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Rip to the dead, Lord protect us all.

Olu jacobs remains my veteran actor...happi birthday sir...wishing u a longer life and prosterity in sound health.

What a reply...lol

Blood of God!!!!!!!!! It go be like make she enter ground.

U ppl tat see bubu has a saint should be tired by now, how many time does this man have to show us that he is an hypocrite, always speaking with his tongue in his cheek. Me i done gba kamu say na blind man they lead blind country...cant want for 2019. Lol

bakingsoda:
Togolese are generally aggressive towards Nigerians because they believe that we have a huge influence on their political system on one hand, and the general envy of the big brother stand of Nigeria to other African countries on the other hand. My advice to those outside the country is always that if things are no longer working for you, please come back home. Ajo ko da bi ile.
This victim cannot be doing well and they would treat him like this for stealing, instead he would be arrested and charged to court if he was doing well.

my brother i cant agree less to what u said, personally av spent months in lome, agbodrafor and hilaconji and they treat me like a king (like seriously), lol, who dare approach a jaye jaye like me say i steal him thing, not even my gf there back then. The truth is, that country is 2000% poorer than nigeria so y go there for greener pasture in the first place, no to talk of they are francophone. The educated there are those that even hear the french, they are common with the togolaise language, n moreover if u go there n things no better, abeg come home. Its so saddening and RIP to the dead.

I know the oyinbo are crazzy but i dint know they this crazzy, so make i no teach my child the way of God but make i allow ppl he mix with at school teach him way of the devil...Antichrist is already here...this is what i deduce.

Abeg who this story epp!!!!!!!!! The funny thing is, i know neither of them. Lol

Mine is Samsung S6 Edge, i just love its finger print unlocking, no stress in inputing or drawing pattern.

njuwo:
Ofego saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER! CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE DON'T SWIM"

hilarious...rhis is what we call gobe nla

njuwo:
Ofego who bed-wets went to see a psychiatrist. PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? Tell me how it happens. OFEGO: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Oya, let us piss". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine. PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you, "Let us piss", just reply him that you have already pissed. Ofego left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face. PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work? Ofego: You have worsened my situation oh! PSYCHIATRIST: What? How manage? Ofego: When the demon came, I told him I had already pissed, and he said, "Oya, let us shit!."

worsen indeed.

...Very funny pix...one word for this ppl 'Agbaya'

Vendoor:
Cool

kool ke? The guy look like agero, secondly like person wey them force to marry, lastly where is his shoelace, why rol up ur jean...this poto is crap, only that the girl is alright sha.

Jimi23:
Helen dwarf clap for your sef first. I know say na on top NL u go sleep. Jada Pinkett kwa? Kikikikiki. But Helen Puke is a trashy local hoe with stinking puna passed around all the poverty striken church rats in Lagos while Jada Pinket is naturally extremely attractive got class thats y shes with a rich and very attractive tall hunk. Abegi sit ur ass down talentless hoe trying to estroy other people's careers. Free Olosho married to a pauper with two dwarfs. Kikikikikiki ROTFL. Ali Baba dey ball.

my profiling was right...u jst proved it...sorry i will disappoint u by saying nofn.

Jimi23:
Drop dead dwarf with burnt hands u meant to say? Kikikikiki. Go check ur dictionary for drop dead gorgeous in naija parlance, u go see omotola, genevive, tiwa savage dem dem nor be this fugly pancake face ajepako.

abeg my guy if na profiling i want profile u i go say u are one enving person, perhaps rebuffed by ladies uncountable times, with no self confidence around the opposite sex n my bet is u may not have a gf left alone a wife. To her own level as a married woman wit two kids (as i heard) Helen Paul may be short like Jada Pinkett, but she is gorgeous and stuck up ur envy to where it belongs...no beefing

I must admit, she is drop dead gorgeous...

It isnt funny at all when it truely happen, it happened to mr last two weeks, by force access let me collect atm card saying the dont give witdraw slips anymore, only for me to carry the two weeks old atm card to skye bank and got stocked. At first na network run commot for the machine as i wait make the network come back only to see, insert ur card...i was like is this a joke! Weyrtin the machine do with the one wey i just put. I go the skye early mo mo only to see the cco speaking tru her nose say she done perforate my card that i av to do anoda at my bank. U need to see my face wen i enter access to ask for widraw slip n the girl dey ask me wey my atm card...'i was like if u no want make ogun kill u, u better gimmie the slip before i transfer aggression to u' the girl jejely gave me the slip.

Vendoor:
This happen like 0.01 over 100

i concur with on this...

Smellymouth:
Na stretch marks full the borbi @ the 4th picx abi na my eyes dey deceive me?

na weytin carry ur eye go there...lol

NEHLIVE:
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this one pass na wa, this one na war!!! Night mare. Chai....transformation to bad.

The guy must have smoked Akure weed...

This guy is a sociopath...secondly, he is a shalow xtian. The bible dint say 'u shall say the truth...' it says 'u shall know the truth...' and Jesus was saying this in a different contest. Secondly Jesus has already warned that their ppl who will say lord lord we did wonders in ur name; but jesus will deny them' if u said the truth wch is obviously good and u were laid off, ehat makes u think God cant be faithful to his faithfuls? This is what joseph did, of course he said the true and was lied upon yet he dint sway from God, but this dude is hungered 'elebi ni'...

HungerBAD:
Story makes no sense to me.

Hope they are not trying to frame the guy?a one yr old child got raped in 2013,and this man was just arrested?

What led the Police to him?the story itself is not complete.

i concur with u my brother. What kind of parent wont know thier year old daughter was raped. This age, i bet the mother still bathe the girl, the girl still bedwet, etc. Come on! We are not ignorant here n y is this kind of lies coming front page sef. Just wasted time to read this rubbish.

Nairalanddiary:
This is bleaching

this one pass JIK , na hypo handwork be this lol.

Educating true talk

Though as saddening as it sounds i cant help but laugh trying to imagine the scene when the landlord barged in to the room. Well RIP to the victim but this will serve as deterent to other landlords who feel because u own the house mean u have a free ticket to infringe individual human right. The best thing he should av done is call the tenants attention to his err and if he remains erring evict him with time. The tenant may claim he thought it was an armed rubber n dint know it was the landlord when the get to the court n dont be suprised he may win the case.

Op 'obirin ni o pkole to bayen' like serious?

Ekiti ppl sef funny o, bearly 2months ago they took to street to support fayose n castigate buhari, now the oposite is the case. Until ppl have a mind n heart of their own they will remain pun to those good for nothing leaders. Wise up ppl...

kiddoiLL:
lol..butter way u chop remain...after one week, ogbeni scoop d black ish comot make u enjoy ur BnB..naim sure pass

i think what will should be asking the op is where was this magerine stored? This blackish substance looks like mould to me and we all know the source of mould which is mist and heat and mostly attack bread, perhaps bread paticles felll into the bread or deeped into the margerinre.Afterall the blue band wasnt brand new for us to say its manufacturer fault.

kai...its was in 2007; i pass my gauge n slept at the varanda close to where my great grand father was buried...i was lucky it was my worried uncle the first person to come out of the house to go mosque at 4am, it wont have been funny. Lol

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SUG should go to his division and born it up, puck the police men responsible beheaded and their heads hanging at their gate.