intergral:
If you goto adamawa and see what BH has done with it you will just shake ya head. I was skulling there infact I was even at mubi the day BH attacked and killed anyboDy they meet on their way apart from women! I luckly escaped through the bush for 3days without food and water but thank God am back to my state. I really pity adamawa people because it was a peaceful place.........

Now u and NAF who lie pass?

Nigeria jaga jaga

BREAKING NEWS:

REAL MADRID PRESIDENT IN SHOCK MOVE FOR
LIONEL MESSI
(Bernabeu side plot sensational Camp Nou raid)
Lionel Messi has suggested that his future may lie
away from Barcelona after an interview with Ole this
week. This has sparked hot debate in Spain on what
Messi’s potential next move will be.
Sensationally, Catalan Newspaper Mundo Deportivo
have claimed that Real Madrid president Florentino
Perez would love to sign the Argentine.
The Argentine forward has been at the Nou Camp for
his entire career so far after coming through the
club’s famed La Masia youth academy, and is now
regarded as one of the greatest footballers of all time.
It is extremely rare for players to move between Real
and Barca, two of the most fierce rivals in world
football, though they have been notable exceptions in
the past.
It is claimed that Real president Perez has tried to
sign Messi in the past, though a specific date is not
given, and it is also suggested that he could try again
to do so in the future.
Mundo Deportivo report that Real Madrid will make a
fresh move for Lionel Messi after the Argentine
rejected a previous offer of £19.8m per season. Now
Real Madrid President Perez has decided to increase
the offered to £25m per season and a huge bonus
from Adidas each season.
It’s thought by Mundo Deportivo that Messi would
never cross over to join Madrid, but his current
situation in Barcelona is making things complicated
and Florentino Perez is interested and nothing will
stop him from trying.
MESSI TO REAL MADRID?
ONLY TIME WILL TELL......

angelsing:
So many surprise comment from naija youth and adult..seriously, just to zip and unzip a dress and u are already thinking negative thought. You shud be the one to be checked, u youthful hormone is striking beyond control. Just zip and unzip without any sexual thought in ur mind and things will be well for u

What if she's got sexual thoughts?

Why do we close our eyes while sleeping, kissing,
crying and dreaming?

Tomorrow, US President Barack Obama is
announcing a new approach to immigration reform.
This is an issue I care deeply about, and that
organizations like FWD.us have focused on helping to
achieve.
America is a nation of immigrants. We need a fair
immigration system that welcomes the most talented
and hardworking people, that treats the children
brought here by their parents with compassion and
that consistently enforces our laws.
I started personally focusing on this when I taught a
class at a local middle school. I found out later than
some of my best students were undocumented. They
had lived in the US for as long as they could
remember. They are good, talented students, and it
is deeply unfair that they won't have the same
opportunities as the rest of my kids.
Right now there are 11 million undocumented
immigrants in the US. Many of them perform roles
that are important to our lives and our economy. But
they live in fear because of their uncertain legal
status. We need to fix this.
Most people -- both Republicans and Democrats --
agree our immigration system is broken. But they
haven't yet been able to come together to propose a
joint solution. I hope they will continue to work to
pass legislation.
Tomorrow President Obama is going to discuss the
changes he plans to make using his own authority. I
encourage you to tune in.

You can watch the President talk about his upcoming
announcements here: https://www.facebook.com/barackobama/posts/10152699817926749

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE TO START:
* Should we blame Musa for chances missed?
* Should we blame Ike Uche for a poor game?
* Should we blame Kenneth Omeruo for hurting us so
badly with his mistake?
* Should we blame Stephen Keshi for not starting
Aluko at the first place?
* Should we blame Sudan for not holding Congo to
atleast a Draw?
* What next for Keshi?
* What next for troublesome NFF?
* What next for the fans favourite Ike Uche?
* Are we going to follow in the footsteps of Egypt as
African champions not to qualify for AFCON?

So Many questions to ask? The thing tire me

Frequently asked questions, abbreviated to FAQ,
are listed questions and answers, all supposed
to be commonly asked in some context, and
pertaining to a particular topic. The format is
commonly used on email mailing lists and other
online forums, where certain common questions
tend to recur.

Have you thought about any frequently asked question or questions that have been bordering you all your lifetime? It's time to share. I bet there are gurus here who can provide answers to our questions.

Firstly my question is How can I eat my cake and have it back?

englishmart:
I would have had a memorable scene if I was used to watching nollywood movies.....
I think I prefer NTA news

This is actually the 75th time I'm first to comment

But you know what?

I don't care. Since it doesn't fatten my bank accounts

And who's counting

adewusi:

That you are asking this question in the first place is a sign that you feel something is not right about it. Either its your emotion that is physiologically on fire and you wanna put it under control. Or the woman is suspect and doing this to lure you. Summary is something is not right either ways and it is better you FLEE either verbally (refuse to unzip any longer) or physically (find an excuse not to be around anytime she needs zipping and unzipping, for instance, you can form being in the restroom, or going out once she steps in at such times)

Ain't gonna be easy tho. Meaning I should inculcate de lie spirit

boombay:
See my brother
do not take chances!
knack am your akpako!

My friend calm down

Victormimi:
Did you just typed this essay anchored on how to sweep a girl feet.
Bro. go to market and get a new broom and start the sweeping today.
You know the easier way though.

SMH

balogundayo:
Dude.. She wanna strafe u silly... Run for ur life..

Like Joseph and Potiphars wife right?

chidirowland:
Is not at all, she wants to rape you ooo is better you find your way out of that house or else she will set you up and your brother will not forgive you for life

Find my way out of the house? what will I tell my brother?

I'm 21, I live in my brother's house which is close to my school (College). He goes to work 7am and comes back 6pm daily. His wife is also a worker who goes to work 8am and comes back 4pm daily... My lecture days and time aren't fixed. She's got female (neighbors) friends who lives very close to us. Often she calls me to zip and unzip her dress whenever she's preparing to go to work or whenever she comes back from work instead of calling her female friends. Some of the zip in her dress are located at discrete locations yet I unzip them all. Is this appropriate? Plz I need matured advice.

To those talking about "no money, no honey"... Remember when I said....
You don't need to look like Brad Pitt or drive a
Corvette to sweep a girl off her feet. Those
things, by themselves, will almost never work on
a woman who is really worth courtin

Any girl who's after money ain't worth it

Hw do u expect that to result to a heartbreak? Provided both of you are morally Good.

You don't need to look like Brad Pitt or drive a
Corvette to sweep a girl off her feet. Those
things, by themselves, will almost never work on
a woman who is really worth courting. If you
really want to sweep a girl off her feet, then you
have to know how to make her feel special
without coming on too strong. However, this can
be easier said than done. Below are tips on how to sweep a girl off her feet.





#Joke around with her. If you can make a girl
laugh, she will remember you.

#Be confident.
Remember to have your own life. Most girls
like a guy who's got his own friends, his own
opinions, and his own time.
Girls like a relaxed, chilled out guy. They
don't want someone who is always panicking.

#Always try to be calm and cool around her. Try
not to sound nervous when talking to her. Don't
stutter or hesitate when talking as girls might
think you are scared and embarrassed.

#Never make her choose between her
friends or you unless the friend doesn't have
your girl's feelings in consideration.

#Be specific with compliments, especially if
they are genuine. Say "that's a nice summer
outfit" instead of "you look hot". If the former
is true, she will have an easier time accepting
it. If she asks you how she looks always
respond with a positive comment like fantastic
or great so she will know you think she looks
good.

#As you start to become close, say things
like "hi honey" and "hey babe" to let her know
that you notice her. If she isn't interested, just move on. At least you tried.

#Try learning to play guitar. Combine that with
singing, and you'll easily sweep her right off
her feet. Even if you can't sing that well, she
will think its very cute and love you for singing
a love song for her.

You girls kept complaining. There's a perfect cure "PLASTIC SURGERY". Buh plz at owner's risk. Stella Obasanjo can be my witness.

My HTC rhyme has refused to boot. its stuck at the HTC logo. when I plug in ma charger, de clockwork mode comes up, when I select reboot, it'll stuck at the HTC logo. the phone is rooted. plz wat can I do? help

After sitting 4 Jamb 2 consecutive tyms nd scoring 190 nd 198, I sat 4 Jamb dis yr nd scored 282, I was very happy. So de next day(sunday), I logged into a website which do update me about education, and wat I saw was 'JAMB 2012 HAS BEEN CANCELED'! I fainted immediately, wen i regained conciousness, dey asked me wat happened including ma cousin, i told dem Jamb 2012 has been cancelled, ma cousin also fainted immediately cos she had 291 nd had also sat 4 jamb twice, i latter found out it was april fool so wen she also regain conciousness, i told her it was april fool, she slapped me hard, i almost had tribal mark, buh i explained 2 her telling her it wasnt my fault, den she had 2 appologise.

Nonsense, if dats really true, den am soo sorry admition is gonna be hard. Its cos schools are gonna increase their cut off. If a school should cut 180 last yrs, dis yr it may be 210.....

Even de worst hollywood actoress is more beautiful dan her. Una no even know wetin beauty.

eghost247:

like she needs your approval Hisses

i've got no time 4 her damn approval but de fact is dat she's never beautiful for my liking. If she like, Make she go do face surgery,