₦airaland Forum

She come dey write d story like an erotic story. Is it just me, I think something is wrong with that narration. Nevertheless rape is inhumane, all rapists are less than animals.

JONNYSPUTE:
Yea u re right to think this way.After the stuff was signed,I was still going to the joint where she works because my friend owns the bar.My friends Nd her master were having a discussion when she brought our order,now the master asked her y she did not come to work last time Nd she said she is sick. We all chorused sorry o. He now ask her what the problem is Nd she said that her chest is paining her,mind u all these was happening in our presence cause her master was sitting with us. So the next day when she was serving us I now asked her that ope she is OK now Nd she no that she has no money for hospital Nd drugs Nd I repeated sorry again Nd continue my drinking. Maybe she thought that because I helped her out with her I T stuff that I will give her some money to go treat herself. Now I ve not been there since cause I was not in town Nd when I went there yesterday my friend now was telling me that she asked me to help her Nd I refused because I had the intention to sleep with her Nd that she has noticed it. Mind u she said intention not that I asked her. Is she a mind reader?

Lol.
D girl funny.
Set her up.

Lol
My friends from poto republic at it again.
I met a youth Corper in Onitsha some time ago, she told me she bought a tin of Milo from one of the shops in there.On opening the tin, the content she found was somehow dusty, just like sand. She decided to risk it and prepare the stuff, behold my brethren this Lady had dysentery all through the nights.

Weldone my Poto republic brothers.

shadrach77:
Calling this man an actor is like belittling him. He was an actor, a poet, a translator, a lecturer, a philosopher, a presenter, an author and many other things all rolled into one. Such a great loss to the yoruba race

He was an all rounder, he was a writer also.
He wrote Bashorun Gaa.

yusods:
Is it compulsory to write the two tests?

which 2 tests .
No be only one?

Lol I'm a theist but Felix na proper M0ron.

Amarabae:
And who will come here and say YES? Only people who don't know their worth that try such a thing with a lecturer. da o ire, otito ni kikòrò

excuse me? That's Igbo right? d otito ni kikoro part.
What's d meaning?

sesaan:
That could be the result of some genetic mutation.. the world will not end any moment soon our sun still have some million more years to go before life could end but before then we would find another habitable planet

Thank you, I've been searching for a reasonable comment since.
Thank you once again, all hope is not lost on Nigerians, if we have people like you and me.
It's actually a result of genetic mutation.

oshey baddest see how d guy salute am. She is a pioneer, others will follow.

Mumu writeup

Jaguar Nana by Cyprian Ekwensi

Baba ti dagba tipe even in Saworo ide.
Sun re o baba Faleti.
One of those I look up to.


Ko ye won, yo ye won lola

The tiger is beautiful I love it.

Lol Unscrupulous IFA devotees 419s. Thank u Alaafin for forgiving them.
Kaaabiiyessi o

E GBA MI Girlfriend na Trophy? Children of nowadays.

NwaAmaikpe:



She should Clap for herself...
I wanted to call her a big mumu but I realized love makes all of us mumus.


Well she left one part out...
As a woman whose husband is abroad...there's no way she could achieve all that success in business and her work without sexual compromise.
She can't also say she was faithful 100%
So she might not have gotten that STI from him.

I strongly believe her husband helped in fulfilling scriptures for it is written;
Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.
Prov 13:11

I'd advise she dusts herself up, forget about the man and go for thanksgiving that she was not beaten to death.

Ode ni e

Lol
abokiss and Igbos on d prowl.

Babalawos:
WITCHES COVENANT WITH ORUNMILA

Certain women once went to "Eshu" to ask for the power of witchcraft. Eshu was willing to give it to them but he had to refer them to Orunmila.

Orunmila would not allow them to go out into the world with the power of witchcraft until they promised to honour certain signs and materials to serve men as protections against their power.

They agreed to this but it was necessary for them to go on to Olorun to make their agreement binding.

This transaction is mentioned in certain ancient Ifa verses of unknown origin which are used in divination.

INCANTATION



PLS NOTE: Recite The Above Incantation Whenever You Are Confronted By Witches!

Lol
In English?

Babalawos
who is Ajibola Edan?
Is Odu d mother of witches?
I tick some of d boxes, but I'm definitely not a fuocking witch.

hmm True talk from the old man.

seunlayi:
Sincerely, if what op has said is true, the phone will soon be scarce in the market. It will be a good buy

the battery is a turn off

AbdelKabir:
Yet your "mawlana" judged that sister because of emotions and you being his mureed supported him in that, double standards?

And now u want to look relevant?

And now you want to look relevant?
what sort of write up is that?
You are foul tempered and I wonder what other vices you may be hiding behind this moniker?

AbdelKabir:
Yet your "mawlana" judge that sister because of emotions and you being his mureed supported him in that, double standards?

You are the one practising double standards here.
That d lady is not qualified to give verdicts on issues like that is the truth.
But you do not want to accept cos you seem to have a personal grouse with him.

Everyone that does not agree with you , you put them together and term them 'Sheikh and Mureed'.

Empiree:
you dey mind her. She was in romance section all the time and suddenly become scholar yet confirmed to us here she's not even Islamic.

This is the first time I'm seeing her by the way

Lol.
Romantic Scholar

AbdelKabir:
You don't need to know me, just keep on massaging your "mawlana" ego being the mureed you are to him....perhaps one day he will take to "ma'rifatush shaytaan"

Whatever rocks your boat.
But I need you to know that we do not judge matters of the deen with sheer emotions all matters of deen should be judge in accordance to Sunan Wa Kitab.

How would you judge lawyers , who appear in court to defend criminals?

My question has nothing to do with the thread, but I just want to know how you will judge them in accordance to Sunan wa Kitab.

AbdelKabir:
And here comes the mureed of "mawlana" Empiree......

Foot soldier....

Do I know you?

Empiree:
Some ppl are just silly. This woman (Mariinee) lifestyle is unislamic and she knows that. But she got the nerve to condemn a woman trying to play spot. You are seriously ridiculous.

All the time she's in romance section and all of a sudden she wants to pass fatwa

Lol d Marinee girl was actually not supposed to type anything, she is ill qualified in the matters of deen.
She said some things are haram in football, help me ask her what those things are.

sexybbstar:
Yes, that's y I always follow his thread. There's always something to learn about traditional ways of living

true talk

sexybbstar:
He said it on one of his thread about ogbanje.. He said we shouldn't visit any babalawo without asking for his ID card. That was when he mentioned the name of their association.

that's true, I remember reading it.
Digital Babalawo (it's actually nice), maybe ppl like him can help improve African Technology.

sexybbstar:
This babalawo has a certificate and ID card. He went to the school and they have an association. He will tell you more sha. But it still baffles me he has his own website, a Twitter account, he's even on instagram ... I give up

Lol!
How do you know he has a certificate and an I d card?
This is what we call babalawo to ni packaging in Yoruba, I won't even mind going to his shrine for sight seeing.

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