some years ago, and everything was totally fine as for me... I don't know what could be wrong

You wouldn't know

Apostle Johnson Suleman’s Shocking Prophecies:
2015 election
is another June 12
Controversial preacher and founder of Omega Fire
Ministry, OMG,
man of God, Apostle Johnson Suleman has predicted
that former
president Shehu Shagari may pass on to glory.
Suleman in his in New Year prophecies prophesied
that the 2015
election may be a repetition of June 12. He said
Jonathan should
be prayerful as there are plans to kill him.
Below are his 2015 prophecies.
1. There shall be harvest of testimonies for women
looking for
fruit of the womb.
2. President Obama needs serious prayers for his
health.
3. I see a woman becoming the president of America,
but her
health needs attention.
4. Britain needs prayers because of her Queen.
5. I entered the house of former president Shehu
Shagari in the
spirit and I saw RIP he need
prayers.
6. There shall be agricultural boom this year.
7. I saw Catholic Reverend Fathers getting married. I
saw a group
rise called “Old Catholic Church”, they were on fire
for God and
caused a revolution.
8. Boko Haram is sponsored by two people; one is a
traditional
ruler and the other is a retired General.
9. Nollywood should stop nudity and immoral content
been
shown because God is not happy.
10. Bola Tinubu, Bode George and king of Onitsha
need prayers.
11. A great Pentecostal man of God been called to
glory. I wept.
12. I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back
but troubles.
13. I saw people crying in the Oba of Benin’s house.
14. Libyan election to be cancelled.
15. El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing
Jesus, he will not
win Kaduna election.
16. Brigade Commander Aso rock should be changed.
17. Buhari’s health needs attention.
18. Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto State.
19. Dangote will not have it smooth this year; he will
drop from
Africa’s richest.
20. Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers.
21. Egypt will have elections.
22. 2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred
in violence
and end up in court case.
23. Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the
governor of
Lagos state.
24. A popular Abuja pastor needs serious prayers. I
saw
mourning.
25. I saw the Naira falling greatly. It became N200
(two hundred
naira) to 1$ (a dollar).
26. I saw Cameroonian soldiers killing Boko Haram
soldiers.
27. Prophets who deceive people, collects their
properties, charge
money, will face great judgment this year.
28. Rochas Okorocha; I saw him moving to PDP.
29. Contrary to most prophecies, Nigeria will not
break up.
30. Nigerian Government will start fighting the Gospel
and men of
God.
31. Military leaders will be changed.
32. There will be plan to kill Goodluck Jonathan but it
will be
exposed.
33. I saw governor Amosun return.
34. APC Rivers State needs to do grass root
campaign because I
saw the election been rigged for PDP. Prayers are
needed because
of so much bloodshed.
35. Three popular musicians will die; one of them is a
young boy.
36. Former President Obasanjo should go and make
peace with
God, Nigeria is not his problem.
37. The retired Army General one of the sponsors of
Bokoharam,
God warned him recently with his health. The next,
God will take
his life.
38. I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed to
govern.
39. I saw attention in Delta state moved to Agbor.
40. President Gooluck Jonathan should arrest corrupt
leaders. His
calmness is what is empowering them to steal.
41. I saw people who resigned as ministers to
contest election
return back as Federal ministers.
42. I see so much food in Nigeria in 2015.
43. I saw major death in China (I saw group of kids
killed)
44. A great man of God whose first name begins with
3rd letter
and Surname with 15th letter needs serious prayers.
I saw serious
crisis and crying. Please let’s pray for him.
45. Let’s pray against military intervention and
interim
government.
46. President election inconclusive, yet Jonathan
declared winner.
APC Pray!
47. I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for
president.
48. Ghana economy to have terrible and serious
crisis.
49. With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better
Goodluck goes
now to his village quietly.
50. 2015 election is another June 12. The man who
truly won will
not govern or rule.
51. Arik Airline to pray against disaster.
52. I saw people crying in Alex Ekwueme’s house.
Why are they
crying?
53. I saw upsurge around bar beach taking people’s
lives, water
overrunning and bringing down buildings.
54. Pray against three major Air disasters between
February and
October.
55. I saw a king in Zulu (South Africa) taking a bow.
56. Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu needs serious prayer
against
mourning and death.
57. I saw Niger Delta militants become so powerful
and influential
in government.
58. God is not happy with Nigerian government for
handling
power problem.
59. Lawyers will make so much money in 2015.
60. Chief E.K, Clark should pray, not a good year for
him.
61. Great men of god to rise in Namibia, Ghana,
Nigeria and
Europe.

Abeg i dey shit, When i shit finish, i go comment

horlabiyi:
The list should be in this order
1) Ibadan
2) Port Harcout
3) Abuja
4) Lagos
5) Kano
6) Warri
7) Uyo
Asaba
9) Calabar
10) Jos
11) Abeokuta
12) Ilorin
Although you won't appreciate that ilorin city until you go there and see how peaceful and nice the city is..............

wat about Aba city?

Why wont she be in a relationship with Banky when Banky's head was a stepping stone to her fame.

Nna eeeh. Linda here, linda there. Person no go rest again. Well, na just 4 de mean time.

uzolexis:
So u r a mouau student. greatest umudyke, my great alma mater mouau

yeah. Would love 2 knw u

U guys kept talkin about atheists, wat about agnostics? Wats their difference?

Why would people prefer taking paracetamol on another person's sickness. Wetin concern you and how satan became corrupted? Hv you asked yourself why we humans ase limited? Its just lyk asking "who created God,"? Na everything u must knw? De ones wei dey bible never do u? Na wa ooo. We humans can be so terrifying. We wanna know everything even wen we know we cant know everything, if possible we humans will know more than God. This is absolute GREED! No wonder God stopped de building of de tower of Babel. WE ARE LIMITED. Take it or leave it!

I know of one. My school VC.
Prof Dr Hilary .O. Edeoga. He studied Botany. Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Vice Chancellor

Inserting my own contribution in cases like this, Okorocha made Education his prime motive when he became governor and he achieved a lot wit it. Now the question is, wat is the prime motive of these Executhieves and Legislooters who participate in this so called Politricks? Personaly i dont care about who rules, i care about who can give answers to problems. Zik of Africa once said "you dont tell the people their problems they already know, you tell them their problems that exist that they dont know". Generally all im saying is, i think the Prime motive of every President should be POWER. Some times when i think about de tricky meanings of Nigeria Power acronyms (NEPA -Never Expect Power Always
PHCN-Please Hold Candles at Night) i begin to believe that this is truly affecting Nigeria. If the Problem of power can be tackled, i believe Nigeria problem is half-solved. For example, if their exist steady electricity, who go buy Kerosene? Who go buy generator? When Demand is greater than supply, automatic inflation proceed. If there exist steady Electricity, fuel price go reduce, People will prefer using Electric stoves that do not stain pots and its very economical. Etc There are other advantages i cant remember, You may also add yours. To some extent corruption will reduce. People what do y'all think about this? Your views plz.

Nothing inspires forgiveness more than revenge.!

lefulefu:
But i dey see lots of naija girls with pot Bellied leBanese sugar daddies for fast food joints.aBi leBanese men no Be white men?

they're fake white men

My dream fone, any fone i can use to call God.

pansophist:
The poster has subconsciously upgraded the white man and relegate the black woman.

Nonsensical thread!

hey! Im a black like u too. So no offence

wierdpsycho:
i am a psychotic īdiot

yes u truly are

RENOWNED2:
I am sensing something.There are four crazy people on this thread,;you know yourselves

absolutely. Buh im excluded i guess.

wierdpsycho:
Black men are worthless piece of trash, and any white woman dating them are niggardly Nicompoops

the english dictionary lacks de requisite word that can be used to qualify you

Chiadanin:
You would be surprise how many of them white guys would like to tap that chocolate mocca late ar-se but dont have much chutzpah for fear of societal opinions.



But folks!!!!

Its a new age. Mingle and mix.

Love and marry whom u so desire.

Live and let live.

seconded #SayNoToRacialDiscrimination

LewisO:
Na now u remember, u don see am?

clowns

Mondisweets:
show us your birth certificate!

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AfricanApple:
my dear, when he said it, I just had to visit my Google sharpaly, there, u are gonna get the answer

never knew there are black british

gues ur question are answered.

AfricanApple:
I don't have the means to clarify its authentication, so I will just pass this
I thought as much. a true African wouldn't post such a thing

i post dat base on my view over here. Dont know about you guys over there.

kandiikane:
how are you English and black? Are your ancestors anglo saxons, germanic? It is like an indian person saying they are yoruba.

Let me gues. Those questions were for my ancestors right? Sory they cant answer your questions, theyre dead.

Chiadanin:
I kinda disagree with this premise. I am not denying that these reasons are not legitimate.

But.

I find white men are really attracted to me. I didnt really notice till my girlfriends started pointing out to me that white guys check me out alot.

I must admit ( tho somehat ashammed) that most my serious man friends, relationship, flings and one night stands have been caucasians ( or not dark skin brothers)

Iguess maybe I do have " white girl" physical features and less black girl " attitude".

I am pure african as far as I know. But I frequently do get asked if I am mixed-of indian mix that is.

Go figure.

You might be right, buh dis occur on rare cases

AfricanApple:
op I'm suspecting u are a white guy or lady

however

in as far as I'm concerned, none of those things u listed up there are facts: if white men likes it thinner, why are their women spending millions to get all those curves, are they doing it for decoration
did u say most black men hate weaves all the men I know actually likes it. opposite is d case here bro

that survey that showed Caucasians have more money, more education... tell me how, where and when the survey was carried out. oyinbo drop lies gbam! u too swallows it like it

Well, you can check out the source hommie. And for the record, I'm an English (England ) thou black.