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Tabbaz:
I have small job ($2/task) for new/free freelancers

*Description*
Your job is to hire a perfect freelancer(s) for me on research job and few other projects i need assistance with. basically, you will put up request and review proposal submitted, and pick the best among them for the task.

*number of freelancers needed*
2 - 6 will do to start with

*budget and payment method*
you get paid $2 for each freelancer you hired.

*condition*
if the freelancer deliver poor job based on your bad judgement. you will hire another freelancer for the task with no pay�

*method of application*
just write me in one paragraph or two on the reason why you think you are good for the task.

N/B. I pay you and also pay the freelancer you hired provided the job is good. We may work together for long if I enjoy your service

Thanks

biblegirl:
Wetin dem get for kebbi n wats d population of the ppl thr.Can u walk thr freely by 2am either u re a male or female?

DoctorAlien:
This analogy has been around for some time now, but the OP simply regurgitated it, without telling us what it has to do with religion.

NwaAmaikpe:


Messi is obviously the most unhappy footballer in the world right now.

Neymar's exit from Barcelona will expose him as an over-hyped ordinary player.


I wish Neymar the best.
Good he left to shine bright instead of babysitting one midget who will still take all the shine and credit from him.

free2ryhme:
Do u know he killed a young electrician that came to work in his house at gbemisola

BETlordnowpsych:
that was the last straw that broke the camel's back. As he heard 'idiot,' it sparked something in his head and before I knew what was going on, he gave me a hot chase with the dagger, dropping the chicken.


Mogbe... I started running. Before now, i used to believe that only hausa men meant it if they brought out a dagger to strike in public. Since i began to realise that this guy was a mad mad man, i didn't want to take chances with the urhobo lunatic after me.

'' sorry na. I dash you the chicken'' i said as i increased my steps.

'' your father! na u i wan chop now'' he continued chasing after me.

'' ewoo!'' i kept swerving and running round the road nearly been hit by a car.

'' you go join all those hillborough victims today!''
i was surprised to see people watching and laughing instead of them to help out. Water had gathered in my eyes as i prepared to face baba God prematurely. just when i fell in a gutter, i had crossed my mind that i was finished. Luckily, he said:

''You get luck say na only you kill yourself. We go dig am again this season.''

I was lucky that day. I later heard he was manhandled and chained the next morning. What a relief. To my greatest surprise, i heard some children jestfully call me ''ojukwu dem'' on my way to work later that day.

THE END

deafeyez:
I placed #2400 on virtual selecting games 1-10 and predicting 3 to come. Eventually when the game finishes, 5 game played and to my amazement, what i won is only #400 what
I spent 2400 to win 400 i am so furious that i wanted to do something nasty.
Till now, i still do not understand what was done. How on earth will i play with money, win and cannot get my capital what den did i win.
Bet9ja is a scam

5DMindset:
Then if you are theist, get the image of your religious avatar. if a Christian, get a picture of Jesus. If a Muslim get the picture of Moses. If you are a pagan, the picture of your God. If you are an atheist, do let me know.

Put the picture close to your regular location at your home and look at it often. If you can hold the pictural image on mind for one second, then try to practice 2 seconds until 9 seconds. That is practically how long it requires to hold an image and sing its geometrical formulae into existence by collapsing the waves.

stagger:
No sir. All articles must be from your knowledge of the subject matter, which can be obtained by research. Not from article spinners.

donnie:
Is that the picture?
If yes, value in naira pls?

thesuave10:
Me and you can't even play on the same field.unless it's training

thesuave10:
Lol.. You are truly daft. I know you don't know anything. What is healthcare? What is fortune 500? Knowledge beyond your reasoning. See how stupid you are. Next time you won't speak in public

thesuave10:
You're just a fool. No knowledge of anything. Argue with him na. Olodo .fûcktard

thesuave10:
Your entire generation is not enlightened. You probably have gone to browse on him. Canadian health care and economy is one of the best in the world. So it's Nigerian governors that are the ideal leader. It is Buhari that is eccentric? Your foolishness is alarming. Nairalanders and most NIGERIANS are such îdiots

sarrki:
Did you vote him

Only the progressives can ask such question

pro2010:
Mr man, use ya head small now haba? during summer the weather is quite warm, people wear skimmy stuffs because of the warmth (mostly shorts) body arts in different parts of the body become obvious. Thats how I know that almost all the directors in a fortune 500 company were I work, all have tattoos. You see they don't have to go on TV to show it, cause its no big deal, almost everyone has it!

pro2010:
In summer everything is visible!

pro2010:
Chairman if you dont know, dont be so loud. Tattoos are private things, nobody goes on radio or Tv to say they have one...travel to the west and see, almost every person has a tat. Learn!

pro2010:
Body art/Tattoos, smoking cigarettes, weed and fucking around when you have no commitments tells nothing about ones character, the smart guys who makes all the inventions and creates the structures under which you all operate indulge in one or all of this. You dont judge people with this things.

thesuave10:
Prime Minister of Canada. I can see your not enlightened and exposed enough so let me tell you his name Justin Trudeau

MissRaine69:
You can read something and you can instantly conclude this was written by an aggressive person
This was written by a sad person
And this person was most definitely violent and a homicidal maniac?
You have skills.

MissRaine69:
Oh please. Don't flatter yourself.

thesuave10:
There are governors and other political people that have tattoos. How does having tattoos affect your ability to carry out a responsibility? Are you listening to yourself?

MissRaine69:
Worked up over what? An opinion? Not this person
Feel free to be opinionated. I don't know you from Adam, you are faceless to me .what's there there to be worked up over?