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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 28th April 2012 by Ralphjoe(m): 4:17pm On Apr 28, 2012

ii don't like the way this arsenal team are playing today, how many dribbling does benayoun has to do before he plays shot and scores?

Romance › Re: Maga50 by Ralphjoe(m): 5:13pm On Mar 26, 2012

Idowuogbo: Dat gal nice oo,maga 50 is still romantic na.

If na me I go save am as Exclusive Mugun.

na wa 4 u o, so na so u dey write ur bf name huh?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 21st March 2012 by Ralphjoe(m): 9:41pm On Mar 21, 2012

Omg! i don't normally miss any arsenal match but today am dissapointed with myself for not watching today's match all due to boko haram, i debated watching dis match or not in my mind 4 a long time b4 i decided not to watch it. Palz keep d updates coming & plz how can i watch this match online?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Invades Mandawari Police Station In Kano by Ralphjoe(m): 2:28pm On Mar 12, 2012

[quote author=camry-2008] grin

;DAm presently at the said police station now, the infomation is not correct!!! there is nothing like BH attack there only that the security agent are protesting their deployment to their respective stations as they dont want to leave following the =N=3000 daily allowance plus egunje from transporters and offenders, they are making at least =N=8000 to 10k per day and the govt want to send them back to their stations. ;DAm presently at the said police station now, the infomation is not correct!!! there is nothing like BH attack there only that the security agent are protesting their deployment to their respective stations as they dont want to leave following the =N=3000 daily allowance plus egunje from transporters and offenders, they are making at least =N=8000 to 10k per day and the govt want to send them back to their stations. grin

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Invades Mandawari Police Station In Kano by Ralphjoe(m): 2:28pm On Mar 12, 2012

[quote author=camry-2008] grin

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Invades Mandawari Police Station In Kano by Ralphjoe(m): 2:25pm On Mar 12, 2012

[quote author=camry-2008] grin

Nairaland General › Re: Let's Give Seun Time To Rebuild Nairaland by Ralphjoe(m): 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2012

Wow! This site looks good & kinda portable for my phone now, i like this new friendship feature of the new nl, mr seun, please i would love you to bring back smileys. More grease to your elbow man.

Politics › Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Ralphjoe(op): 12:02pm On Mar 08, 2012

We can generate any amount of electricity with Erinle Fuelless engine – Mr Erinle

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By EBELE ORAKPO

With fluctuations in world oil prices, global economic crisis, global warming, search for greener and more sustainable energy sources by major oil consumers, it has become absolutely necessary to diversify Nigeria’s oil-based mono-product economy if the country must survive the current trends the world over.

This is because, Nigeria’s major export product – crude oil – may not be in much demand in the near future. US for instance, spends billions of dollars to find more environment-friendly, cheaper and cleaner alternatives to fossil fuel. When this happens, Nigeria’s economy, as it is now, will literally come to a halt.

To avoid this, a researcher, Mr. Olusegun Adekunle Erinle, spent money and time to invent something that Nigeria can export to the world, Erinle Engine. In this chat with Vanguard Learning in his Isolo, Lagos office, Mr. Erinle said that the engine was invented to reduce air pollution, global warming and its consequences and also as Nigeria’s gift to the world. Excerpts:

The Beginning:
According to Erinle, it all started while he was a staff of Cadbury Nigeria Plc from 1982 to 2001: “When I was in Cadbury, I worked in the power station. What really motivated me was that to start the the company’s giant generators, I noticed that we used air at the initial stage before it picks up and then runs on diesel or gas. But to start the machine from rest, we used air. So I discovered that with this system, definitely I could do something that will be of benefit to humanity.”

First Invention:
Speaking on his first invention, Erinle whose invention was nominated for Tech Museum Awards in US, a programme sponsored by World Bank, Applied Materials Inc., and other donors in Environment category in 2007 said: “My first invention was Erinle Engine.

This engine does not use fuel or gas. It works on pure air and it can be designed for motor vehicles or electric power generation from domestic to national grid. If it is designed for your vehicle, you don’t need fuel in any way and if it is designed for your generator, be it domestic or industrial; you don’t need fuel as well.

It can also be used for marine propulsion. We are talking about global warming, so we need a greener environment where the carbon monoxide within our environment will be reduced to zero. Today, many big cities are being associated with air pollution because a lot of pollutants are released into the atmosphere. So using Erinle Fuelless engine will go a long way in giving us a cleaner environment.”

Explaining further, the mechanical engineer who won Cadbury’s Creativity and Originality Award in 1994, stated that he spent over N5 million on the research. “It was not easy. The research cost me serious money. But the one I recorded is up to N5 million, apart from the little, little expenses I did not write down. Even after I left Cadbury, all the money I was paid as gratuity went into research because to carry out a research is not a day’s job. When a good idea comes, you have to keep working at it until you get the exact thing you have in mind.”

Relevance to economy:
”When you talk about economic growth, all over the world, new technologies come up everyday. There is the hydrogen fuel cell which uses water, there is electric car. With that, our economy which depends solely on oil, will definitely be affected.

So if the government of Nigeria does not wake up and do something now to diversify the economy, then in the nearest future, the nation will be in real trouble. But if they invest in research, Nigeria can also earn foreign exchange by exporting our home-grown technology. We are talking about generating power from nuclear energy, but with this Erinle Engine in position; we can generate any amount of electricity we want through this system.

Air is very abundant and we can never run out of air and that is why it is called sustainable energy. We can also power our industries like motor industry or any other manufacturing industry. If they want an independent power system that will power the factories, they can easily do that and that will drastically bring down the cost of production.

How the engine works:
It has a DC battery, the type used in cars, as a primary system. What the battery does is to power the engine and when it does, there is what is called the compressor. The compressor will pump air for the engine to work and as the compressor is pumping the air and the engine begins to work, it has what is called charging alternator.

So the charging alternator charges the battery. That is what enables it to run constantly. It gets air directly from the atmosphere and does not store it anywhere. There is what we call centrifugal force/pump which takes the air and throws it, as it were, into the system. That will strike the turbine blade and it works on and on and on.

“You know every engine is a prime over eg a car or a lorry engine is a prime over. So what it does is that if you want to use it as electricity generator, there is what is called generating alternator. When it is coupled to the engine and is designed for the capacity of that alternator, you will be able to power the alternator that will now be able to generate electricity.

“The same thing goes for vehicles. They can be designed for a particular brand and placed where the engine is normally placed and from there, it goes on to power the vehicle. The same goes for ships. It will be designed for the type of ship and connected to the propeller to power it,” he explained.

Government’s role:
“We’ve been pushing and pushing. The Federal Ministry of Science and Technology invited me to Abuja for exhibitions in 2007. I demonstrated the workings of the engine. They promised to do something. The promise has not been fulfilled.”

Sourcing the raw materials:
“Even the most advanced countries cannot boast of getting all their raw materials locally. So some are imported and some are got locally. When I’m ready to mass- produce, definitely, some parts will need to be designed and that will be contracted out. I want for instance to build the engine for a certain car brand.

“That will certainly be good for the country economically because many countries will now be eager to do business with us. They may even invite Nigerians to come and establish an assembly plant in their country. That will generate more income,” he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/we-can-generate-any-amount-of-electricity-with-erinle-fuelless-engine-mr-erinle/

Forum Games › Re: Nigerian Indigenous Names In Alphabetical Order. by Ralphjoe(m): 3:13pm On Feb 27, 2012

C-chidebere

Forum Games › Re: Nigerian Indigenous Names In Alphabetical Order. by Ralphjoe(m): 3:11pm On Feb 27, 2012

B-Bola

Culture › Re: If You Are From EDO STATE, Represent The HeartBeat of the Nation by Ralphjoe(m): 2:39pm On Feb 22, 2012

Am half bini & half ososo, that makes me a full edo boy. Kudos to u all 4 dis masterpiece.

Romance › Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Ralphjoe(m): 3:02pm On Feb 12, 2012

Ralphjoe:
that's very true my brother, if she is a virgin as she claims, then where did she learn about such eroctic words like "popping of cherries" from? This is the kinds of words used in errotic magazines & as such does not qualifies her as a virgin even though she might be a virgin in physical, she is not a virgin emotionally as pointed out above.

Celebrities › Re: Why Is It That Every Time Aaron Ramsey Of Arsenal Fc Scores, A Celebrity Dies? by Ralphjoe(m): 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2012

This is so funny & hilarious, you guys would make ramsey to stop playing football.

Romance › At This Age, Am Still A Virgin by Ralphjoe(op): 2:23pm On Feb 12, 2012

jobfront:
My dear sister, it is a good thing to remain a true virgin in midst of our present day worldly distractions. Meanwhile, from your numerous posts and comments so far, you are not a virgin, but only a ‘technical virgin’, ask me why? It is quite unfortunate that our ladies of today misunderstand what a virgin is. In the true context of what God and spiritually we call a virgin, it is a girl who has never known any man or had intimate intercourse- this means emotionally she had never yielded to intimate urges (watching pornographic films and pictures or discussing erotically to arouse herself to satisfy her intimate desires), physically (self-servicing, kissing, caressing of bodily parts, cuddling, petting, necking or nibbling, etc), she has never dared any of the aforementioned things. A girl that measures up to this expectations, is truly a virgin, and would reap all the blessings and gains God had promised for virgins, else, she is wasting her time for nothing.

Now, you confessed that you’re a virgin, and you still use vulgar words, and engage in Intimate discussions that can mislead others, are you not already committing emotional and mental sex? Of course you are, tell yourself the truth because only you can tell yourself that. You are a virgin and you confessed that you dress to impress guys but they can’t eat you as you put it, haven’t you yourself confessed that you are a intimate symbol and tempter to guys and still claim that you’re a virgin? A true virgin that God wants you to be, cannot even think of doing such because her thoughts are devoid of Intimate things and intimate immorality thinking.

I am not trying to discourage you please, but my dear, take a step backward and redress your lifestyle now if you truly want God to count you as virgin because presently from your posts and comments, you’re are not a true virgin, but a technical virgin. Forgive me for passing judgment on you, anyway, there’s need for this judgment to be passed now as it stand now.

I know of one of my friend’s girlfriend, who keeps seeing herself as a virgin, and still goes on indulging in: kissing, sucking, petting, necking, nibbling, etc with my friend. Yes, she did told my friend not to have regular intercourse with her (penetration), but she indulges in other intimate acts with him and even helps him to get emotional relief during such act, and yet, she and my friend goes about boasting that she is a virgin, and that they are reserving it for their wedding night. I am also aware that she and my friend do engage in phone intimacy whenever they are apart, and she still calls herself a virgin, just because the hymen had not been broken physically, but had been emotionally, spiritually and mentally broken several times, how then is she a virgin? But after I sensitized my friend on this, he came to realize that they had been fooling and deceiving themselves. So think wisely my dear and stop being too prideful of it, you’re not doing it for man or for yourself alone but for God, unless I am mistaken, which means you are too.

Finally, I heard you attack a certain lady that she is angry with you because she gave her virginity to the wrong man, and you even accused her of being married. Listen my dear, I am a man, and I speak as a man, there is no guarantee that because a man you will finally marry tomorrow meets you as a ‘technical virgin’ not ‘true virgin’ this time, will love and treat you so perfectly, and that he is the Mr. Right, because he married you as a virgin, no, no, no, ask other guys too, he might even end up mistreating you more than his numerous concubines outside, all you need to do is pray fervently to God, whether you are a virgin or a LovePeddler in a brothel, you both stand equal chances of meeting a perfect man, so long as your ways are right with God, and you do your part as a girl. If we may ask some honest married men to comment, many would testify that they married a virgin and yet divorced in less than ten years, and some married a known LovePeddler and are living happily today. What am I trying to say in essence? Being just a ‘technical virgin’ with a shabby ugly character will not benefit you and whoever that would marry you tomorrow. So all you need is God and then work daily on your character as a girl, because that alone can win you the best man on planet earth, whether you are a virgin or not! I arrest my case, shalom!

that's very true my brother, if she is a virgin as she claims, then where did she learn about such eroctic words like "popping of cherries" from? This is the kinds of words used in errotic magazines & as such does not qualifies her as a virgin even though she might be a virgin in physical, she is not a virgin emotionally as pointed out above.

Romance › Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Ralphjoe(m): 4:04pm On Feb 08, 2012

Helo baby, you reminds me of my dead girlfriend.*** hey, excuse me i have a dirty short gun in my pant, please if you don't mind, can i shoot you?***pssss pssss, hi, how are you doing, you know what girl, me and you go good 2geda like a coke & buns.

Romance › Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by Ralphjoe(m): 4:01pm On Feb 06, 2012

@op, since none of these ugly mofos girls on nairaland don't want to post their pix, lemme savage the situation by posting my sister's pix, she is not on nl but she will soon join.

Romance › Re: How To Manage My Three Girlfriends On Valentine's Day by Ralphjoe(m): 10:36am On Feb 03, 2012

@op, you no try at all, with sense all this things would be a thing of the past, i would advice you to go with killz suggestion, but guy u na wa o, 3 babes at once. I don't know how val would be in kano(dis 1 dat we are always in curfew by 6pm),

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria’s President Should Appoint Tb Joshua As An Official Advisor by Ralphjoe(m): 11:22am On Jan 17, 2012

1stCitizen:
I am not the man's fan but what amazes me are;

When he performs miracles that we cannot verify they say the miracles are staged.

When he performs the ones that are so glaring even a blind man can verify them, they say he uses JUJU.

Which of the above?

correct, that is why people will always criticize , as for me i believe this man.

Romance › Re: Getting Married In A Couple Of Weeks, And Discovered Hubby Is A Fraud! by Ralphjoe(m): 8:05pm On Jan 13, 2012

Ivynwa:
@serious-ly
Your fiance should not be blamed for feeling so overwhelmed by this that she sought the advice of others, bear with her on that please.
This is not enough reasons to cancel your intending marriage if the two of you truly want to be married. I know that you will soon calm down sha, both of you should discuss in all honesty outside the forum and sort things out amicably.
In her present pregnant condition she doesn't need to go through much unhappiness. Wishing you both happiness. May the love that you found with each other conquer all unpleasantness arising.

BTW do you really need to make out your wife-to-be as though you have nothing going on with her just to make some other woman threatening to disrupt your wedding happy. You even owe your fiancee an apology for doing that. What stops you from looking at another woman in the face and telling her that you have made your choice?
If you want to make things easy for her, comfort her in the best way you can and not painting your spouse like that for her. Recruit a security outfit to guard things on your wedding day and if "Miss-you-cannot-marry-anybody-beside-me" is so shameless as to near your wedding venue, Ndi akpu-obi (security thugs) will teach her a lesson. Wetin you even do the poor girl make she dey threaten your wedding like that, e be like say you broke some ladies heart? Ye-e-e-e!
I can't help pitying the poor girl. Abeg take am easy, find a way to comfort her so that she can chill for you. You don't have to impersonate your fiance. If you begin to digress the whole matter you even owe your fiance lots of apologies, she snooped----Yes! who doesn't when the opportunity shows itself How about you that did the most grievous of impersonating her? Abeg make una resolve matter welu welu.

i agree with u,@op please you guys should settle the matter amicably, now that you guys have both heard each other's own side of the story, the best thing to do is to settle it.

Politics › Re: 2 Protesters Shot Dead By Police In Kano? by Ralphjoe(m): 7:44pm On Jan 09, 2012

ifeci:
Thunder fire you and your Generation, so their killing justifies your statement above. if police no kill you too, trailer go jam you and your family. Anumanu. FOOOl

you are surely the biggest fool of your generation, so if protesters breaks into your gov't house & they set cars ablaze, killed a security guard, what do you expect the police to do? Mind you this guys are not protesters, they are the regular rioters of the city, maybe you expect the police to be smiling & probably allow them to kill the governor. Right now, curfew has been declared in the state as a result of what happened.

Politics › Re: 2 Protesters Shot Dead By Police In Kano? by Ralphjoe(m): 6:13pm On Jan 09, 2012

You all are just condemning the police without knowing what actually happened, am in kano and i know what happened first hand, how can protesters('yan dabba boys') as they are called in hausa, take their protest to the government house, after forcefully entering the government house, they met a fierce resistance from the police in there, two people were killed on the spot while the rest fled. What concerns the governor with fuel subsidy removal?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Fans Racially Abuse 20 Year Old Tom Adeyemi by Ralphjoe(m): 3:57pm On Jan 07, 2012

To add to the racialism of liverpool fc, you can see that they don't have any black player in their current squad, with that i can believe anything said about them concerning racism.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Fans Racially Abuse 20 Year Old Tom Adeyemi by Ralphjoe(m): 3:56pm On Jan 07, 2012

To add to the racialism of liverpool fc, you can see that they don't have any black player in their current squad, with that i can believe anything said about them concerning racism.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On Tuesday 3rd January 2012 by Ralphjoe(m): 9:35pm On Jan 03, 2012

Why is it only Arsenal fans like myself are here? Where are the rest fans of other clubs? am beginning to believe that arsenal has more fans in Nigeria than any other club.

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