₦airaland Forum

TechCapon:

the pix is exactly how i laughed when i read the post. Na so chelsea done die finish...so tey mikel of all ppl

Maybe he doesnt wana b traced to d bank so d disguise wud kinda do perfectly

every1 jst dey do comedy, u wey get multiple scandals self wan enter politics...abeg watz going in dis country sf!

it means move on with ur life n stop fussing about it.

tis y it is advised nt to fa waere loyon...lol

Masama:
That snake is not poisonous

i seconded that. Y cnt they let python alone except dey r hungry. Tis creature has no poison like he sisterz, cobra, mamba, rattlesnake, viper to mention bt few. Tis snake wil soon extintion with the rate tem dey kil am.

You're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone Anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you say Tear us apart Baby, I would rather be dead. Tina Turner. The best

When I think upon Your
goodness
And Your faithfulness each day
I'm convinced it's not because I
am worthy
To receive the kind of love that
You give
But I'm grateful for Your mercy
And I'm grateful for Your grace
And because of how You've
poured out your Yourself
I have come to sing this song out
in praise. Nathaniel bassey. Imela

thesicilian:
If the man was the one involved in the accident, would the bride have waited?

abi d bride done wait! Trust me, most of tis skinny a5s wnt wait. The guy wil jst b 'once upon a time'

that means tis guy is mouthed

Willybos:
That's serious

more than serious, tis is 'gobecious'

dis 1 no b only plantain she dey sel o.

i cnt beliv dis! Make man city no go gv dis ppl 0-7

Aboki wil always b Aboki

Good 4 her.

D landlord do them yoruba style "kaaka ki ile o ku, ile aya sha"

Not again! Rip to d victims

This dangote of a man shud b check properly weda or nt is he a ritualist. D last time i heard frm a reliable source, his truck drivers whre advise 2 abscond d scene n abadon d truck 4 dangote to come n claim its property. If this is untrue then i sugest fg nid 2 to put d law on checks of his truck maintenance n driver's alcholic n psychological test. Also trucks shud only ply at 9t only. I think dis wil drasticaly reduce tis unnecesary lose of lives.

apkae ni (na curse), na frm vilage...by d way u r jst 23...pls grow up smal, d grl wey u go date must b a child perhapz 18-20yrz. Go skul get beta job, trust me its a blesing in disguise dat no girl dey folow, dey r necesary demons n u shud b fuly prepared. Trust me tre is nufn wrung wif yu

I too gbadun d friends, d couple wana do drama so the friends came with theatre...lol. They called 4 it

oteneaaron:
Oh My God!! Not again!!

First Snake, now monkey??

Is the Northern Senators Forum Located in the Jungle??

How did the Monkey find it's way there?

Naija, we hail thee!

i thought i was d only 1 thinkg of d snake matter...if there animals cud talk 4 jst 5 mins dey wud say "oga politician maka why!"

Y am i nt suprise when we av a tyrant as a leader

BeeBeeOoh:
I just ran outta what to say honestly

i second u in dat...absolutely speechless...

Every day no b xmas...weytin pain me pass na d 26 odd wey just pass me by. Lol

Wasawasa is a popular staple
made from yam in some parts of
northern Ghana.
However, women who have had
sex or those in their menstrual
periods are not allowed to cook
the meal until they have a
spiritual bath to cleanse them.
In an interview with Accra-
based Joy FM, a woman who
sells the food said it is believed
that sex and menstruation
make them filthy and the food
does not like filth.This means a woman must
cleanse herself after sex of
menstruation in order to be
able to prepare Wasawasa.
19-year-old Ashietu who sells
the food said: “if you have sex
with your husband, you have to
take a spiritual bath, otherwise
the food won't come out well.”
The meal is prepared from
pounded dried yam. The yam is
mixed with red beans and then
boiled for hours until it turns
into a rice meal.
According to Maa Adiza who
also sells Wasawasa, she said
the preparation process of the
food is tedious and time-
consuming.
“When you start preparing it at
6:00 am in the morning, you
will finish at 3:00 pm in the
afternoon.”

Read more. opera.pulse.com.gh/news/local/women-menstruating-cant-prepare-this-meal-id8006741.html

Schoolgirls and teachers in north-eastern Nigeria have escaped an attack on a boarding school by Boko Haram jihadists, witnesses say. They say the militants in pick-up trucks arrived in the town of Dapchi, Yobe state, on Monday evening, shooting and setting off explosives. Alerted by the noise, staff and students were able to flee. In April 2014, Boko Haram kidnapped more than 270 girls from a school in the north- eastern town of Chibok. Read more. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43122095

Feeds Welcome to Breaking Times, a global online newspaper for synthesizing news down to easy- to-read-and-comprehend stories.    Copyright 2014 - 2017 Breaking Times Communications. All rights reserved    HOME BREAKING NEWS FOOTBALL MATCH ENDS AS REFEREE ISSUES 9 RED CARDS   Posted By: Eugene Boahene on: February 19, 2018 In: Breaking News, Nation, News, Sports, World 2 Comments  Print  Email Football match ends as Referee issues 9 red cards There was a drama in a Brazil derby that birth series of punches and blows between Vitoria and Bahia as 9 players six from the Victoria – were s off, forcing the derby to be abandoned with 11 minutes l on the clock. Denilson breaks the deadlock the home side following 33 minutes but Vinicius leveled a penalty four minutes into th second half. He celebrated wit provocative dance in front th home fans, which prompted anger from Victoria players. Punches were exchanged between the two sides and fi men were awarded red cards their Joshua-Takam performances, three from Ba and two from Vitoria. Two more players, one from side, were sent off three min after the first incident, as tempers frayed and inconvenience spread to the porches. With just 13 minutes a fourth Vitoria player was se off, inciting Bispo to kick the away and forced the official i granting him his second yello and a match-ending red.

Mariage is fraught wit ups n downs, dis kind lady wil take 440 if u got lil prob so a broken r/ship is beta dan a brken mariage. U beta go for d one u av at hand. I presume u knew her b4 u got a job n she stil stick wit u. Let bygones b bygones, i knw it may b hard b she is history so 4mat ur memories abt her.

One word . Amoeba!

I knw undastand hw dis one come take cosign us. If she like make she recieve 500 roses na her palava b dat

Weytin dem go tel God when dem reach heaven gate...lol. Konji na idiot.

vanity upon vanity... reminds us to do good for when no not the hour, day n time death comes knocking.